i have a delightfully mundane life update. i’ve had longer nails for about half a year now thanks to gel manicures and in the last two weeks i’ve had a major breakthrough in being able to take the contact out of my left eye without fighting for my life. thank you

there are so many ways to be in your 30s on the internet

Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:

one of the things that makes me most mad about genAI (and there are many) is we've been told there's not enough money for hiring. but there's billions poured into ai. so not enough money to hire workers. but infinite money to pour into technology whose goal is never having to pay workers again.

You can do anything you want in Texas.

i am going to bed at 3:45am. it’s fine!!!!!

okay i’ll bite: what is a career path

evergreen

i am 17 days into the “LED face mask” lifestyle, or as i like to call it, Going Cyber

do you think it ever bothers the AI boyfriend people that all their AI boyfriends sound exactly the same. or it doesn’t matter because YOUR boyfriend is a magical blue glowing falcon cyborg that occasionally takes a dark and mysterious human form so it’s DIFFERENT

trump asking zohran about universal free childcare

me when i’m telling aanand we should get 10pm ice cream cone

reading live tweets from The White House Meeting as i wait for my bubble tea order, “empire state of mind” is blasting over the speakers. i smile softly

calling pluribus “plurry”

tried a new sandwich and it rocked

I’m howling.

RFKjr is such a pissy little baby. Crossing his fingers behind his back on the CDC website.

nobody understands how deeply and intimately i know the entire catalog of talbots.com inventory

Really clear messaging from the NYC Department of Health & Mental Hygiene. At this point, it's not going to convince a ton of people to start masking, but it may encourage folks who already mask to keep it up - & it may remind others that masking is an expert-recommended NPI, not a weird obsession.

spent all day excited about Going to Movie…….forgot that popcorn is no longer sold at this hour at this establishment. not even an ice cold coke. devastating

three things i’ve had on my wishlist for 6-24 months have finally popped up for (secondhand or archive) sale this week…the black friday gods are smiling upon me

this has been resolved

It’s almost impossible to measure what people prefer in an environment where all kinds of factors influence where and how people live. There’s also an obvious absence of choice in most of the country. I’d warn against saying any evidence is all-caps overwhelming one way or the other.

BREAKING: a federal court has BLOCKED the TX congressional gerrymander www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

thinking about fun and flirty things like title changes and raises

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.

one of the most normie things about me is that i enjoy radiohead and i would need whoever i am dating to also have an appreciation for radiohead (while also agreeing their politics and attitude kind of suck)

the green lady of brooklyn just walked past us!!!!! 💚🍀🐸🌿🥝🍏🧩

Just heard about this huge (49 state) long covid trial using tirzepetide (aka zepbound) one of the newer glp meds. It’s run by researchers at scripps, funded by the eric & wendy schmidt foundation. It looks like it is still enrolling, fully remote participation: longcovid.scripps.edu/locitt-t/?ut...

what

watched klute for the first time today and that movie slapped

Her last post was about being laid off from Teen Vogue. Terrible.

cannot find a podcast that compels me to listen and idk if it’s My Fault or Podcasts’ Fault

This Rhea Seehorn kid just might be the real deal

gathering the children around the fire to tell an ancient tale of when people used to let passengers get off the train before they tried to get on

happy Matcha Evening

another unique and horrible flavor of evil!

okay so what’s up with all the old rich horrible men today. give me the summary

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

the past 10 days have felt like an entire month

"Starting masking again in 2025 means I – we – have to confront the fact that maybe we should never have stopped. It’s scary to admit that we might have been harming ourselves and our communities; that our government might not have our best interests at heart." @onqueerstreet.bsky.social

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

one of the genius maneuvers i do fairly regularly is im like ok i need to reorganize my apartment. and i pull everything off shelves and out of closets and then i go eh you know what. i made som egood progress. but im tired. ill finish this later. and my entire place is covered in my bullshit

a wednesday night is a good time to yell at people on instagram who don’t understand the concept of “seeking asylum”

If you're watching people dig into the newly-released Jeffrey Epstein documents, but you are sure where they are coming from? They're from here: oversight.house.gov/release/over...

i have a blog post for this, with a list of image sites you can use! livelaugh.blog/posts/non-ai...