Future etymologists will marvel at the winding course and purpose of the humble “chungus”

Thesis: Marie Gluesenkamp Perez sucks in a big way Antithesis: it is important that America's dealers of totally ass-quality weed get a voice in their government Synthesis: we must elect my cousin Karl, and his $30/oz bags of shake, to office

Man. @dhm.bsky.social was a terrific writer, the kind where had the byline been omitted I could have gleaned who it was in two paragraphs. I really liked this one, about the McDonalds on Street Road in Feasterville, PA. defector.com/donald_trump...

“These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this” is the sentiment that should animate every single member of her party, and it’s truly a shame that anyone is even using the word “reform.”

Fewer than two dozen people talking about the new Roc Marciano record… it’s more over than it’s ever been youtu.be/l-9wKjFJBDE?...

The fact that she hasn’t given any public statement on this is interesting, given that she’s clearly struggled with dementia for at least ten years: nymag.com/intelligence...

signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association

I knew intellectually that the whole America thing—separation of powers, checks and balances, you know, the lib shit—was all fake, but it took until living under both Trump and Mamdani administrations to understand, on a cellular level, that might really does make right.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Honored to have these. Truly inspiring work here!

Really happy with how the THUG ZINE 3 tapes came out, my goodness.

Thinking again about Peggy Jo Tallas, the cross-dressing bank robber who got away with it five times, retired, and then went for one more ride and ended up getting shot by the cops, and the incredible article about her www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=91...

CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.

Eating a bad croissant… it’s leathery

People griping about software I write: rude, entitled, symptom of a world where unpleasantness is rewarded Me griping about software other people write: radically honest, fair-minded, an exercise of belief that we can all do better

Goddamn it, Krillin, have you never heard of Peter Thiel? Get your weirdly-dotted head in the game

It’s been pointed out that Home Alone 2 is unrealistic given the regularity of the Manhattan grid, but it would work perfectly in Queens. That little dipshit would go out of his mind trying to choose between 58th Ave, 58th Rd, 58th Place, and 58th Blvd

sopping fucking wet beast

trump is delivering, time after time, exactly what his voters wanted from him: if someone or the concept of someone has ever made you feel yucky or small, i will make them upset. i will make it dangerous for anyone to tell you no

beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race? beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise

goddammit what the fuck

One of the best to ever do it

This is the news every day for the past 6 years

Yeah, man, it would be so fucking crazy if something happened that made the UN denounce the United States

ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir? INTERVIEWER: *inaudible* WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.

i can't believe the mayor of nyc knows the "ruthkanda forever" tweet

I feel like @davidjroth.bsky.social will appreciate that the Zohran/Adam interview begins with a solid ten minutes of Let’s Remember Some Arsenal Guys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsi5...

New music… soon… first solo (save for the features!) record is HAPPENING.

Happy birthday to @craigsj.bsky.social, who is an irreplaceable friend and mentor, and who also happens to be one of the greatest living writers

Is it good that Cloudflare going down brings down much of the internet? No. But DNS is so fantastically, insanely complicated that either we lower our expectations for what websites can do or we have large institutions that manage it. It sucks!

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Finding myself enjoying this new Dispatch PS5 visual-novel kind of deal, even if it did graduate cum laude from the Joss Whedon School for Horny Quippery

so many good pictures out there

Really sticking in my mind how Cuomo couldn’t even pronounce ‘Mamdani’ in his concession speech to the man. What a fucking moron

one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

You could hear how much he believed that “powered by immigrants”

Teared up, for real

I think it’s right to distrust electoral politics, but the guy in charge of the biggest city in NYC, the guy who got more than a million votes, just opened his victory speech with a Debs quote. That is not nothing

dudes be like "i needed this" and it's just the disgraced governor's crestfallen visage

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Met Mach-Hommy a couple weeks ago and gave him a copy of the record @rac.kz and I made. A meaningful experience.

Crappy’s East Wataga, IL

On my flight home I thought at how funny it would be if I did this again, and then proceeded to do it again. That Roberta Flack cover just does me in, man

@jonkimball.bsky.social I wanted to send my condolences to you to and David for your loss.