they’re building a new style of interchange here and i don’t think most men are going to be able to find their way around it

Russia with oil prices finally high again

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

I hope this makes 20 billion dollars www.youtube.com/watch?v=826S...

I aspire to the level of Suburban Brain Excellence required to start a physical fight with Jack Reacher because you perceive him to be in violation of HOA bylaws. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

Every time I’m in Union Square I think about how Tammany Hall, the seat of power for New York for decades, is now a Petco

Someday...

It’s time

this morning anya taylor-joy was hit with a question that has never been asked before in the history of the universe

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Can this be a solution?

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

I was wondering when some life-experienced nerd would do this--and now the prophecy has been fulfilled. sweepthestrait.com

Why Bam Adebayo and the Heat should have bowed down to a piece of shit rapist

Special thanks to Kacey Musgraves for bringing us the new album we need in this year of 2026.

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

When I said I wanted to live in the 70s I meant more “seeing the Talking Heads at CBGB” and less “learning the taste of gasoline from a siphoning hose.”

It's real.

who else can 100% smell this pic

Italy players are celebrating home runs by taking a shot of espresso

I can tolerate this if they also bring back “30 Rock.”

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

Bryan Betancur was arrested Monday after videos of him touching women’s hair on the Metro went viral. He’s been charged with assault and battery and has been banned from the Metro system.

Your timeline told me it wanted some pictures from the delightful Wes Anderson show at the Design Museum In London

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

reader you are not prepared for the embedded audio here

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

it took an expensive, coordinated effort & a lot of people saying “this doesn’t matter” to get from a bathroom ban costing one state $400 million & a gubernatorial race to “trans people must turn in their documents which become invalid in a few hours or face fines & potential jail time” in 10 years.

surprisingly enough, the typography is only the *third* worst thing about this ghastly campaign poster.

Never forgiving a single one of the fucks responsible for this

Why am I reposting rent funds? It's still pretty bad here. I am real close to tapped out on donations this month & last, but we're gonna keep going. There's some matching right now, if you've got anything you can spare. Standwithminnesota.com

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

i tweeted this a bunch of years ago bsky.app/profile/andy...

So far 2 of the 5 Oscar Nominated Live Action Shorts are fucking delightful, and one has Stephen Fry

Okay before you read this thread I want you to guess why she got divorced, then click:

Just watched Alysa Liu's free skate a second time with my daughter. The pure joy she gave us on that ice is the best antidote I can imagine to all the negativity that's been bringing me down this week

tbt when i read that post to actual damon albarn www.vulture.com/2021/11/damo...

The Belgian skater experiencing pure joy at her score was incredible.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Olympics Dog was chasing the motorized camera they have to capture the competitors at the finish line, then decided to chase some competitors instead

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆