remembering how last winter i had the most stressful few months at work, my therapist died and then i got chicken pox all in a row

one of my main jobs in life is reminding my married guy friends how hot their wives are

at the pageninetynine show at nearly 12am and a man just yelled I AM FORTY YEARS OLD

potentially the youngest person at the bob mould show

watching bad bunny live from my home and reconnecting with my roots (throwing ass to reggaeton in a living room)

i hope our friends and family remember my wedding for the cocktail hour frito pies for the rest of their lives

reciting the posting prayer 🙏

what is going on at outdoor voices, these look godawful lol

“building community” aka sending my husband over to the corner bar with homemade tomato pie for the bartender

deep into brazilian music at the moment and this shit bangs

love when a waitress calls me babycakes 🥰

brazil honeymoon mood board

yesterday at the maryland state fair i watched a girl riding a horse vape and text at the same time

something must be done about the epidemic of waspy americans having their destination weddings in italy

a little freaked out by meat wife and “i bought a meat grinder” husband

her impact…….

POV you’re gus’s dog walker and he’s saying hello

there were some gen z kids here but they turned out to be here with their dads (presumably straight husbands or ex husbands)

had a nice morning with this sweetie ex racehorse named rio 🐎

have to take my straight husband to the straight husband convention this weekend (dinosaur jr show)

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

My painting NORTHERN ENGLAND

i want a standard poodle so i can give it all the fun poodle haircuts everyone hates

yr cool aunt and uncle at da beach

i’m going to start a newsletter that’s just a list of people i feel strongly are going to hell

gus met our neighbor’s ferret on a walk and he was legitimately afraid of the thing. he was backing away

ariana madix got the yassified bene gesserit outfit on

a beautiful girl stopped me in the park to tell me i look “effortlessly chic” so i’ll be living off that compliment for the next six months to a year

hear me out: a reboot of the nanny with amaya papaya in the lead role

i'm not online anymore. i'm busy playing horse games on my phone

you matten <3

actually one of the things that went “wrong” at my wedding is that my mom wore her dress backwards the whole time. by the time i noticed it was too late and i don’t think she ever figured it out

people keep asking me how my wedding was and my standard answer is "great! nothing very bad happened!" which i realize is a low bar but i've been on wedding reddit so that's where my brain has been for weeks

so far it appears that i will be clarifying that i did not take my husband’s last name for the rest of my life

remembering after the 2016 election my grandpa just being like “that guy is going to get us all killed”

so happy to be a wife instead of a fiancée being a fiancée was so embarrassing

something so ominous about a sheetz and a wawa across the street from each other

Thank you @bigdummy.bsky.social and @kaaaren.bsky.social. Also congrats on getting married or whatever.

we got married

met j right after moving here and 8 months of knowing him will never have been enough 💔

well it happened: we accidentally booked back to back appointments with our shared hair girl

look at what climate change has taken from us

why does he sleep like he’s dead

trey is having some last minute wedding ideas

it is in your best interest to find large bodies of water to look at

“their lead singer was in that movie i showed you, the house bunny” - me trying to explain the all american rejects to trey

the online “curly hair community,” specifically the yt women, is a nightmare. i’m not falling for their propaganda!

i was outside all weekend did i miss anything