Sadly did not get into either of the cons I applied for this year. Still, I wanna try and visit my friends at Gencon and see everyone. There's so much cool stuff and people I don't wanna miss 💗

Show me what you can do with just a pen! 🖊 🐟 Isildrah, Queen of the Deep 🐟

Re-watched @rifftrax.com treatment of Tranformers, one of their true essentials, last night with my friend Truly hilarious I'd forgotten how in the first Transformers film virtually every human being is a non-stop stammering, babbling, screaming lunatic Only the robots ever converse intelligibly

You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea

Fear and loathing. Fear. And loathing.

Ralph Steadman's final piece of 2025. Pretty much sums it up, dunnit?

2025, a pretty awful year for my health (and the human race at large), but I'm beginning to draw and write more often (even if focus on a specific project is difficult). My resolution is to somehow become healthier and financially stable through sheer will. Can't hurt to try, right?

Happy New Year (of the horse) #bloodborne

Unexpected expenses came up. If you wanna get a juicy commission, now's the opportune time! It's a warped monstrosity of savings! 🧡 Full character B&W or Full Color 150 $ Message for details

Unexpected expenses came up. If you wanna get a juicy commission, now's the opportune time! It's a warped monstrosity of savings! 🧡 Full character B&W or Full Color 150 $ Message for details

I bought a MTG Final Fantasy booster & thought this cutie would make a cool commander. Have played zero FF games & looking up the lore was 10+ paragraphs of utter fucking gibberish. I assume Sin is a godmonster that can only be truly killed by the power of love. I don't think I'm far off.

WOAH!

Mare Krismis from me, age 6 🧡 may you all have a blessed holiday 🧡

It's weird, but there was a specific moment that sparked my loathing of Avatar early on: the minute I picked up the art book, and discovered that Wayne Barlowe's penciled designs (MANY of the cool creatures that made it into the final cut) were nowhere to be found. NONE were shown.

I wanted to announce Serpent Song WILL be continuing. BUT, I've chosen to do a new draft of the story as illustrated prose, rather than a comic (if you're familiar with James Gurney's Dinotopia, that's close to the format I'll be using) I don't have the energy to continue it as a comic, but..

From Tumblr. I agree with the post, this is the sexiest thing a man has ever done in a movie.

Oh no! It's Bogun! "I am the end for you, Ultraman. Embrace death."

EMERGENCY FUNDRAISER - I'm in desperate need of funds, and while I'm working to sell adopts there are some bills coming faster than others. If you have a moment, please take a look at my ko-fi shop and consider buying (or downloading a freebie) something! Reposts are <333 ko-fi.com/tempusobscur...

"I've seen things you wouldn't believe"

If You Care To Take A Dare, I'll Make A Bet With You

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Today marks the anniversary of a very special holiday. In 2017, in the less musky days of Twitter, it was a few years after graduation, and I felt a big "So What" with my work. @realgdt.bsky.social said 2 words that replaced those. It was time to quit my moping & start taking things seriously.

"Forgetting the old goddesses, and their horrifying love... that was the final misstep of man."

Important. Bill has made a wonderful career as someone who uses humor to poke fun at the darkness in this world (yes, some films Rifftrax features ARE legitimate examples of humanity's darkness. That is not an exaggeration) It's helpful to hear his personal journey, and know you aren't alone.

Good news folks! This time it isn't Epilepsy that's ruining my life, it's Sleep Apnea! Now I have to get THAT taken care of before I can rejoin society! It always sucks to get diagnosed with medical disorders, but is IS nice when there's an actual name for the thing you have.

Nimrod Bodfish have you any wool? Gimme 'nother bodybag the bodybag's full! My face was scorched! Scorched! I miss my home I miss my porch! Porch! Left! Right! Left!

Happy 76th birthday to Tom Waits! He's a great musician (and actor, now an then) and his work has inspired a lot of my art and writing over the years. He's got a real talent for conjuring images in one's head with his music. Here's some weird pieces I've done that are entirely his fault.

Nimrod Bodfish have you any wool? Gimme 'nother bodybag the bodybag's full! My face was scorched! Scorched! I miss my home I miss my porch! Porch! Left! Right! Left!

Happy 76th birthday to Tom Waits! He's a great musician (and actor, now an then) and his work has inspired a lot of my art and writing over the years. He's got a real talent for conjuring images in one's head with his music. Here's some weird pieces I've done that are entirely his fault.

Money's tight, and I'll have lots of free time in the hospital bed for the Epilepsy Monitoring Unit next week, so now's a great time for commissions! 150$ lineart or 200$ full-color, PayPal preferred, send me a message here or on Tumblr. Thank you, won't you?

Always thinking about my favorite @geraldbrom.bsky.social painting: Mean Jellybean. I love this dude.

Money's tight, and I'll have lots of free time in the hospital bed for the Epilepsy Monitoring Unit next week, so now's a great time for commissions! 150$ lineart or 200$ full-color, PayPal preferred, send me a message here or on Tumblr. Thank you, won't you?

New Eldrazi Spawn MTG tokens are here 💗 I plan to do spawn & scions from each lineage, these are Emrakul's.

I've said it before, and I'll say it forever: this was my favorite piece Giger did for Alien. To me, this piece is the only sequel/prequel/additional lore the movie has. Space critters? Mutant experiments? No. His prophecy mural suggests they are something worse. Something occult and mystical.

Gawrgeous 🧡

I got a new boy, he's from Mexico!

"Haha but killing me won't bring your loved one back!" Dude, that's WHY I'm killing you. Because I'm mad about that very thing. What the fuck did you think this was?

Monstrosity sublime, abomination divine. @realgdt.bsky.social's beautiful son, in all his imperfect splendor.

Just one, but he's got spirit. QRP with some #vampires 🦇

For those wondering: No, I'm not kidding. This is special to me.

For #xenovember let's push the limits one more time. This was a commission many years ago for a "man consumed by a Giger-esque suit" I was given no restrictions, so this is probably the most Giger-y thing I've ever done. My apologies.

Eldritch Friends 5: Charity

It's apparently men's day and anteater day so ti celebrate fellas, eat some ants.

The End.

A certain topical work of literature: "I was benevolent and good; misery made me a fiend."

New Eldritch Friends is up for dolla donors on Patreon! Featuring a new friend, and an old one.

This comes to mind

"Wait a minute.. I'M a lady!" Keith's stuff is very funny and wholesome and endearing. Yes, you heard me.