Took my favourite picture of Bine this year so far.

"A plastic surgeon from Mount Sinai closed a young woman’s head wound with 35 stitches on Jeffrey Epstein’s dining room table."

Trump's contribution to American politics is showing that pretense isn't necessary. You don't have to shake your head somberly when you do evil, you can say you're doing it because you want to. Why bother with PR when no one can stop you?

Seeing what I would call a consensus, more or less, that Iran can't do much back. I would say to be more concerned about what happened in the 90s when Israel blew up a bunch of sheltering women and children in Qana, Lebanon, which was instrumental in radicalizing one Mohammed Atta.

is even one of these ghouls going to acknowledge iranian lives or is it just all going to be about sucking off the troops

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

HAM NOW

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

I love him so much😭

I am bib 40 for the Copperdog 30 today! The CD120 starts going out at 7pm, I believe the CD30 starts at 8 or 8:30.... it will be broadcasted at live.copperdog.org ! Nurse legend while I was sick for tax

Fucking Sophie's Choice here. 😭

I think I found @lumimporter.stickimporters.com ‘s area at the flea market/antiques market. Fine sticks; $2.88 a piece! @mac-b5.stickimporters.com

Meet Mochi! She comes home in April 😍

This frisky pair of bongos, a critically endangered species of African antelope, is settling into the zoo's Africa area. Meet Banjo and Bentley!

MUFFINS?????

oh hai do you have snacks I like snacks #WicksonWednesday

Taxpayers subsidizing megacorps you love to see it

fucking genocidal

But they will be *innocent* choices 😇🥰

Ok well *I* haven’t forgiven you

hm

god how I fucking hate him

Blah blah housing is expensive I still have no job and no prospects despite doing 10-20 applications a day we need $40k to keep our home and options for moving have fallen through as we no longer have a co-signor and unemployed people can't get leases I'm so tired of begging gofund.me/d356e939b

hey did you know that twitter was never "the global town square?" it was never one of the biggest or coolest social media sites, it was just where journos and other wordcels and some celebs hung out so it became fodder for lazy news sites writing up stories based on some guy tweeting something

And the kicker is, you could send this report back in time to 2023 and they wouldn't do a damn thing differently

Not the point but has anyone else wanted to try meatorade

“Feels like -7” I thought we were done with this shit

Let me try something

(Also I did not sleep well last night, so excuse my rambling/repetition! Here’s Flame, who wants to give you a hug)

That’s right. We will see you in dog court. You’re going to be buying extra treats for centuries when we’re done with you

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

The Republican Party is like one of those things where the police announce that a bunch of guys that owe child support have won a prize and then arrest them when they come to claim it but for rounding up pedophiles and perverts

“You get some dramatic backlighting too. Dad says I’m like a scene from a Christopher Nolan movie!”

🦈 I HATES HIM I HATES HIM I HATES HIM 🦈

I took the human to a cidery for a local dog rescue’s Valentine’s Day fundraiser on Saturday. In addition to lots of new friends, and treats, they also had a pawtographer there who got these wonderful pictures of me ♥️ #DogsOfBluesky #ILoveYou

Caught myself thinking "I gotta talk to someone about this...someone cool..." and realized I invented the concept of having a friend

leggies!! #WicksonWednesday

“Well hello there bluesky, it’s your pal Darby Doo & I bring sunny Seattle walkies if you’re interested!” 🧵

But why would anyone want to play them

This story also involved the funniest quote I’ve ever gotten in an interview.

it’s a lovely day on the Blenheim Palace dog trail and you are a corgi who doesn’t want to pose for photos

YES

OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

frasiers' "freudian slip" move is an effective means of punishing opponents who block his 'fraser punch' at midrange

My girl is right here for me. ❤️ #UglyDogs

blowhole is innocent!!!

i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)

every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

This is what a rigged economy looks like.

If you ever feel that imposter syndrome bubbling up, just remember that c-suite folks are using the “read Google to me but make it sound like a mediocre freshman wrote a paper” program WITHOUT DOUBLE CHECKING IT