snaffle roan
@kaaaren.bsky.social
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minding my business | baltimore
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when you read my handle on here i want you to do it in an accent like fran fine from the nanny
over 2 years ago
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it pays to be sweet and nice bc everyone keeps giving us free drinks and they don’t even know it’s our honeymoon!
about 6 hours ago
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at the beach here i am no better than a man 😔
about 10 hours ago
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uber driver said i pronounce “boa noite” and “todo bem” perfectly. now just need to learn every other portuguese word
1 day ago
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the guy that babysat the sorting machine at the post office. when they got a new machine he retired instead of learning it
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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my favorite thing in brazil is when they ask us something and we think we ask for the check and nod but instead they bring us two more beers
1 day ago
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nice
1 day ago
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trey is like one of those truffle dogs but instead he sniffs out kebab spots everywhere he goes
3 days ago
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went to a shopping mall that’s just 12 floors of bikinis
3 days ago
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idiot
3 days ago
me on vacation in brazil (very wise), laughing at the people on vacation in dubai (very dumb): haha
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rio de janeiro 💗
3 days ago
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people in brazil apparently shower a lot and tbh i get it. im at 2 a day minimum
3 days ago
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the record store has chairs for tired wives to sit in while their husbands contemplate putting us into bankruptcy
4 days ago
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trey has been trying to go to this record store by where we are staying for 2 days and each time the door is locked and there’s a sign that says we are open! and a whatsapp number so you text the number and the guy answers at his leisure an hour later like “i’m here!”
4 days ago
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shoutout to the two nuns in the mall in botafogo, rio carrying a bag from the crocs store
4 days ago
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there are subways everywhere for those with eyes to see
5 days ago
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went to a samba tonight and must reiterate this
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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the usa just doesn’t have The Juice im sorry
5 days ago
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6 days ago
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my dad asked me if our honeymoon was all inclusive. i think this whole time he was picturing sandals jamaica but in brazil.
7 days ago
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my dad asked me if our honeymoon was all inclusive. i think this whole time he was picturing sandals jamaica but in brazil.
7 days ago
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✅ passport ✅ e-visa ✅ boarding pass time 2 goooo 🇧🇷
7 days ago
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carnaval is over so marina sena is posting about…. naruto????
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
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my job is so unserious. last week i was on a zoom call and i watched a guy light a cigarette on camera. indoors!
15 days ago
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encountered a gaggle of gen z girls at a party last weekend. they are so precious. one of them kept calling me “slay bob.”
16 days ago
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in the spirit of the year of the horse, if i get a tummy ache this year i’ll just die
16 days ago
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breaking into the last wedding bottle (of bbq sauce)
18 days ago
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following brazilian pop girlies on ig during carnaval is fun, they are down there doing their big one
19 days ago
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if benito and gabriela get back together for real i will take it as a sign that the world can heal
20 days ago
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if you’re sending money back and forth between your literal spouse on venmo at least set it to private
20 days ago
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also i need people to stop asking why lady gaga was there. in my experience many puerto rican functions have a token white girl trying to salsa. i filled this role at my friend’s aunt’s wedding when i was 12
22 days ago
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can’t stop thinking about how benito stopped both eeo and el apagon before they got filthy but kept in safaera “if your boyfriend doesn’t eat your ass he better fuck off”
22 days ago
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a pony, his big blanket (brrrrr), his fly mask (uv protection), and his giant bale of hay
22 days ago
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Arielle Castillo
25 days ago
Many many many women’s phones rn lmao
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
28 days ago
Sick of this!
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my dad is on facebook posting comments on posts from an account called Everybody Loves Raymond Fanpage
about 1 month ago
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the remainder of my work week is canceled. do i get back into the sims or what
about 1 month ago
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lauren
about 1 month ago
"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
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only took 4 days but i busted my ass on the ice walking the dog (i’m fine)
about 1 month ago
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immediately yes
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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nothing but respect for our troops* *grocery store staff before a weekend snow storm
about 1 month ago
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guy at the grocery store asked me if i was in my 20s (unprompted). i was like no i’m 35 and he goes “oh you look good for 35” lol ok? thank you?
about 1 month ago
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south baltimore
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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this year will mark 12 (!!!) years since i got my best little buddy gus
about 2 months ago
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the coffee shop is selling something called a cragel
about 2 months ago
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kate
about 2 months ago
a few small bears
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eating georgian 🇬🇪 food in maryland
about 2 months ago
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Karen K. Ho
about 2 months ago
I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream:
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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ceej
about 2 months ago
doing 90’s nostalgia content yearning for life before the department of homeland security
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