Getting to perform at Hay was such a treat, I'll never get over how empowering it feels to share my work, and my story. Very very grateful to everyone who came along, it was a wonderful evening. 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

NEW: You've asked for the text of my $8.647 million dollar claim to Todd Blanche pursuant to the $1.7B slush fund so you can write your own. Here it is: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-ive-fi...

A cool way to watermark network packets is to (very subtly) adjust the timing.
 Packet comes in a tiny bit late, maybe that’s a 0. Packet arrives on time? Maybe that’s a 1.

 Of course, the neat part is that everything can remain entirely encrypted.

Angry Hour

Holy shit knicks

Thanks I hate it

gourmand: you have quite a sophisticated palate artist: you mean palette forklift operator: he means pallet ESL teacher: fuck me i quit

Not loving their casting choice for my LL Cool J biopic, KANGOL IN THE WIND

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

Looking to talk to one or two queer / trans people who moved from Texas to Seattle because of anti-LGBTQ+ laws passed in Texas for a short piece today. Lmk if that's you, dms are open and my signal is kissphoria.57

Are you in the Twin Cities? Are you interested in going to Open Source Summit next week but can’t afford a ticket? DM me

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

We're number one! We're number one!

The one who stays is the HERO.. .

This was so interesting!

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and also John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and somebody wrote him a check for 80M dollars

Working on a series about Americans getting older. Here's the first piece, which is about Connecticut but also about the U.S. overall. Gift link: www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...

His books are so good

The term "in cold blood" used to have a corresponding term, "in flagrant blood." Today, "in cold blood" is typically used to describe deliberate, calm ruthlessness (a murder done methodically and intentionally vs. a crime of passion), but it was originally used to mean "with neutral calmness."

@beckybunzy.bsky.social COME QUICK I FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED

The Valkyries’ home opener is coming up! Join me and @zenakeita.bsky.social at 5pm on KPIX to get it started with the pregame show!

Only 9 tickets left for our gig in Paisley on the 17th, very much looking forward to joining the poetic powerhouse that is Michael Mullen on stage. Final tickets available here 👇 renfrewshireboxoffice.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Re-skeeting because I’m watching Brink do her thing tonight

As some people may have heard (😩) I am on the job market. If anyone has any leads on netsec, offsec or anything similar let me know. I’m open to learning something new as well. In the mean time I’m available for 1099 work. Thanks ya’ll 🫶

The cat's stunned reaction to the baby kicking in the womb

Perfect

EXCLUSIVE: My latest story for @theatlantic.com : www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Only two weeks to go before our gig in Rotherham, very excited! Tickets available here 👇 www.ticketsource.com/flux-rotherh...

Coming to a screen near you this Monday... #NBA

“Hey, I’m Luke’s Uncle Owen, and I dress similarly to others here on Tatooine.” “And I’m Luke’s Aunt Beru. I wear a jean jacket over a butterfly collar blouse and look like an extra from the Partridge Family.”

Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/peace-4 #smbc #comics

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

Kelsey Plum's got an arm

Golden Tempo really turned on the afterburners

rm -rf tilly/

Over on the Fediverse I revealed a secret about myself related to TVs and then asked the internet a question. 📺 It's too much to post on Bluesky, but I'll drop a link here and I'm happy to read your replies either over on Mastodon or right here in a thread below. defcon.social/@deviantolla...

Glasgow last night was immense, there's nothing quite like the Loud Poets to create a sense of community and joy. Roll on Rotherham, Paisley, and Hay! 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch https://theonion.com/mccormick-introduces-new-transdermal-gravy-patch/

The plural of Kleenex is Kleenes (“clean-ace”). From the Latin, Kleenex, Kleeni, Kleeno, Kleenum, Kleeno; Kleenes, Kleenum, Kleenibus, Kleenes, Kleenibus. Nominative plural: Kleenes. @merriam-webster.com

“vibe code cleanup specialist” is probably a good way of landing freelance gigs at the moment

Get ready to keep seeing headlines about "quantum" from now on. They've decided on their next pump-and-dump because AI's on its last legs.

"...she was pretty much going to have to hit him over the head with her vagina"

I love a good defense highlight reel!

A’ja Wilson rocking red hair for Aces Media Day. “This one we kind o went with the Jean Grey type of vibe with X- Men … and my shoes match her steeze.”

I was never really insane, except on occasions where my heart was touched. – EDGAR ALLAN POE

"Ford says that it has fixed a minor glitch with the new Super Duty pickup...," read the March 26 issue of Automotive News, "after Ford received reports of flames shooting from the tailpipe..."

A busy this.weekinsecurity.com newsletter is out, with stories on Vercel's breach, Chinese botnets, spy vendors tapping telcos to grab people's location data, Apple fixes bug that let cops grab deleted Signal messages, and why unauthorized access to Mythos has now entered the suburban group chats.