The Rabbit Season/Duck Season Accords

Ghislaine Maxwell and pedophiles everywhere upon hearing Todd Blanche is now in charge of the Justice Department

Ghislaine Maxwell and other Jeffrey Epstein creeps seeing that cover-up artist Todd Blanche is now in charge of the Department of Justice

BREAKING: Pam Bondi found out why everybody was laughing

Do you think Pam Bondi has figured out why we were all laughing?

“FINAL BLOW” will be Trump’s “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED”

“Good, I’m glad he’s dead” **save draft**

David Byrne sings Talking Heads in the original French

Hegseth press conference when he’s told everybody knew for decades that Iran would close the Strait of Hormuz

Here are the photos from the briefing Hegseth got all butthurt about…. www.gettyimages.com/editorial-im...

Last month vs. this month

Nancy Guthrie case started/going

fixed it

If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you have the law on your side, pound the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, sputter, scream and whine like a toddle caught scribbling on a wall.

Average American: wealth and status shouldn’t allow people to rape children Pam Bondi: I disagree

The Super Bowl halftime shows, in comparison

All the ICE losers that peaked in high school and play Glory Days on the jukebox every night now have another Springsteen song about them

Minnesota. Nice!

Looking forward to JD Vance’s children following in his footsteps by changing their last name out of paternal shame

CBS added that its ongoing segments “Bootlick Monday through Bootlick Friday” will continue as planned

❌ TIGER ❌ ELEPHANT ❌ GIRAFFE

Donald Trump treating the East Wing of the White House like he treated the mother of two of his kids

Trump’s parade vs. our parade #nokings #andor

EXCLUSIVE: Kash Patel’s inner monologue

Kudos to the Yankee stadium sound op that played the strikeout sound effect after Trump was introduced

JD Vance implicating Donald “Democrat-at-the-time-he-partied-with-Jeffrey-Epstein” Trump here.

Fixed it for DeSantis

The University of Florida’s grading rubric

Trump parade FAIL #nokings

Sound up

**adds Steve from Blue’s Clues to unencrypted highly sensitive Top Secret national security thread**

These Hegseth texts are bananas

“Let them eat billable hours.” -the law partners of Paul Weiss

this is very good news

earthquake

Marco Rubio in full alignment with Russia

Secretary of State Marco Rubio, “The Sound of Silence” (2025)

Fixed it.

Small but mighty crew in Pasadena #teslatakedown

“The president, perhaps inadvertently, wound up smudging the line between empirical verification and his own boundless optimism.”

My final TikTok video was a Succession/I Think You Should Leave mashup. Bluesky doesn’t allow videos longer than one minute so I had to speed it up a little to fit here.

Looks like that epic episode of Succession had a bigger impact than just on our feels.

Kendrick Drake 🤝 Embarrassing Drake

“Hi everybody!” -RFK on his first day of work

…last.