Sad thing is that my brother-in-law was so interested in the Steam Machine. He has three kids and a busy job, so the idea of having a gaming-focused mini-PC/console was super exciting for him. However, this price point is simply way too high to justify such a setup.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

God I have grown to hate the old Ork Warbikers kit. Nothing likes to fit perfectly, there are a two dozen pieces that overlap one another making painting a pain to reach, and just so much extra detail. I loathe that my very nature makes it so I can’t half-ass anything — even this ancient model.

One of my favorite aspects of the Heisei films was the inclusions of psychics. Obviously it gave plot excuses to move monsters in certain directions, but I dug the idea of humanity being forced to evolve concurrently with the rise of giant monsters.

Jesus Christ they nailed the landing with the final episode of The Amazing Digital Circus.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - New Blood Interactive makes record breaking donation to Make-A-Wish® International

'Oblivion' by Grimes came on the radio and it's taking everything in my power not to turn the channel because even after all her shenanigans with a *certain* individual, goddamn the song is still a blast.

Birds giving zero shits that my bird feeder is spinning during a wind storm.

I just learned that the creator of Widow’s Bay is the person who was dressed as the Babadook at the adults drinking Halloween party

I'm usually pretty cool with separating the art from the artist, but Ariel Pink's descent into being a general douche (not only with Trump stuff but his on-stage antics) has turned me off all his past work. Like, you made 'Round & Round' — enjoy your early 2010's fame and don't ruin it for everyone.

Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries

For lunch today, I'm #NowWatching that LAND OF THE LOST (1991) episode where the son got drunk off fermented fruit juice and crashed the family car (where are they getting the fuel BTW??).

Super Nut Luden's Super Nut 1972-1980's

X-Men ‘97 continuing to be exclusively made by people of a certain age and fandom.

Watched the Knicks win while wrapping up an incredibly tedious miniature. One more to go and I am free from this ancient set and its weird build requirements. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

One of the reasons this gate is going up for the next 30 days.

Let’s build a bird’s nest underneath the stairs in a house that regularly babysits 3 hunting dogs and has a lawn service? What could possibly go wrong? For the next month I now must keep a baby gate against the edges so the eggs/babies don’t get disturbed/blown away.

I am very happy that the only people I speak with in an online group chat have been the same two dozen folks for 25-something years and the greatest dirt they have on me was whining about being single in my teens. And twenties. And early thirties. I do a lot of whining.

A pair of dumb killdeer decided to build a nest immediately underneath the stairs to my backyard. While smart as it’s in the shade and covered from rain, I have to get some sort of removable covering so my lawn people don’t blow the babies away. Likewise, I need to keep them safe from the goldens 🙄

Swedish man on way to carry out contract killing in Limerick instead kills himself bc he fucks up driving on the left. 🤣 www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/20...

What a guy

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

Guarding the front door from the scourge of 7 year-olds on pink bikes. This is after she meandered around the backyard for a half hour following bunny and deer scents beyond the fence.

There really is a tweet for everything

What an incredible photo of the scorekeeper for the Durham Bulls.

The comments section to this made me realize people have no idea Great Danes used to primarily feature cropped ears compared to naturally floppy (which I am happy to see the return of; cropped ears suck).

Bluesky users be like

My brother-in-law and I are currently explaining to his 8 year-old daughter the importance of Crazy Taxi and Offspring; and why she will be required to play this.

Mancubus has a terrifying secret

Pray for me. Going to try to explain the entirety of the Bricks & Minifigs saga to my ADD-addled mother. Let’s see if I can properly recap it in under 5 minutes.

Kudos to my mom for being 62 and flipping off/cursing out the crazy people waving the anti-Pride signs outside our town's shopping area. Being old is fun because you are legally allowed to give zero shits about calling out these people.

This is important.

Introducing the tanuki ball sack bag you never knew you needed until today ("his balls get bigger as you shop"). You're welcome.

Did you know Microsoft changed the name of their search engine to Bing Bong today in the Knicks’ honor? Haha, no they didn’t, but how would anybody know.

Eagerly awaiting The Muppets recreating the music video for Blur's The Universal.

he’s sort of a generational poster though

We are fucking under attack

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies Part: 2 #GodofWar #HalfLife #GTA #Manhunt

this is my kind of company motto right here

Pride Month is always fun because it's filled to the brim with the most hilarious, self-deprecating jokes from the community.