what if i arrived both with a problem and as a problem

So I vaguely remember a "Crucify Me Jesus" parody toy sketch from like, The Man Show or something, but the SEO of it has been absolutely poisoned by Christian propaganda, and it's as if it never existed. Web 3.0 fucking blows

The Speaking Gun from Simon R. Green's "Nightside" series; when you point it at something and pull the trigger, it speaks God's name for whatever that is, which unmakes it from existence.

Paralysed.

Anthropic: Best for coding applications Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide

Looking for the most homoerotic way to light someone else’s cigarette.

For those who have never heard of the MOVE bombing

been thinking about faries and pixies and whatnot

I went to West Texas State Normal College and nobody knew you

In the next build of Din's Champion, there will be tunnels that connect cave systems more often and ravines that make things a bit more dangerous. #indiegame #indiedev

Delighted to learn that Cammy's SF6 stage has her fighting outside a gay bar

many of you are too zygotic to remember when, for a solid several years, the only high quality upload of the Azumanga Daioh OP on youtube had anti-vax swine flu warnings edited into it

I think we can call that a wrap on Giving A Shit About The Nobel Prize

this is genuinely incredible

When I'm mad, I play a third-person shooter. When I'm real mad, I play a first-person shooter. When I'm extremely mad, I play Cooking Mama.

I made a tool that makes retro anime sound effects. Meet AnimeVox! I made it for a game, but it's free to use. I'm using the forgotten (but popular in 80s japan) Schroeder reverb algo, and some wobble. If you find it useful consider supporting me on itch :) castpixel.itch.io/animevox

We all know a couple that's like this

"Spyro the Dragon but with the head of Brendon from Home Movies"

alex garland pissing everyone off for like half a decade only to immediately win everyone back by writing about that most universal of themes: england is a place of pure evil

“Mr. Campbell, who cares?” is a truly evergreen refrain

sneak peek for a couple new leons that'll be available for the month-end sticker sale 👀

watched the 1st ep of starfleet academy and they mentioned this "the burn" thing and it just never explained, so afterwards i looked it up and found out it was some stupid discovery thing being forced to watch things i'm not interested in because why would we explain ourselves fucking sucks dude

"today I will meet a very rich and powerful man, I must shave my face" weird ass perverted society imo

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

i think it's awesome that some newspapers still run letters from the community and the price we pay is that usually the people with the time and energy to write letters to the newspaper are fussy old cranks

anytime they went on the attack against others for supposedly being bigoted this just blared in my mind the entire time www.theguardian.com/world/2008/f...

have made it a personal commitment to never forget, despite totally 180ing on my feelings on obama, just how fucking racist hillary and the dems at large got against him

anyway can't wait to hear more about why dems not only can't do anything to protect their constituents, they are obligated to keep using cops to arrest protesters the whole while too

People: Do something! Politicians: (do nothing) People: (do something) Politicians: Do nothing!

if you tie a baby elephant to a post with just a small rope, it can hold them keep using that same small rope, and the elephant grows up and says "oh shit, this rope is too small and weak to hold me now that i'm big" what is the lesson? you need a bigger rope, because the elephant is bigger

the gunderson guide

FF8 Balamb training center, where the students are encouraged to fight the local T-rex

January 17 1997, NBA Hangtime debuted on the N64 in the Americas! Hangtime is the third game from the original NBA Jam development team after Acclaim acquired the name following NBA Jam TE! Shaq was absent from the game, but would return on the cover of Midway's next NBA entry, NBA Showtime!

God Bless The Ring

Johnathan Livingston Pork

Super Mario Broccoli

has anyone ever been more wrong

The fact they added his name to the profanity filter is incredible

i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet

Now that we're all playing New Horizons again, are you ready for him this year? 🐰

Disney Cory in the House, a 2008 tie-in game for Nintendo DS, looks set to be crowned the best game of all time on Metacritic in the near future — by user ratings, at least. bit.ly/45b1UFB

got emotional thinking about wikipedia again

now wait just a second

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This site is great if you just turn off replies from people you don’t follow, then you know that every reply you got mad at was essentially your fault. You just wanted your dopamine, didn’t you you little piggy.