I am live on Twitch playing Relic Hunters Legend! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

Paying extra for a "Don't Tread On Me" tag and putting it on your Honda Odyssey minivan is so fucking laughably unserious. Like taking advice on how to please a woman from Ben Shapiro.

I am live on Twitch playing PowerWash Simulator 2! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

Casual Saturday night stuff

New Asian buffet near us had their grand opening yesterday. Their particular shtick is that every dinner comes with a little gold card you can redeem for half a lobster. I had a late lunch today to go test it out & ensure it's up to snuff. This is my small but important contribution to my community.

Yeah, fuck it, let's go. twitch.tv/zunderscore

I should stream today.

Remember, folks: not everything has to be fine dining or high art to enjoy it. It's perfectly fine to also enjoy garbage stuff *because* it's garbage. Be a little trash panda. Fill your tiny bandit hands and hearts with other people's refuse. Being someone else's garbage doesn't mean it lacks value.

RESET THE COUNTER, Y'ALL. 'TIS THE SEASON. MCRIB COUNTER: 1

My absolutely wonderful friend Liz is raising money for @translifeline.org on her stream all month long. Y'all know how much that org means to me. She's got a goal of $1000, so let's see if we can help her get there, yeah? I'm already in for $100. Go to her stream to donate: www.twitch.tv/lizlefae

We, uh... we've been a little busy over on the @firebot.app team.

Sandwich Guy won, Tillamook did their butternaise drop this morning, and for lunch, I had a Wawa Gobbler for the first time, so yeah, you could say it was a pretty big day sandwich-wise.

I am laughing entirely too hard at this. Which is also, somehow, the correct amount.

Today's twitch stream went really well. Special thanks to @zunderscore.tv for the love both for @translifeline.org and me. Thank you to all my chatters and lurkers who made today interesting & fun. We’re officially on our way to reaching our donation Goal of $1000. Thank you all, for being here.❤️

My absolutely wonderful friend Liz is raising money for @translifeline.org on her stream all month long. Y'all know how much that org means to me. She's got a goal of $1000, so let's see if we can help her get there, yeah? I'm already in for $100. Go to her stream to donate: www.twitch.tv/lizlefae

We, uh... we've been a little busy over on the @firebot.app team.

Two new videos today! Check them out! (Links in thread.) #audiophiles #audioreview #hidizs #earphones #iems

I am live on Twitch playing The Outer Worlds 2! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

Whenever I have any questions about videography, or if I want to sanity check my own thoughts on audio, I go to Jake first. No hesitation. They're the real deal.

Your periodic reminder that I’m available for hire for camera operator, audio engineer, and gaffer work anywhere in the PNW

My kingdom for a button in Outlook to forcefully remove me from an email chain.

I am live on Twitch playing NASCAR 25! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

This is your yearly reminder that this form of cranberry sauce is peak. That fancy Martha Stewart recipe? Complete trash. This here? 'Ol reliable. The Tight End you can count on for a first down, your comfort movie, a Honda Civic on a cold morning. Zero ego, 100% performance.

Made this last week but didn't expect to be able to use it again so soon.

Do I know anyone looking for a web dev? Had a friend get RIFd, hoping to help them find something

Since today's the 40th anniversary of the events of Back to the Future, I wanted to share this quote. I've tried to let guide me through tough decisions the last several years: "What about all that talk about screwing up future events? The space-time continuum?" "Well, I figured... What the hell."

If scarfing down all the fruit snacks at once is wrong, I refuse to be right.

I am live on Twitch playing Dispatch! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

guess this site needs another round canipunchnazis.com

The absolute lightning speed at which I just gave @dropout.tv more of my money. @samreich.bsky.social is running this company the way I would (if I had enough work/revenue to hire anyone other than myself, anyway). I'm extremely happy to give him more money to make hilarious shit with good people.

Inside you there are two wolv- ...robots

I am live on Twitch playing NASCAR 25! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only

Every day is shut the fuck up Friday and more than ever do not post your alleged crimes or anything that can be perceived or twisted into a perceived actionable threat, no matter how fantastical

It may be acidic as fuck, but I genuinely love grape tomatoes sautéed with a ton of lemon pepper seasoning.

Me to potential clients of my tech consultancy

I am live on Twitch playing NASCAR 25! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

Every time I see a Liberty Mutual commercial with the emu and Doug, I mutter to myself, "Doug's fuckin' that emu." And that is 100% @ocarinaoftom.bsky.social's fault.

I can build massive, complex enterprise software all day long. Building a game engine is fucking dark magic to me.

I am live on Twitch playing NASCAR 25! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

Always tell shitty people that they're bad and they should feel bad. Turns out, it is very, very easy to do so. This is a masterclass in how it's done.

Hey, bit of advice: if you're using an open source software product that you don't pay for, which is maintained as a hobby project, and there's a very complex feature you want, maybe don't post a long message being an asshole about it not being done yet. Turns out, that'll get you exactly jack shit.

I am live on Twitch playing Minecraft! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

I don't think a more @floridanorcross.bsky.social post exists

Time zones are a scam perpetuated by Big Time to sell more clocks.

wow, looks like the dorks have finally had enough