Jackson Lamb is on fire today

Someone I knew in real life cut me off completely because I said Judy Murray turning up to watch her son work every day was weird.

Building following is quite a slog here, though, if you weren't one of the early Starter Packs people. Like I get more followers on my completely unused Twitter account than I do here -- although admittedly the people here are mostly humans.

wow, who knew the racist who said he was gonna be a dictator before he came to power was gonna be a racist dictator when he came to power?

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

Holy shit. BBC news is talking about a wealth tax. It's in a French accent, and at night, but it's a start.

Make Politics Boring Again.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

I know this is uncomfortable to admit, but there is a small area in England's second city where people are just not integrated with the rest of society. Many of them hold views that arguably go against British values. Yes, we need to talk about the Tory conference in Manchester.

Ant McPartlin driving home after a big one

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

It’s only now that I’ve had an unsatisfying dinner and watched Bake Off that I realise I had a pie in the fridge all along

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Starmer's trying to frame it that pro Palestine is anti jewish. It's so facile. I don't want jewish people to die. I don't want Palestinians to die. I do want our government to stop giving succour to an obviously radical theocratic government committing genocide.

How dare Neville Longbottom describe Murder Before Evensong as a period drama when it’s set in the 80s

Did Alison and Noel just insinuate they were going for a shag? #GBBO

Really fancy a sausage roll now #GBBO

Oh nob off, Toby #GBBO

The Bishop of Birmingham has written to the Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick about his comments about Handsworth

Lesley’s my dark horse #GBBO

Of course you did, Tom #GBBO

I predict this is the week Toby trips himself up #GBBO

If you’re watching OMITB, who do you think the billionaires are based on?

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION. "Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE. Fuck you - fuck you again.

Errrm…

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

My job is a bit like working in A&E I’ll get to you eventually but if it’s not urgent, there’s going to be a wait and the reason for that is underfunding

Whenever I watch any of the Uncanny Halloween advent calendar stories I always think, “I never knew so many people did shrooms”

Thing is, if you’re a lawyer and a Tory - maybe you’re even a Tory peer - and you fail to speak out very clearly and publicly against this stuff, you’re signalling for all to see that you’re at best comfortable with fascism and the destruction of the rule of law

People claim London crime is rising because it suits them, Met commander says

Lady at the Conservative Party Conference tells Gary Gibbon that she thinks Robert Jenrick is the messiah 🙃😅

I knew that bear was a wrong un

Is it worth persevering with the new Alan Partridge? I’m finding it a bit tired

Labour has a majority of about 150. What is the internal turmoil this person imagines that would lead to a Labour PM voluntarily calling an early election. Because that’s the only way one happens. Or to put it another way: what are these people smoking?

They did vote for it though, and all of them are complicit. Trying to pour cold water on the fire you've started after the fact doesn't make you any less of an arsonist.

No but why does Jessie J’s son look like a tiny Peter Andre? *tinier

Oh same

DfE failure to plan for Covid school closures was ‘extraordinary dereliction of duty’, academy head tells inquiry

Robert Jenrick complained of ‘not seeing another white face’ in part of Birmingham

He’s gonna do (oh-ho!) BIRD!!!!

As grim as it is, 24 Hours In Police Custody is a good reminder of how hard their job is and that they’re not all monsters

Say hello to literally the only protesters outside Tory conference this year

US supreme court declines to hear Ghislaine Maxwell’s appeal of sex trafficking conviction

It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.

BBC accused of 'extraordinary' anti-Green bias after party say the Laura Kuenssberg Show scrapped a promised interview with @zackpolanski.bsky.social on Sunday. Green sources say the show also refused to interview Polanski after he was elected as leader last month bylinetimes.com/2025/10/06/b...

*gasp*

Given that it was the Green Party conference last week Does anyone know why Zack Polanski wasn't invited onto Laura Kuenssberg's BBC show, or onto Trevor Phillips's Sky News program?