Every accusation is an admission.

Part of my meditation routine is visualizing him getting hit in the face with a cast iron frying pan, à la Tom and Jerry. It’s soothing.

Or at least pro-fascist.

It’s dicks all the way down.

I feel like the frog in the slowly heating pan analogy, except that instead of ignoring the present circumstances, I’ve been nervous watching a thermometer.

These people, who have been pretty quiet today, are ghouls.

Sorry in advance from the red, white, and blue meth lab downstairs.

I am so sick of how this D list tabloid celebrity from my childhood has dominated the national scene for longer than the Vietnam War went on. It has lasted over twice as long as the goddamned confederacy.

This is beyond asinine.

So Musk really just kind of fucked off a disappeared from the public sphere. Golly, I wonder why.

A system reliant upon actual laws and those willing to uphold them is necessary for the survival of the United States. Norms will not suffice.

Imagine living your whole life to a point where millions of people speculate hopefully about your death. It almost makes me feel sorry for him. Almost…

This asshat shouldn’t be left alone with shoelaces, let alone nuclear codes.

There’s no situation that guy can’t make worse.

I enthusiastically look forward to that day when the alerts buzz across all of the phones everywhere.

I’m worried there’s a coup on the menu next year.

After this period in history passes, I will never be surprised by anything “crazy” again.

There. The logo is fixed.

Saying that something or someone is ‘socialist’ isn’t the slur that they think it is.

If someone you knew went out of their way to invent, stoke, and publicly air personal grievances while inventing enemies to attack instead of making meaningful connections with others and using their power to help others, you’d naturally assume this person was toxic and not to be emulated.

Sometimes prose and poetry overlap beautifully.

Kind of giving away the game, dummy. Problem is, that’s stipulated in the Ukrainian Constitution, not the US. We had one in 1944 (Roosevelt vs. Dewey) during arguably the worst year of the biggest war ever fought on Earth.

Trump is a unique combination of severely stupid, lying, unprincipled, historically ignorant and traitorous to the USA. It is unbelievable that a man like that has power over anything. www.rawstory.com/trump-267389...

The ‘90s were superior in numerous ways.

Sniveling complicit weakling.

Jesus…

This is what these cosplay, Temu Nazis look like.

The bloated crap-sack hasn’t ever had a clear narrative.

To those saying she isn’t qualified for her job-technically, you’re correct. However, when loyalty to the whims of one man the sole qualification, everyone he selects is qualified.

“hey Donny, I just got off the phone with the ghost of Liberace. he says to tone it the fuck down, you cheap hoodlum.”

Keep the gold leaf distractions coming, Grandpa Shitzpants.

I’m not saying that it’s fair, but turnabout…

I don’t have any hard evidence to support this, but I would bet that being a flat-Earther correlates with rarely leaving one’s hometown.

This is a little on-the-nose. If Allen Funt popped out, I wouldn’t be surprised.

When he goes, it’ll be like the passing of Stalin, minus the bloodshed. His toadies will scramble to consolidate power but none will be able to master the cult of personality. It’s inexcusable that so many people have capitulated, not for fear of death, but for truly craven, self-centered reasons.

The Pedovengers

So, tell me you’re going for The French Revolution without telling me you’re going for The French Revolution. www.npr.org/2025/07/31/n...

Like a toddler who stepped in dog shit just mindlessly tracking it all over the house.

Occam’s Razor?

I’d like to hope this will stick to him, but I’ve all but given up home. People like Katie Johnson deserve justice.

Perception and hard reality are two very different things. “A boatload of statistics showing that many crimes have decreased can’t pack the emotional wallop of watching a crime spree unfold before your eyes.”

“We'll never get back the estranged birthdays and Christmases and funerals. We'll never get back the cherished image of people we love that we had before all this began.”

Generational question unrelated to the news: Is bellowing, “Bum bum bum”, and “So good! So good! So good!”, every time Sweet Caroline is played publicly a Millennial thing or a frat boy thing? Asking for Gen X.

Every. Goddamned. Day.

He has occupied our national consciousness for longer than the Vietnam War lasted. This is not just some episode that will be washed away in a news cycle. This will have enduring historical repercussions across generations. And for a man whose positive attributes can be summarized on a postage stamp

“He’s everything that’s wrong with not just America but being a human being.”