I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

been laughing at this all day

dudes rock

woke 2

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

Historic high ticket prices and now they’re inserting ads into the middle of entrances, even in the arena. Live crowd is starting to boo when these happen.

Early 3D Pokemon renders by Keiji Kinebuchi from the late 1990s that got my brain wired up

the most personal of attacks

He would've hated the color.

Red vs. Blue (2003)

I refuse to believe someone who worked for years as a professional comedian and writer who made one of the most culturally relevant sketch shows of all time is this naive about the power of the things you say onstage

if the Pope excommunicates JD Vance, i will go to Catholic mass for the first time in 26 years and put a big fat $50 in the collection basket

Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring (1998 / Arcade, PS1)

Type of fit you’d wear to reveal an Xbox exclusive first person shooter on stage at E3 2012.

there are all sorts of deluxe fancy ancient grains michelin star crust pizza places in san francisco but they all close at like 6:30pm. pizza should be for night time. for a while now the 1-3am options here are on the level of jailhouse ham and cheese sandwich. one that the cop stepped on

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

Had to double-check this was the dude who said he was getting his musket if Trump lost in 2016. I dunno dude you were ready to shitcan democracy for this guy, which may be related to the crisis we’re on now. We’re at a destination you guided us toward, your proper role now is not advisory.

Wrestling is cool.

Oh no Viktor Orban tripped on his shoelaces and fell down five whole flights of stairs, and when he made it to the bottom, he hit his head so hard it exploded like a rotten pumpkin dropped from a great height! His brains are everywhere!! I hate to report this dreadful incident but it really happened

Today years old finding out the McGruff the Crime Dog actor is in prison. "McGruff the Crime Dog" actor gets 16 years in prison in drug, weapons case - CBS News share.google/e6aaeQWjhrD4...

hydra: seven roller dogs, seven doctor peppers

Monsters from the original Dungeons and Dragons Book 2 - Monsters and Treasures, and what they get at the gas station.

The only CEO that ever saw heaven was Bob Moore from Bob's Red Mill and that's because he retired and gave the employees the company but he'd been doing profit sharing since 1990.

When did arcades turn into mini versions of Las Vegas? They're the closest young children can engage in our society’s ever-expanding gambling complex. Games your children are certain to lose. They are scams. My latest at @crossplayblog.bsky.social www.crossplay.news/p/most-arcad...

Finding myself struggling to not just type WHY THE FUCK DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT under most gaming videos I see these days. Like there's been a tone and cadence shift over the last couple of years that I can only guess is what you get when everyone buys prompters but no one knows how to read from them.

We're about to go live!! So sorry for the wait, my hotel wouldn't let me check in lol

when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

This is a garbage read because "When the “woke” mania swept the country in 2020"? No such thing happened, you fell for an op. You quickly and readily believed conspiratorial nonsense because it was about people you already hated, and you still believe nonsense so you learned nothing from this.

At some point after this, if the worst doesn’t happen, people will joke and laugh about how riled up the libs got, isn’t it so funny how they believed Trump’s based bluff, etc. I cannot think of a fate bad enough for that person.

it’s hard to describe why, but this specific version of this specific song is how I feel maybe 90% of the time now

As an aside US missiles need ammonium perchlorate. The only domestic source is a facility in Cedar City, Utah US missiles also need RDX & HMX. The only domestic source is a facility in Kingsport, Tennessee US missiles also need engines. The only domestic source is a facility in Pontiac, Michigan

Anton Chigurh should have been more positive in this scene. “Try that rule one more time and circle back” or “Here’s a list of ways the rule could be improved, Friendo!”

many things are not within our power but you are not powerless aftermath.site/woke-2-woken...

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

More than 20 years ago. Same as it ever was.

If you’re an engineer in the US with Iranian colleagues, they probably graduated from here. It’s MIT caliber. What the fuck are we doing.

"Nothing holds back the out-of-this-world flavor of Nutella."

rest in peace captain

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

Movements to shut down or ban data centers are amassing power and notching victories. Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content in articles. Publishers and entertainment studios are being pushed to reject AI-produced content outright. In other words: It's open season for refusing AI.

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

Apocryphal book of the bible where Judas is telefragged.

happy easter