With Donald Trump, every accusation is a confession #quietpiggy

Portland, Oregon

This replaces “For sale: baby shoes, never worn” as the saddest, shortest story

In honor of the dearly departed, a preview from Chapter Two ("The 9/11 Lobotomy") my forthcoming (hopefully in a year) book THE INFERNAL TRIANGLE: HOW AMERICA GOT THIS WAY.

❌ TIGER ❌ ELEPHANT ❌ GIRAFFE

Donald Trump treating the East Wing of the White House like he treated the mother of two of his kids

BREAKING: The White House

Trump’s parade vs. our parade #nokings #andor

EXCLUSIVE: Kash Patel’s inner monologue

Kudos to the Yankee stadium sound op that played the strikeout sound effect after Trump was introduced

JD Vance implicating Donald “Democrat-at-the-time-he-partied-with-Jeffrey-Epstein” Trump here.

Fixed it for DeSantis

The University of Florida’s grading rubric

Trump parade FAIL #nokings

Sound up

**adds Steve from Blue’s Clues to unencrypted highly sensitive Top Secret national security thread**

These Hegseth texts are bananas

“Let them eat billable hours.” -the law partners of Paul Weiss

this is very good news

earthquake

Marco Rubio in full alignment with Russia

Secretary of State Marco Rubio, “The Sound of Silence” (2025)

Fixed it.

Small but mighty crew in Pasadena #teslatakedown

“The president, perhaps inadvertently, wound up smudging the line between empirical verification and his own boundless optimism.”

My final TikTok video was a Succession/I Think You Should Leave mashup. Bluesky doesn’t allow videos longer than one minute so I had to speed it up a little to fit here.

Looks like that epic episode of Succession had a bigger impact than just on our feels.

Kendrick Drake 🤝 Embarrassing Drake

“Hi everybody!” -RFK on his first day of work

…last.

New Twitter CEO

Ron DeSantis hovers uncomfortably