FLASH: We are monitoring reports that Israel launched a preemptive attack on Iran, with explosions on Tehran.

When you think about it for more than 5 seconds, it really is both insane and outrageous that *HILLARY CLINTON* - a woman who apparently has never met with nor corresponded with Jeffrey Epstein was one of the first people deposed.

Agreed. He’s not kidding. He’s means every damn word of it. He’s everything our Founders feared. We must recognize that he’s serious so we can defeat him.

Hegseth is wholeheartedly endorsing the core premise of fascism: industry, as part of the private sphere, must be subordinated to the military objectives of the state.

Reverse cowgirl, so I can be the lookout

right wing pastors are screaming, crying, throwing up because John Piper posted a Bible verse on the everything app.

they should just resign now, I have destroyed them

Boy, I sure wish more images here had alt text explanations and attribution

This really feels like an Orban/Erdogan situation in which the aspiring dictator is making sure his friendly oligarchs control as much media as possible www.cnbc.com/2026/02/26/w...

Nipples?

To do this, anti-trans lawmakers in Kansas moved fast to change the law, overrode the governor’s veto, and pushed for the legal changes to go into effect nearly immediately. That kind of power—to void gender on official documents, to compel gender conformity—is terrifying and it will not stop here.

it took an expensive, coordinated effort & a lot of people saying “this doesn’t matter” to get from a bathroom ban costing one state $400 million & a gubernatorial race to “trans people must turn in their documents which become invalid in a few hours or face fines & potential jail time” in 10 years.

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

In the criminal justice system, snowball-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Snowball Unit. These are their stories. 🚓

It doesn't make him angry when Ilhan Omar yells at him. It makes him happy.

The most corrupt president in history:

You could make this up, but you don’t need to.

BREAKING: The State of the Union has been changed to The Airing of Grievances.

"Trump is Trump, and deep in his belly he believes two things: Tariffs are goodgreatwonderfulbeautifulmagicalstrong, and *nobody fucking tells me what to do*." The tariffs will continue until morale improves.

I wish I was a cupcake. For obvious reasons.

But if you repeat it long enough the media and even the opposition party will eventually start acting like it's a real thing that has to be dealt with somehow

There's no immigration crisis. There's no voter fraud crisis. There was no trans athlete crisis. It's all bullshit

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

Corporations: We are collections of people & therefore deserve the civic rights afforded all people. Me: Ok. May I talk to a person? Corporation: No. Never again.

Why do that many still support him? bsky.app/profile/upin...

They say some people only use 10% of their phone battery.

You can have a very full life of people and meaningful connection and goodness and then somehow, things change, and you are profoundly lonely and yet no one thinks of you as lonely because you were never the lonely type…and that’s what feels the loneliest of all

From a reliable source. Trump's first reaction to the SCOTUS tariff decision.

cats are so right because when there’s a loud noise it is in fact time to scatter

Measle Zappa

It will work because rich people are responsible for breaking the budgets.

Let’s see… we had to exit the Iran nuclear deal that prevented Iran getting nukes so trump could drop bombs on sand to stop plutonium enrichment for 2 weeks and then go to war with Iran to stop them from making nukes all because Obama was the first African American president? Did I get that right?

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

handing out beads today to everyone flashing me their wits

I think a lot of women would agree that Tom Cruise seemed pretty masculine in that movie

I'm surprised I haven't seen any jokes yet about "the Andrew formerly known as Prince"

@bbkittyfck.bsky.social 😻

THEM: Correct me if I'm wrong… ME: Have no fear, I won't even wait for that long.

"The Nazis on Twitter are nicer to me than people on Bluesky" is not the flex that journalists think it is.

CBS forbade Stephen Colbert from interviewing Texas State Representative James Talarico, a Democrat running to unseat Senator John Cornyn (R). The incident is a chilling example of how the Trump administration and allied media are colluding to suppress critical coverage of the administration.

At least when it comes to science funding, the Republicans are not falling in line behind Trump. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

I do not like the 1,000-meme Reich

violets are blue roses are red is this all really happening or are we all dead

i have a theory that when you’re born you are allotted a random, finite number of “awake” minutes for your entire life and when you use them up you die. this thought keeps me up at night which is highly counterproductive

gotta do investigations into DHS “waste, fraud and abuse” as pretext for killing the agency

Can someone remind me why this is not our guy for 2028? Young, speaks well, drops truth bombs, handsome (sorry it’s an advantage)….??

These two Kentucky cases follow known criminalization patterns, per @pregnancyjust.bsky.social data. *arrests after seeking medical care *charges for handling of fetal remains using laws meant for other purposes *people criminalized are disproportionately low income

Dismantle it all.