"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

"executives with no understanding of the industry" seems to be an endemic problem across industries: higher education, medicine, you name it, a bunch of suits with MBAs and unearned arrogance are destroying everything around us, and for some reason, we're supposed to accept that they know best

the ideal life

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today, he said he's been stuck on the Asylum Demon for weeks now "It keeps smashing me with its huge fucking hammer, I can feel my bones shatter, and then I am back at the bonfire" I told him, dude you are the Chosen Undead, I already elucidated your fate

Begging YouTube to stop clearing my Queue after a random interval of time please Please just save it

MAYOR MAMDANI HELP

Capitalism is a waste of human life and consciousness

Me, seeing a Santa decoration in a store in November: Begone you disgusting elf! Me, seeing a Dracula decoration in July: Thank you for your service, sir! I feel naught but joy at your return.

Every night your boomer parent sits down and watches a 20 minute long AI generated video that rambles on without a destination about a topic, and they retain none of it. They are a lost generation

he won't stop cooking me

ok so I'm pretty sure it's an undeniable fact now that the vetting process for a nazi tattooed blackwater merc creep to run for public office is FAR less rigorous than the food stamp or TANF approval process for poor ppl. clownish.

So it seems like triple a games are like dead huh? they're just laying off the entire industry

I have a week off of work during the GMTK jam I'm gonna go nutty sicko mode >:^)

"We need to make personal control over your media cool again. If you go home with someone and they don't have a Plex server, don't fuck them" —John Waters, probably

the only pledge of allegiance i am standing for today

Luckily only 70 people are affected by this

i am speaking my truth. sonic 06 is a good game.

Starting the first company whose benefit package includes "Increased inventory slots'

if I were an elected representative and my constituents were coming up and saying "our daughter can't go to college unless she gets an athletic scholarship" I would be like "this is why we need universal free college" not "we'll pretend to solve this by being cruel to trans people." crazy right

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

If it happens on the 250th then American exceptionalism is real

the haunted game

Big future mankind, money invest all now

Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right

A Dracula is the opposite of Superman, right? If you put Superman in a coffin where he wasn't exposed to the sun would he get weaker? Because he's a solar powered guy?

“This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking that relocating to the Sunshine State wouldn’t be the worst decision they ever made,” said activist Marcie Escobedo

game dev as a business seems like a completely stupid and irrational thing to want to get into but i am compelled to make games cannot think about anything else. its all my soul wants

Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal

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Toby Fox can't keep getting away with this

life sucks man the cashier was absolutely chopping it up with the last customer and I just got rang up completely normal style

The Amazing Digital Serkis

Last time I was at the store with my parents, we were looking at novelty socks and my mom picked these up and said quietly, "Undertale?"

Playing Ace Combat 4 and idk if I should be proud or embarrassed that all the planes look the same to me. People are like "this is my favorite design in the series" and I look and see a plane

This loser is so desperate. Why does he even bother putting his name on shit it's like a horrible mark of death

never has there ever been a more relatable game title

They kiss!

i been in the hills fucking dudes

Because the people in this government are gleefully malevolent you naturally assume they are more evil than stupid but they're stupid first. They think everyone who came before, everyone who built the world they've benefited from, was dumb. People like Musk and Trump both have this idiot's disease

I'm mad that i don't live near DC and I can't go and snag a piece of the peeling reflecting pool paint

This is insanely damning and yet more reason why LLMs should not be used (and, indeed, should be *banned* from being used) in even areas they are technically "proficient", such as generating citations.

it's pretty on the nose for modern american life that a company that doesn't really do anything at all is on track to be the biggest company in america

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 4,1951

LMAO good!!!! fuck you then!!!

MOTHERFUCKER