POV: you're stalking Syvie. 🔊 up!

@jeneye127.bsky.social you doing ok with the baseball?

We have a whole new website dedicated to the "burning" question.

. @jamesfrye.bsky.social

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

SQUIRL OUTSIDE I CAN HEAR HIMS BUT NOT SEE HIMS?!!?? WHAT IS HIDING PROLLY STOLEN GOODS

Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80

He’s absolutely furious at me for giving him a bath.

Fiasco am on the Fiasco colour blankie NO ONE CAN FIND HIMS HERE Fiasco am... incog... uh... inog... cog... u know. Eggnogito.

I wrote about why the regrettable conclusions of Ezra Klein pissed me off so badly in the last couple weeks. On moral cowardice in an era that calls for clarity, and a popular political instinct to try to solve divisions of abuse by ignoring causes. www.the-reframe.com/eventually-y...

Pwease pway Pweeeeease @goggdog42.bsky.social

Just out here catching rays #dogsofbluesky

As it should be. This can be a nice place full of happy dogs and people

To all the trolls and bullies: I hope you're happy

Whole goddamn administration has the opsec skills of a squirrel burying a nut in front of three puzzled labradors.

I hate this damn ball so much. And it's the only toy Syvie wants to play with 🤦‍♀️

Moose says BALL NOW

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

🦈 THE HUMANS NEEDS TO WORKS ON HER BALLS NOW KICKIES. SHE GOTS POOR SYVIES RIGHTS IN THE KISSER!! 🦈

🦈 NO SUSHIS TONIGHTS BECAUSE THE HUMANS SAID "I HAVE NO FRICKEN CLUE WHAT DAY IT IS". BUT SYVIES GOT MEATY BONES INSTEADS!! 🍖🍖🦈

(Btw I know people hate advice on this site but if anyone has advice for convincing her I mean to lie down where *she* is not where *I* am, I’ll take it. Likewise if anyone has advice for linking commands into one - e.g. ”between” and “sit,” I’d take that as well.)

Pepper gets so excited to come practice and learn new things. She’s adorable.

Franklin is ready to chill for the evening or whatever time it is right now

"You called?!?!?!" - Buster

Me realizing *tomorrow* is Friday and I still have one more day of work @mac-b5.stickimporters.com @gmpug.bsky.social @mackaracka.bsky.social

Syvie the amber boing shark Leapt in the yard for a lark. She captured a ball (The ball wasn't small) And with it she frolicked till dark.

🦈 HAPPIES DOGTOBERFEST!! 🦈

Heads up @mackaracka.bsky.social!! Get started on that shopping

Portrait of a Weimaraner, painted in 2020. Soft pastels on archival quality paper 😊

🦈 WHATS HAS WE HERES? 🦈

So the first sus item was porch ghosts. (though, as Gina commented, it might have been the evil flower pots). The second was a very scary tool box!

You know how you're supposed to put your own mask on before helping others on an airplane? This is why I make my coffee first in the morning.

Day 70, and surprise! Video evidence of Luna desperately wanting (and getting) her orange snackies. #UglyDogs

It's been a while, but we have a twofer Guess What's Sus™ today!

A pensive KEITH!!!

🦈 SUSHIS NIGHTS!! 🦈

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD

🦈 TODAYS WAS TRAUMATICIZING DAY FOR YOUR FREN SYVIES!! SHE WAS ATTACKIES ✨ATTACKIES!!✨ BY A FLOWERS POT! ITS GRABBIED POOR SYVIES FEETIE ANDS WOULD NOTS LETS GO! 🦈

totally normal dog here

Look what arrived for me today!! I had a little nip, and it's delicious! Thank you @otterrunkennel.bsky.social

Day 67. Luna would really, really like you to have a nice day… and also share your cheese stick with her. #UglyDogs

If it's stuck in my head, it shall damn well be stuck in yours

Today on our walk we met Miss Freckles, a lovely gentle retired racing greyhound whose owner likes to dress her up. Today, he said, she's a Battle of Britain pilot. She doesn't seem to mind at all. I barked at the flag, though.

"Escalators are for CLOSERS!"