aside from work stuff, i mostly use social media to look at funny videos of dogs and subreddits about nail polish. you would not BELIEVE what the lacqueristas are getting up to over there, the anti-ICE nail art is flooding the feed.

Microsoft in their infinite wisdom have updated all the old basic apps. Now the calculator spawns clone processes, so I'll come back and there are five calculator windows. Great work a+

Sometimes it's a meditation on loss and beauty in a hostile world, sometimes it's about what if a dinosaur just went sicko mode like bwaaaa

Oops the PayPal mafia ate the government

The number of confirmed #measles cases in South Carolina has hit an astonishing 558 in an outbreak that started in October. For context: that is more cases in 4 months than the entire US racked up most years in the past 30+ years. www.reuters.com/business/hea...

America in 2026: 34 people control 12% of the income. gzucman.substack.com/p/standing-u...

mad king moment from the PBS Newshour correspondent

The Pope ran out of spell slots. Miraculous Football is a Level VIII spell and he only had one of those.

How bout those bears

If a company can afford to burn $77 billion and still be exactly the same financially, that company is too large. It is beyond taxation, it is beyond punishment for anything. That company should be seized and its entire operation turned into a public service. It has become government, already.

At what point does losing 77 billion dollars impact a business? The global box office for all movies, put together, in total, all movies everywhere in 2025 was 33.5 billion dollars. He lost more than double that on “legs”

This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality

they already closed comments on that post for obvious reasons, but for any maryland mutuals: be very wary of this org

"chiang kai-shek gave gave the bush family the spear of longinus, which jeb bush then gave to marco rubio" has been a running gag with my friends for like ten years

Political strategist sees Minnesotans being beaten in the streets and abducted by ICE and proudly shares a fundraiser for the Democratic Party and then demands Minnesotans thank him properly. It's people like Simon that we need to purge from the Democratic circle of influence.

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

“just another $50k to save democracy, i swear”

Let that sink into your heart #porcelainlove

🤔 In 2021, Kip Mock of Moscow ID accidentally set his pal, Elijah Froh, on fire by pouring diesel on a fire. Mock & Froh were later were hired by Valar Atomics—founded by their pal, Isaiah Taylor, a high school dropout from Moscow, ID who somehow landed a DOE contract to build a nuclear reactor. 1/

me eating @mathletesfoot.bsky.social's bootyhole

he's just like me fr fr

I spoke a little about the reported death toll yesterday. I also verified that the reported death toll is being propagated by Iran International, a Saudi-funded website praised by Netanyahu. Here, TJM News confirmed. This is the new "40 beheaded babies," and everyone is falling for it. Again.

If you want to radicalize someone, show them the prices of decent nursing homes (ones with memory care), and then show them what Medicaid will pay for.

Does this seem doom-crazed? Look at 1979-2026 and show me a glimmer of inspiration in all those years that it will not be like this forever, or at least for the rest of my life. Whatever mild improvements we may have had are wrenched away and the message now is: fuck you, that is never coming back.

Nw primal. Genndy Tartakovsky is the goat. Cw there's uh a lot of death for animation

Weapons Page 2015

Love to learn about stocks $TÄNT

This good-natured, 34-year-old, Muslim, immigrant man—who the Times bemoaned was too young and radical to “get anything done”—has accomplished more good governance in a *week* on the job than most liberal politicians accomplish in their whole careers. With a smile & a joyful heart. A blessing.

this motherfucker should run for president. not joking

Holy hell, what an obituary

Spoilers the big guy is going to declare an insurrection no matter what then he'll appoint someone acting governor and this deference will achieve nothing.

There's going to be a lot of chatter about trump saying the words insurrection act. I think mostly it will miss the point. Imo he wants to appoint governors and mayors. He wants to go on TV and say you're fired. That's it that's the political theory

Just real Americans, Ordinary Folks with Values, the kind of definitely employed and functional pillars of the community who are playing game-show-based drinking games at a bar at 10 AM.

At some point, we must confront a simple truth: the elites are not failing accidentally — they are participating in a death project They are driving a system that destroys itself, destroys life, and destroys the conditions for civilisation, even when warned by their own institutions & scientists

More people should know about challenge coins. Yes the army makes little hobby art for participation trophies, and now the cops do it because cops are troops now, and they put skulls and stuff on them because they're tuff

I've read most of the scholarship about US policing since the early 20th century. What you learn from this is that violence is inherent. You cannot "separate" out violence from policing. Police in the U.S. are violence workers.

Oh so we've functionally just folded the Proud Boys into the US government then

After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas. ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.

I'm sorry I thought of Merlin telling you he threw up at 4:30 this morning and the idea has just been really compelling to me all day. nobody in my house is sick. its just a funny concept

Nw the last kingdom, again. This feels like "watching my stories"/soap operas every time I have to explain this or that guy is uhtreds half brother or this is uhtreds fourth wife

A+ username lol

Public health without an unwavering dedication to evidence, justice, and the public welfare will inevitably become a health-flavored arm of fascism.

Capital playing with a tiktok text to speech voice over subway surfers footage

When you combine today's announcement with the June and December travel bans, the Trump administration has now banned or indefinitely suspended immigrant visas* for 90 different countries, including 70% of African countries. *visas that provide a green card and a path to eventual citizenship

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