In Super Mario 3D World, eight colorful star particles appear every time a Ground Pound is performed. An extremely rare event of all eight of them matching in color may occur with a less than 1 in 2,000,000 chance. No known recordings of this event exist.

i think we should just do horoscopes based on what the number one movie at the box office was the day we were born, it seems more scientifically rigorous

AI is your Vietnam🎵

The next thing Gen Alpha will get into is doo wop. America isn't prepared for the onslaught of gang warfare that will be brought about by the Frankie Valli teens. Shrieks of pain in piercing nasal falsetto.

The pride of saying "yes" when someone asks "have you shopped with us before?" Witness my loyalty, lay coupons at my feet

Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

there was so little pornography in the 60s that a bikini from a james bond movie became so famous that it has its own wikipedia page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_b...

i have this problem where every great director wants to use leonardo dicaprio for everything and his face and his giant head and his gurning house style just irritate the fucking shit out of me on a deep, intrinsic level. he's anathema to me, it's like they keep putting creamed corn on all my pizzas

10/07/2025

illustration (1985) archive.org/details/Your...

internet banking via the dreamcast (2000) archive.org/details/fami...

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Bari Weiss will be the first female US president.

it is 2030. bari weiss is in charge of all major hollywood studios. movies are exclusively about brave truthtelling women who are universally lauded for their courage of convictions to say you should be allowed to kill brown children if you want

I like the term "trunk or treat" because it implies that some percentage of kids are getting tossed into trunks for daring to ask for candy.

The worst part of Superman (64) has nothing to do with rings, it's that given multiple opportunities.....Titus had no idea how to spell "adventures"

I'm so excited for the new Tron, you guys have no idea; it's gonna be like Cats! but with NiN music

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

RSVP dolly parton

サイレントヒルfのファンアートを描きました

Teaser Trailer for "This is Fine: MAXIMUM COPE" ... look at it again!!!! DO IT! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOQB...

im not saying you should but you could make a few people mad if you painted over everything yellow here and just labeled it midwestslop

me when I'm standing on dirt holding an axe

combat school, magazine screenshot (1987) archive.org/details/mico...

The babies of Mortal Kombat II

Adventure games once told me to never pay more than 20 dollars for a game and that advice has yet to be wrong

"if you account for inflation, game prices used to be m-" silence. "accounting for inflation" is for economists and/or perverts and I will do no such thing.

If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine

Going through someone's old saves on our copy of Buck Rogers for Mega Drive and came across these champs, stars of a Red Dwarf-alike space comedy. Loving the father and son Al duo. "Awright, geezer. Lemme have a shufti at the wotsit, atomic motor; I'mma dabhand at this."

This is a REALLY good video that gets into the *specifics* of how AI is degrading our information environment and putting truth further out of reach for the average person / the population as a whole

i say governors and mayors should be arrested all the time and no one makes a big fuss

A thing I respect about Poltergeist is that it doesn’t fuck around. Like your ass is haunted scene one.

It's not that I don't want to Rest. I do! Very much!! But capitalism has rewired my brain to treat rest as indolence that will result in me losing my job. Which I know academically is very illegal and yet the fear persists.

when you're stressed, a touch of Satan in your heart

I think I might be becoming a modern zangeif main

reminder that Jackass is bisexual culture, and therefore is due a certain level of (dis)respect

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additional weird overlap: benjamin "bugsy" siegel, kingpin of Murder Inc and effective founder of modern vegas, had to be talked out of killing Joseph Goebbels and Hermann Goering at a party in Italy in 1939

There are 1.6B cars on earth.

CHORT HORROR: HOMEMADE GATORADE www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFJO...

mechsploitation this, mechsploitation that. we must retvrn to the original mecha

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

It used to be understood that real estate developers were evil in movies, we gotta get back to that. Not just a politics thing it’s just a good plot device.

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.