We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

Anyone feeling really bad lately

someone check fan duel

Fireworks going off at Indian Wells while matches are going is crazyyy

this Paolini v Potapova match is kind of a banger

so many things in my life stem from the fact that I’m from Piedmont Oklahoma

None of these matches are doing it for me right now

Radiators are famously noisy but mine just made what I would consider a “pop” noise that I’ve never heard from one before

I've come to think of the difference as a few million means autonomy or power over yourself. But billions means power over other people. Maybe a lot of other people.

Club Chalamet actually rebranded to Connor Storrie I want to talk about this so specifically with two people that I cannot discuss it with

I don’t remember how my friend and I got on the topic, but I remember telling her, “Whose opinion do you respect more? Men or Women?” And she said unequivocally women and I said, “Now imagine a woman doesn’t want to date you anymore” and she said, “OH. MY. GOD.”

I knew neither of them, but one did a variety of jobs: built houses on Tahoe, was an inspector in the sticks and had an International Scout II that got shot up, etc. The other (who disowned my mother for marrying my father) ran a business that I think was mostly Fraud R US.

holy shit

loser season back on

just got a below average raise do the company despite having good marks and also the lowest raise ever in my entire career across companies. AMA

cool cool cool cool

Just heard a GOAT line from one of those right wing weirdos outside of an abortion clinic in a video, “Your affection is greater for your lesbianism than God Almighty.” SO TRUE QUEEN

Loser season being over definitely not corresponding with the sun coming out definitely not

okay I am shifting out of sad sack mode into fake it until you make it mode

my pal was visiting from the UK and staying with me for a few days and I had some time off and it was lovely and I am deeply bummed to go back to reality. post vacation blues type beat

Put Alysa Liu in music videos

American heroes and gay icons Alysa Liu and Amber Glenn

"She posted pictures of her and teammate Alysa Liu with their Olympics team skate gold medals on TikTok with the caption: “They hate to see two woke bitches winning." [GOLD for Alysa!] www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

USA USA USA (Olympics only)

I am like…one of the top tennis players to come out of Oklahoma which doesn’t necessarily speak highly of Oklahoma tennis BUT it’s always fun when my coaches back home emphasize to their players my high school accolades rather than USTA/collegiate because it is a lot more realistic for most kids

The decline of right wing cultural production is just due to the fact that they don’t like culture, they like the signifiers of culture, ie “classic sculpture means white people are better.” They don’t like art at all except for this purpose. They don’t even like the nerd stuff they whine about

I will take any opportunity to post this again

I played competitive junior tennis - not many things can compare. I had a mom come up to me at 15 years old and said she wanted my autograph after I beat her daughter because I was going to be “a world famous drama queen” and my Russian coach went OFF on her

unforch someone took me up on it lmao

Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it

I hit double digit aces in a 5.0 doubles match today lmao

NBC fell ass backwards into the massive success of Snoop Dogg/Martha Stewart/Leslie Jones a decade ago and assumed the takeaway was “people love Snoop Dogg at the Olympics” and not “people like unexpected new ideas that bring joy to the broadcast.”

thinking about dua lipa

Your Honor we move to dismiss the indictment against my client on account of the Dow is over 50,000

Anyone else want to send me a weird fucked up text? I only have a few more spots available for the whole year as it’s been very frontloaded

Hey bb I just finished bronze but was reminded how I didn’t even put you on the podium, I know you were pissed off when I went off-piste but I’m a biathlete I gotta shoot my shot again for the gold with you

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Are there any luge experts here

REFS FLAG THIS

I played a match tonight that we won 6-1, 1-6, 10-4 lmao

popular opinion: the melody on “Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuve Debí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pude” is one of my favorites on any song in a long time

Mariah Carey’s hateration makes perfect sense when you remember she’s from Long Island

saw a comment that was like “this song did not help with the situation I was in at the time but it’s a bop” and…many such cases

a flop vacation is kind of funny. I went to relax and was an insomniac for a solid week, lost my mind, everything went wrong, came back to the airport looking nasty as hell fhskfjjsjdjdjd

There’d be parking if any of these jackoffs dug out their car with any competency

Put another way, we could get rid of corn ethanol, switch 30% of the freed-up farmland to solar to generate 100% of US electricity, and use the other 70% of the freed-up land for whatever we want.