Oh this fucking rules

"well, what are you going to do" -- all politicians

An American is doing a thing named after another American who did the same thing… NYT: this is Chinese

Um Suze @awildsuze.bsky.social

She is and she’s looking fabulous 😂

🚨 Hamish has been accepted into the fam! 🚨

show me your best blurry pet photos please

Our favorite Dr K got some rest, meds, & a massage last night. So he's feeling better today. He even came inside, woo wooed at me for a treat, then ran to his dog bed to eat it! 🥹 #UglyDogs Attn @sasshole.bsky.social

This is Flint. Flint is my husband’s dog and I love him so very much. He is the king of blep.

Kieran's having a bad pain day but there's sun on the snow & birds everywhere, so we took as much time as possible to just relax outside & get lots of scritches. #UglyDogs

Machine that makes you kill yourself and creates child porn is a futurama bit

OMG OMG SNOW!!!!

Lumi will join Kieran in his strike.

I like to imagine the transfer portal as a real place

Oh, I am sorry. All recall request must be submitted in writing at least 30 minutes before the desired summoning. We reserve the right to cancel previously approved requests in the event of deer, intriguing odors, capricious whim and the ineffable discretion of the dog.

INNOCENT

Never let blatant fascism distract you from the real enemy: People who are against fascism. www.theatlantic.com/internationa...

I KNEW it! It’s been those darn kids all along!

INNOCENT

So, we weren’t going to have a calendar this year. But I got to thinking about Pepé and I was like “How can I honor TWELVE YEARS of this majestic dog???” and then I decided she deserves HER VERY OWN 12 month calendar. I hope it’s not too late. #uglydogs www.createphotocalendars.com/Store/A+Doze...

The White House posting like an NFL wide receiver during contentious contract negotiations

“I want to go fast, where’s Page.” - 3 year old making Page the happiest sled dog that ever did sled dog. #mushersky

PULL PULL PUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I might need more evidence. Can’t quite tell

Happy huskies are just so pretty

Can magnetic fridge poetry show contrition. Do dice feel pain. Is this calculator my friend.

Yall we were not prepared lol.

It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile

AI companies are playing a game wherein these computer programs are presented to the public as autonomous individuals capable of issuing a meaningful apology. The machine is just a machine. Human beings owe the apology for building the machine irresponsibly and unleashing it on the world.

so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform

jim pickard: why does everyone hate keir starmer? it's a mystery. ig it's gonna remain a mystery.

Shout out to Dillard’s big and tall section once again

Are we measuring warmth or sass? Either way Cowboy of course.

Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?

Has anyone heard from Kristie Lent? Just wondering how she’s doing

Wickson wishes you all a Happy New Year and hopes you get lots of smooches in 2026!! #WicksonWednesday

Beautiful paw bouquet 💐 🐾

🦈 SYVIES IS DOINGS MORNINGS KETTLEBELLS! WILL BE SWOLLS SYVIES! 💪🦈

she’s helping

Fear of the Trans Child www.otherstrangeness.com/2025/12/29/t...

What do sled dogs do all day? Cuddle up and sleep. And sometimes eat. But mostly sleep.

megan mcmardle not being on here is one of the site's greatest blessings. importing her dumb takes via screenshots is like placing cursed soil in an enchanted forest and watching the trees shrivel to ash

I cannot overstate how upset Jan is that her sunbeam is inadequate

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INNOCENT He had no way of knowing this. Are there even any signs posted?

I highly recommend reading this. Succinct and clear.

you, an idiot: we should have universal health care me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year

none of you little shits better be saying we needed this rain