“All 173” might be the funniest part here

May 14 is the day.

@schmutzie.bsky.social As a guitar lover I wanted to share this lecture from last night at Middlebury College the town where I used to live in Vermont. www.youtube.com/live/jjcTvJM...

Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct

No idea what Mendoza thinks about any of this but goodness gracious this is a PR masterclass

The Hollywood Reporter wins this round.

@quadcitypat.bsky.social @schmutzie.bsky.social Very fitting song

@schmutzie.bsky.social www.facebook.com/share/v/1CMN...

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

43 years ago, Cubs manager Lee Elia went on an epic rant about how Cub fans were booing the team. This rant can be found in many places. I, a working Cubs fan at the time, wrote to to the Cubs complaining about Elias description of Cub fans as non-working bums and I got this response back from them

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Prospect X was on the phone with a defensive coordinator from another club, who was recruiting him as a free agent, when the Jaguars called to take him with Pick 233. He cried so hard he couldn’t talk and left Jags exec waiting in awk silence “… you good?” www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/... video by jags

Monday's Lightshow. 831pm this evening during a storm in downtown Chicago.

Shaken. Hmm no I don't think that's what it is

Donald says we would have won the Vietnam War if he'd been president. Maybe he should have just served.

Pope Leo 100% yelled at the TV for Spike to sit down during the 90s Bulls/Knicks playoffs.

Jesse Jackson and Marvin Gaye playing one-on-one.

@schmutzie.bsky.social $156M career goes a long way in Rolling Meadows

Running Delaware Marathon and losing 1st place because you celebrate too early (volume up 💀)

Super-banger

On this day in 2019, I witnessed one of the coolest things ever. A lenticular cloud lit-up by a setting sun over the Perito Morena Glacier in Argentina.

Housing advocates see the pods as an essential piece of the region’s growing shelter system, one that is working to get people out of the tents that dot Burlington and into more stable accommodations.

Seven Days interviewed sources and examined relevant public records and court documents spanning the years that Bhakta’s dream shimmered, sputtered and then soured.

Since March 17, when Windsor laid an egg, she and Dewey have taken turns keeping it warm. Their eaglet is expected to hatch around April 21.

April 9, 1997: Atlanta's Dikembe Mutombo with three consecutive blocked shots—and three consecutive finger wags. Mutombo finished with 6 BLK and the Hawks defeated the 76ers in Philadelphia, 116-101.

Have seen this all-time great forecast? youtu.be/iXuc7SAyk2s

@schmutzie.bsky.social Need to offset all of pro Trump folks where I live to you think this would get my point across

Good for Ozzie. A civic treasure.

What A Blast! 906pm on Thursday over Chicago. All that lightning in one moment...this is one image.

I love everything about this move 😤

@schmutzie.bsky.social You need to get full credit.

dudes rock

@schmutzie.bsky.social Nice call out to you on Forward Progress today about Iceman.

The Court of Death, by Rembrandt Peale, 1820, 📸 via @ContextFreeCBB

HOLY SHIT UCONN

Well done. #NoKings

Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die

“What they’re doing is destroying the very essence of what built Ben & Jerry’s into such a large, profitable company over the last half century,” cofounder Ben Cohen said.

With 75% of the global population RSVP'ing to our invite to come to Minocqua and drink free beer the day he dies, we figured we'd give you this tool to recognize each other at the airport and start hoisting a few in solidarity before you actually get here. #freebeerday

Oh my god Vanderbilt

"Breaking In with Kevin Fishbain" episode 50 (!) Guest: Laurence Holmes Chicagoans will love this episode and hearing about all the people Holmes listened to and worked with on his journey from Homewood-Flossmoor radio to being a mainstay at 104.3 The Score

"Apparently I'm an idiot" could be the new MAGA T-shirt, TBH

why is this mf disabling the security cameras like oceans 11