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Watching my son play Sonic Mania and hearing things like "this game has a stellar soundtrack" and "these visuals are unbelievable" and "Mario couldn't do this" It's a weird mixture of pride and fear of his future. Our kind are prosecuted for our beliefs.

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Lava chicken, earth turkey... Something fowl is assembling.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

weezer voice: If you want to enjoy my sweater (oh woah oh woah oh) | Chili SMP LIVE! On the Chili SMP server www.twitch.tv/lottel?sr=a

Me rn

Waited 6 days until they told me there was an issue, waited in line an hour before they told me to call, waited on hold 30 min with no hold music and when someone finally answered, I was so surprised I dropped my phone and when I picked up they said "please call back when you get yourself situated"

There's a guy in the office who pisses at the urinal with his hands on his hips like he's impatient at the rate it's coming out. It cracks me up every time.

don't fall to gatekeeping. if you're making a sincere effort to set things on fire, you're already an arsonist

If you want to know what love feels like to me, it's seeing I got a text and it's my friend singing Breakfast at Tiffany's and flipping me off. That's how I know I have a little sewer home in their heart.

This may be the dizziness, the weed, the comedians talking about it, or the fact I haven't seen the movie, But after repeated listens, I'm beginning to think Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 might just be a great movie with poor presentation

No stream tonight like we planned. 🤒

Happy holiday to all who celebrate

I've been playing Minecraft for 20 years and I think I'm starting to figure it out www.twitch.tv/lottel?sr=a

Check it out. Mood has lightened up socially and look what happened: I got the correct amount of compliments on my most stupidest sweater today. We're so back.

On this day humanity received a grim reminder - each and every one of us

Ollie and I made my grandma's oatmeal butterscotch cookies together tonight :)

Sad horse is a vampire now but she used to be a murder bride.

Stumbling over words and I'm rambling Pulling prizes when I'm gambling Gold numbers going up like stonks Fist on the slot's handle and These slices cut like a mandoline Trying again like wrong lever, Kronk

we're gonna be throwing our own macy's parade in gmod

"How Midwest are you?" Well, Miller Lite is currently winning the best Thanksgiving side poll at work if that helps.

This dramatic change in air pressure and humidity after having a single day of overcoming my sickness is cruel. My sinus feels like it's full of d4s.

I have a voice again and I'm making it your problem. www.twitch.tv/lottel?sr=a

Thanks to an opening in the market, I've developed RogueGame, bringing you The Game you love, but now every time you think of it and lose, you get to think of something else as well.

Decided after 10 years of not changing my minecraft skin, it was time to give my little guy a new shirt. And by new shirt, I mean "the same sweater I always make in every game with outfit customization"

Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists. These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.

My paid mass transit ASMR livestream keeps getting interrupt by professional hockey.

Oh? You want me to call you "my daddy"? Name 3 neglectable things about me.

Instead of playing a session of tabletop Salmon Run in my Genesys game tonight, why DON'T we just play Splatoon 3 together?

This is the longest I've been awake all week and I HATE it

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When I dated people into things didn't understand, I took classes and even iobs to be closer to the subject matter. Because I wanted to earn more about what they loved. To understand them better and grow as a person. None of the relationships worked out, but our arguments got a lot more pedantic.

Thank you to our friends at Filmbot for their support in presenting this amazing series, kicking off at The Frida on Dec 12 with PIG and RED ROCKET. RELIC, THE WILD GOOSE LAKE, & RELIC on Dec 13th. THE PAINTER AND THE THIEF & WOLFWALKERS on Dec 14 🎬️ 🎟️: thefridacinema.org/film-series/...

When I say "minecraft is possibly the best game ever made", please know that I mean no other game in history could ever make me feel the way this little corner makes me feel.

My boss sent me home early for being too ugly first thing in the morning 😔

This broke me

My son's loves to use a metronome and record 5 or 6 samples of him singing or speaking random phrases, like blaming Michael Jackson for farting or listing out prime numbers. Then he layers them together in a gross mess and slowly adds instruments until it becomes music. Fascinating emergent art.

I'm so lucky to have decided to get into sports in the era of Quinn Hughes

Technology scares me because of how perfectly my algorithm knows me when I get an ad before a video that's this video in it's entirety youtu.be/-ZtBmx2tRko?...

If rob zombie wrote a song called bonulator: I'm counting up bitches and tabulating witches all upon my bonulator🎵

No Kings include Stephen. Stay strong in the light of a movie and tv series out.

Saw my volunteer art teacher from when I was a little kid today. It's been 30 years or so since I've seen her, but I think about her often. I walked up and said hi to her, intent on letting her know she's really stuck with me when she turned it around and said MY NAME and how my art stuck with her.

The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it