Happy master chief to all who celebrate

Avs played like fuckin jabronis

icarus voice: flying close to the sun fucking rules. this shit slaps

battling for control is probably one of the more classic things you could do over a mythical continent

i hate it when i try to claim the Shieldbreaker but am stopped by a rival Warden Crew... all i want is to rule the Mythical Continent!

Youtube keeps goin like hey bud but what about if you checked out this playlist of sermons and like, what the fuck

oh I'm cooked? I'm washed? well joke's on you. cooking and washing are important household chores and I take them as a compliment.

[Me at a dinner party] Me:You have a lovely home Them: [Crash as the front door is kicked open] Bram Stroker's Dracula: [Dracula voice] I'M DRACULA AND I'M CRANKIN' IT

don't you want to craft BUILDS and really think about your PLAYSTYLE so you can LIVE THE RUNNER FANTASY on this HOSTILE WORLD

[Me at a dinner party] Me:You have a lovely home Them: [Crash as the front door is kicked open] Bram Stroker's Dracula: [Dracula voice] I'M DRACULA AND I'M CRANKIN' IT

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Protect your Valheim servers www.pcgamer.com/games/surviv...

egress is one of the best things to have a means of

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game

Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.

people keep saying “Dilbert” died and I’m like omg that was the name of the mad scientist, not the monster. Read a book

When it comes to price, options, and feature, products have it all

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

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What I’ve learned from TV ads is that everyone else on earth is buying a new car at all times or has moderate to severe Crohn’s disease

Eat a painting to gain its Courage

if there’s a hamburglar then it stands to reason that there is [eyes narrow] a hotdoglar

Would you trust him with your secrets? [Y/N]

Anthem was GOOD!

meanwhile, heavily unarmed center-to-left nonmilitary squads are roving our cities saying mean things to the evilest people alive. welcome to cbs news, i am your host

Anthem was good, it was the only successor to mass effect 3 multiplayer, anthem was good.

2026

Bloodwork? I sure hope it does

angel: be not afraid! me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

i was into anime and manga before it was cool. now that it's out of my system i can't bond with friends over lazy narratives and repetitive arcs

same really

lmao

Is this what they call "old-time hockey?"

Damn Girard get his ass lol

me, when the avs aren't totally unstoppable: why are they allowing the other team to play in our zone? what the fuck is this, some kinda pity thing?

mr fucker

Just wanting to join ICE - a club for kidnapping murderers - is a sign you don't belong in society and should probably be deported to an offshore prison.

I am a simple person who thinks that telling the truth about things is important. I watched the video footage of this shooting, and the killing is casual and unhurried. DHS and aligned political actors are very ready to present a story of rushed, panicked violence, and it just is not true.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy

A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead

we need more allies doing stuff like this instead of sharing screenshots of content by white supremacists

casio cassiopeia e-105 (2000) archive.org/details/inte...

bro did you seriously not heed the teachings of yore