People keep telling me to watch Hazbin Hotel and while I'm sure it's lovely the visual style is unfortunately and repellently glompcore

if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader

shirley bassey, in the lyrics to her song "goldfinger" (theme to the film of the same name), makes the claim that auric goldfinger "loves only gold." but this appears to be overstatement. he is expressly shown in the film to have other interests including golf and killing people in elaborate ways

I'll go to my grave insisting that Biden was a fucking pussy who was too addled and too chummy with Republicans to believe how rotten they'd gone, and doomed the country to ascendant fascism even before he supported an open genocide

If your values don't apply to everyone, they're not your values. They're just a favor you do for people that you like.

It’s going to be an interesting test case to see if an entire administration can govern for four years based entirely on vibes and (literal) shitposting. Honestly nothing else. Nothing to improve the economy, quality of life or national safety. Entirely focused on dicking around on twitter.

I’m so excited about this. This is a real fucking crime, not some boring-ass crypto scam run entirely from a chair.

per reddit this is the 'ten car' incident -- weird!

Turn off AI in search results. I just did this in Chrome and it works. tenbluelinks.org#chrome-windows

trump should’ve been in handcuffs in jan 2021 and there is no way to quantify just how much human suffering will result from the disastrous decision to slow walk his prosecution or even avoid it altogether

I’d also rather let a scammer get like ten bucks from me than decide I’m not going to risk helping anyone

i've noticed a lot of left liberals on here saying that people have "Stancil derangement syndrome" but come the fuck on, he says stuff like this.

In honor of the new Gosling Star Wars movie coming

You guys can have fun with your Marathon hype but I am not giving Pete Parsons another fucking dollar for classic car auctions after all those layoffs of people who made Destiny great, several friends among them. Elephants and Stella never forget

no nintendo bc trump :( kotaku.com/switch-2-pre...

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

elon running the cybertruck engine in a closed garage rn, not understanding why it hasn't killed him yet

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

It really doesn’t matter what you thought about 10/7. If you support this kind of McCarthyism for the benefit of, and at the behest of, another nation, then just buy a fucking MAGA hat now, you’re already there

one of the most difficult challenges a marriage can face is when one partner likes the peanut butter that collects a thick layer of oil on top and the other partner does not

The deranged DOGE rats have fired Yosemite National Park’s *locksmith*. www.instagram.com/p/DGLxMKbyKw...

I’m really enjoying Avowed so far. I would say my favourite part is the ability to shoot a wizard in the head with a rifle from 250 feet away.

Pillars lore inside 👇

"zuppa di pesce" is italian for "suck the penis"

If anyone makes this I will buy it

Babe wake up new War Thunder forums just dropped

trying to finish the Pillars TTRPG classes chapter after adding subclasses

I'm hearing now that *every* technologist CFPB hired to investigate Big Tech was fired this evening. That's somewhere between 70-100 people. wired.com/story/dozens-of-cfpb-workers-terminated-in-after-hours-firing-blitz/

As you can probably imagine it's been unfathomably difficult to keep this from you guys. I get to play in my favorite band of all time

Something I made a few years ago that I need to repost here:

Chicks and Balances

Skulltenders is over. Thank you so much to everyone who supported it over the course of its run. I am proud of what we made.

you stupid fucks. we are all the same. all the other shit is made up. borders are fake, laws are fake, love is real

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

Mahomes looks drained of his soul

This whole “we can all be friends” thing these commercials are dropping is real hollow with how much copper wire has been ripped out of the federal government

this is a pro-Captain Frederickson account! unfollow if you don't fuck with Sweet William, the #2 pussy getter in all of Lord Wellington's army!

patrick mahomes is spiritually linked to drake right now

Jeeeeeesus

Game hasn't even started and I'm like

I don't care about football but i care a lot about a song about football called all kinds of time

he's so strung out man we're going to get a bathtub death any day now