massive chune Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!) by Blu Cantrell www.shazam.com/track/518679...

Love watching the Celtics lose

i'm sorry to make you look at this again please help if you're able

38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today. Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire

Might be a little bit drunk. Might be listening to Supreme Clientele.

Lifting to this. Good shit

Out now: TIME TO DIGEST, an EP by @axlurameshi.bsky.social , all beats by me. I’m really proud of this record. music.apple.com/us/album/tim...

Today is not a good day to be online, so I’m signing off. Love you all

Sophisticated European women love it when you explain to them your several years of attendance at the Ohio Junior Classical League’s Latin Convention in beautiful Columbus, OH

Dropping a new song April 17th

you gotta get most of the way to the bottom before it comes up that 90% of lower manhattan can apply. (the nearest public housing development to this zip is not even ten blocks out.) the real issue that there should be more of these uptown is totally lost in the means testing.

i was trying to explain to a friend the way new fonts look, so i made this graphic

::on the phone with my boss:: yea…i can’t come in today i got uhhhhhhhhhhhh

I know a beautiful landscape hates to see Bob Ross coming

there should be an Irish Edition for every video game

“Contracted mononucleosis during a Geese concert during which I didn’t even kiss anyone” is my most 2025 story

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Scared, but important!

"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"

All day at work I have been debugging problems because my idiot country started a war and the blowback meant that various Amazon Web Services data centers in Dubai are offline due to missile attacks. It feels a lot like this classic bit

@notnotnuanced.bsky.social happy birthday buddy!!

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

most words sound more interesting when roc marciano is saying them

Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.

Supreme House of Cheese Toluca, IL

YES i work remotely. YES i still believe they should cancel work tomorrow for the blizzard just to be cool and nice

god tier accent situation here

this story reminds me of a country music song: “pickup truck” by the country music boys

I asked Pricemaster to price a song by my friend @bromethazine.bsky.social

Once, as a kid, on vacation, I was impressed that our hotel offered a copy of USA TODAY to each room. I asked my father why we didn’t get it at home and was informed, firmly but kindly, “USA TODAY is a newspaper for the feeble-minded.”

Ate too much chicken soup and now I’m sleepy.

The situation with the cold has become so untenable, and the heating pad has become so warm, that there is unprecedentedly close contact between my cats, who normally just beat the shit out of each other and never ever cuddle.

DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci. ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):

Future etymologists will marvel at the winding course and purpose of the humble “chungus”

Thesis: Marie Gluesenkamp Perez sucks in a big way Antithesis: it is important that America's dealers of totally ass-quality weed get a voice in their government Synthesis: we must elect my cousin Karl, and his $30/oz bags of shake, to office

Man. @dhm.bsky.social was a terrific writer, the kind where had the byline been omitted I could have gleaned who it was in two paragraphs. I really liked this one, about the McDonalds on Street Road in Feasterville, PA. defector.com/donald_trump...

“These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this” is the sentiment that should animate every single member of her party, and it’s truly a shame that anyone is even using the word “reform.”

Fewer than two dozen people talking about the new Roc Marciano record… it’s more over than it’s ever been youtu.be/l-9wKjFJBDE?...

The fact that she hasn’t given any public statement on this is interesting, given that she’s clearly struggled with dementia for at least ten years: nymag.com/intelligence...

signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association

I knew intellectually that the whole America thing—separation of powers, checks and balances, you know, the lib shit—was all fake, but it took until living under both Trump and Mamdani administrations to understand, on a cellular level, that might really does make right.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Honored to have these. Truly inspiring work here!

Really happy with how the THUG ZINE 3 tapes came out, my goodness.

Thinking again about Peggy Jo Tallas, the cross-dressing bank robber who got away with it five times, retired, and then went for one more ride and ended up getting shot by the cops, and the incredible article about her www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=91...

CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.

Eating a bad croissant… it’s leathery

People griping about software I write: rude, entitled, symptom of a world where unpleasantness is rewarded Me griping about software other people write: radically honest, fair-minded, an exercise of belief that we can all do better