DID IT FOR HER

obligatory

brb petitioning the premier league to let our title count for two if spurs go down on sunday

repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck

tech freaks getting booed when they speak at normal schools is an exciting new genre of news story and i hope we get much more

they're doin Jim crow...2! In Tennessee rn and you stiiiiiill have motherfuckers on here like "well if [minority they feel like yelling at today] just voted for Harris we wouldn't be in this mess!" I wish ghosts were real & civil rights leaders could haunt you for posting that shit

I do wish people would use FREE Healthcare instead of AFFORDABLE. WE desperately need to unshackle our political demands.

Anthropic warns that Charlie Brown could have hoes by Q3 of this year

"should we start smoking again" is the question you send to your group chat every six months and they respond "bro we can't afford it" and "remember how bad our hoodies smelled" !! it is not a question you write an essay about!

“Ballroom.” “Ballroom.” “Have you ever been in an institution? Ballroom.” “Ballroom.” “Do they keep you in a ballroom? Ballroom.” “Ballroom.” “When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Ballroom.” “Ballroom.”

me destroying my enamel with albanese sour gummy bears:

CRANK is going to tangible, physical harm to people this summer and I will be doing some of the harming

I need this website to just work because I keep hoping the reason it doesn’t is that finally happened and y’all overloaded the servers celebrating it

my mom let me watch ELECTION (1999) when i was probably 11. taste tbh

important part of the Tom canon for me

if they don't make the shoresy season 6 soundtrack we riot

The new performative male signal is being overly horny for the eye rolling pacers girl because I know a lot of yall would actually crumble and hate it when faced with a real mean woman

Thinking about Slayyyter

inviting ex republicans into the big tent and fumigating it

i can think of exactly one reason for which i would not blame someone for attending the WHCD

Slayyyter: IM DOIN DRUGS TONIGHT, ONES THAT IM NOT PRESCRIBED me, regular old, not-even-california-sober, folding laundry: 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ i know that's right girl

suffering from acute WGIADS (WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA Derangement Syndrome)

i teleported a few places in my time. that's why I don't drink anymore

something i've noticed: it's always "all writers use generative AI" and never "all photographers/videographers use generative AI." true, most ppl can tell uncanny valley slop from real photography/video. but that's also true for writing—so why insist that WE alone must accept the inevitable?

remember when a huge idiot on here was debating the usefulness of “abolish ICE” as a slogan? just want to repeat: that person is a fucking useless moron. I don’t want to see that stupid shit ever again.

The appalling destitution and sufferings of the Irish peasantry are an instructive example of the lengths to which the landowners and the liberal bourgeoisie of a “dominant” nation will go.

This looks like that Shoresy foster family 😭😭😭

Happy NWSL day to those who celebrate

ECONOMY: SHAMBLES OIL: $300 PER BARREL COUNTRY: ON FIRE REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-

The beautiful game

me shopping online literally every day for the week leading up to my birthday (which is on wednesday):

getting back to the hotel and seeing THE MUMMY is on amc:

me, after discovering I can watch the world cup in spanish on peacock instead of listening to alexei lalas www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_eG...

the Black Panthers were right

It is so incredibly humiliating that this dumb motherfucker is running a society of 350 million people into the dirt because he's scared of dying.

do you think oakland icon alysa liu sings "MacArthur BART" in her head while performing to MacArthur Park?

in the spirit of the year of the horse, if i get a tummy ache this year i’ll just die

cancon should apply to canadian figure skaters too. let's get a short program set to girlfriend by avril lavigne on the docket girls!

this reminded me that the group chat music league had an "Autumn Vibes" theme awhile back and i submitted roundball rock and won lmao

[rupaul voice] and they call…. me…. ISHMAEL

more like gavin nuisance!! i'm tired of this guy!!

I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out

Finding out from the files that Jeffrey Epstein’s NY phone number was literally (212)JEF-FREY. Fucking come on man