Did they reveal the aliens? Do they hang xeno dong?

People on reddit are saying they towed hundreds of cars on Lawrence Ave as well

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

Hey are you hantavirus? Because you're so hot right now also you're killing people on that boat and people are talking about using horse medicine to keep you away. Is that you?

It’s time.

sometimes Oxford is normal and sometimes members of @orieloxford.bsky.social chapel gather to serenade a new beehive on college grounds with a 17th century madrigal

this is the indomitable spirit of america

During the Civil Rights era, being super racist caused the US problems in its geopolitical strategy and business investments regarding the decolonizing world and the Cold War. A "de-globalized" US restores a lot of latitude for domestic racism, as the bottom line isn't hit as hard anymore.

video game sound designers please use this thanks

This book is, without a doubt, the single coolest thing in the entirety of Star Wars. It is an unrivalled masterpiece of creature design that contains so much breathtaking artwork it’s staggering. Coincidentally, it was also what my partner got me for our first Christmas together back in 2010! 🥰

Today in police are a kind of nobility class: Cpd is having a two day funeral and blocking one of the major roads for it

Awarded for services in handing the NHS its ass Bravo

The 'greatest nation in the history of humanity' plans to spend US$1 billion on a ballroom, and send tens of thousands of troops across the world to slaughter societies 20 times older than their own, but cannot devise a 'clear path forward' to deal with 50 thousand tons of soon-to-be 'unused' food.

Hot take but that stuff was discoverable by public disclosure and permitting. They must have a veritable pipeline of catering, wines, and assorted service people, of which there's no record. In addition to the cash tips they ruled are legal and not bribes unless the memo says For Bribes

forget it jake its numberwang

“The suit, filed by actor Q’orianka Kilcher, alleges that Cameron ‘extracted her facial features’ and ‘directed his design team’ to base the key Avatar character Neytiri on her appearance after seeing her in an LA Times advert for Terrence Malick’s 2005 film The New World.”

Your dog crossed the rainbow bridge? They're in Valhalla battling by day and feasting by night? Until ragnorak when they'll bark at the world serpent? I didn't know they believed in that

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

Every day I read a story about one of our tech fascist companies dictating to the government what they're allowed to do or not do and I go 1% more insane

or, if you prefer, off which one can jerk

To me the most insulting thing about comparing Platner to Mamdani is that there was a nationally visible campaign orchestrated by bad actors saying that Mamdani allegedly makes Jewish people feel unsafe. The Nazi tattoo guy gets NONE of that smoke at all. Please make that make sense.

It is April 22, 2025. Andor S02 debuts tonight. So I'm reposting the end of S01. We're going to Ferrix. (Andor Characters as Dril Tweets: The Time Grappler)

Somewhere in the pentagon, guys are watching star wars episode 1 for tips on how to navigate the trade embargo

im glad i joined bluesky

Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.

Yet another important report for you all. CEPR finds that as U.S. sanctions tightened on Cuba, the country’s infant mortality rate rose 148%. Cuba historically had one of the lowest infant mortality rates in the Western Hemisphere. The U.S. is a child killing regime. cepr.net/publications...

No, I think it’s great that you have an AI boyfriend, I’m just concerned if you keep shoving zinc into your usb-c port so he can shoot thick ropes, you might void the warranty?

My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.

This is the Bavarian folk art of Teufelblowen, where the oldest man in the village performs simulated fellatio on an instrument meant to represent Satan’s penis. The sounds it makes are the appeased moans of a satisfied devil.

Rural US is going to rapidly become extremely rural

The joy of a cardboard box

I have a video for that!!

Slimy? Mudhole? My home this is!

the dems still refusing to release the 2024 autopsy - and ken martin getting waaaay more hostile every time it gets brought up - really reminding me now of when that department of education memo about 'can the prez cancel student debt' got FOIAd and they redacted the entire thing lmao

the herbalist

I'm receiving reports that the rats got hantavirus from Rudy Giuliani

It isn’t enough. The forces arrayed against mankind are numberless and relentless. Hope may not be lost, however. Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau has returned. Missing for decades and thought dead, the Inquisitor has a plan to save the worlds of man. 5/

Working on the Olympic Boulevard Bridge https://tessa.lapl.org/cdm/ref/collection/photos/id/83578

Guys just keep posting the chicken if we all post it things will get better

you look like an art piece from the rain and sauce era

In white America, just as hitting people with your car is legal, so is anything that happens after you hand a child a gun

Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

Weekend reminder that I spoke to the amazing Hildur Guðnadóttir about her career for The Quietus.

Help I want to buy all the plants