The worst part of this is the inevitable work training I'll have to sit through about not fucking the work software.

Imagine if you didn't know this was about a video game 😂

Yikes

Also if you aren't interested in buying art... just scroll past. It's not that hard. I know everyone needs to know how much better you are than someone harming no one and trying to earn a living with their talents but maybe once in a while you could just fuck off instead.

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

It’s always fun when the website goes down because there’s a chance the last post will be one of my terrible business ideas and everyone will be refreshing on a post that says “Applesauce for male strippers called Alpha Apple Pleasure Mush”

I am live on Twitch playing NASCAR 25! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

Guy next to you at the urinal: now here’s a guy I KNOW isn’t autistic

Today is October 9. Windows 10 EOS is October 14. My work PC is on Windows 10. I was forbidden from upgrading my work PC since the day Windows 11 launched. Today I was messaged to urgently upgrade my work PC. I love working in technology.

I think the day I am required to upload my ID to use a social media site is the day I simply stop using that site. I understand that the social media companies would rather not require this and are being forced to but I still don't trust any of their security. None of them.

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

Bill Belichick had a dream. A dream of unsettling everyone by being a huge asshole and letting his uncomfortably young girlfriend assert control over the football program, and now it's ruined. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

It's almost like without a generational talent on the team, he's just a mediocre at best coach.

hot take if i purchase a product i intend to wear, i do not need branding on the product if your branding is going to be on the product i wear, you should be paying *me* to wear it if you are a person who *likes* having branding on your wearables, i kinda think you're a weirdo

Hey, bit of advice: if you're using an open source software product that you don't pay for, which is maintained as a hobby project, and there's a very complex feature you want, maybe don't post a long message being an asshole about it not being done yet. Turns out, that'll get you exactly jack shit.

Awww. I think I hurt somebody's widdle fee fees.

Boy these motherfuckers are speed running me quitting this website. Don't upload any pictures here I guess.

I am live on Twitch playing Minecraft! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

Texting with the Panthers PA guy

They would have called it: The "Also" to end all "Alsos"

Welp, fuck this site in particular.

Flu and COVID double vax complete. Suck a dick, RFK, you gravel gargling, brainworm fucking dipshit.

Well this is refreshing. The last time there was a big thing over a controversial signing, the team tried to gaslight the fans and then mocked said fans when they thought no one was looking.

Imagine a populace with balls like this.

毛布奪う犬🐶 Masuke is sleeping wrapped up in my blanket.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

I did not realize I could disable drops. The second message in the quoted thread shows you how and where to do so. Eat shit, AI owl.

I am at the doctor's office (just a checkup, no worries). The chair that you sit in at the actual exam room now lifts off the ground to take your weight. I am so impressed. I love future technology sometimes.

This is MY World Champion

Ya know, if I was so bad at my job that they had to close the company entirely for an undetermined amount of time I would be fired. Shitcanned. Out on my ass. That is what I'll be thinking about next election. Assuming we have one the way things are headed.

Having been forced to work with AI for my job for several weeks now, I can confidently say that this is about the quality of work you can expect from it.

Tonight I will be streaming Deep Rock Galactic Survivor. Show starts somewhere between 6pm and 6:30pm depending on the whims of my dumb brain. Hope to see you then! twitch.tv/ocarinaoftom

I think more people enjoy complex women protagonists in video games than a few divorced YouTubers would have you believe

Be careful out there, folks. A lot of terrible people will do just about anything to scam you for whatever gain they think they can get.

Nute Gunray: "We hope and expect Lord Vader will do the right thing."

It's always the people you most suspect.

*Looks at Tony DeAngelo* Yeah, I'm sure the Hurricanes will do the right thing.

All I'm saying is the scenario of getting trapped on an escalator used to be the punchline to a joke about how stupid someone was. I guess it still is.

hey just a quick reminder, August is Procrastination Awareness Month thanks

I am live on Twitch playing Slime Rancher 2! You should watch. That'd be like... really cool and stuff.

If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until I tell you about assault rifles

Hey folks just a friendly reminder if you have a #LinkedIn account, and you don't want them using your data to train it's AI. Please go into Setting>Data Privacy> And turn OFF Data for Generative AI improvement.

autism isn't a disease to be "cured" it's just a different way of the brain working and I just wish that people would focus on creating a more empathetic and accessible environment for everyone to thrive in

I saw someone here say that the reasons they chose Tylenol is that it's one of the only pain relievers pregnant women can take safely. I don't know if that is true but fuck me if it doesn't seem directly on brand for these shit swizzling ghouls.

There is a reason I did not pursue a formal autism diagnosis.

joining the war on autism on the side of autism