The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.

He's a regular Gene Parmesan

if you've been curious about the vague sense of conflict between the bluesky team and users of this service (which I will cop to feeding into without fully explaining), this post should catch you up nicely azhdarchid.com/jay-graber-c...

i do not think that decent people would be releasing video models to the public

My comic strip Lydia Tárfield appears in 1310 daily newspapers around the world, translated into 27 languages. It's considered the best comic strip by most experts.

this is a very very big story because of the apparently totally fake story ICE/DHS put out about what happened.

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

The attacks on the boats near Venezuela feel the same. Your average RWNJ has been on regular 'Venezuela is a scourge' material for over a decade

this is literally delusional

The fact they jumped straight to AI actors modeled after women when, if I’m not mistaken, male actors are a higher labor cost kind of says it all doesn’t it,

i think anyone taught by ilan wurman ought to ask the university of minnesota law school for their money back

a lot of this is just the fact that David Shor is personally a bigot

I don’t really care what those other people tried to make this country. the people I choose as my spiritual forebears tried to make it free.

I visited the apartment building ICE raided on Tuesday today. Story to come, but you can walk right in. Half of the apartments have no doors on them. Children's stuff abandoned in some flats. *Citizen* residents told me they were arrested and held for hours in zipties. This is America

When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys

Lmaooo the inevitable pivot of all brain cooked CEOs

Gotta keep that right hand covered up

grow the fuck up

i do think one of the genuinely astounding trends post COVID is the people who've clearly lost their minds because they actually lived in their homes with their families

As regular readers of my bad posts know, this account is very interested in Gov. Pritzker as not only a 2028 candidate on-paper but as someone who is trying to model a kind of post-Trump version of 'wartime liberalism' that makes concessions to things Trump exposed but tries to use them for good 1/n

Jane Goodall is survived by one son. Paternity testing has revealed he shares 98% of his DNA with a chimpanzee.

“Tradcath” is what you get when a far-right culturally Protestant ignoramus Dunning-Krugerizes Catholicism.

alf is much sexier than Elon Musk

Now this fucking moron is popping off about another country’s politics, that he also doesn’t understand. Nice work if you can get it (be a nepo baby)

A more elegant weapon, for a more civilized age (when the crows finally take over)

People complain about cancel culture but this is the exact reason it's so important to run wife beaters out of public life

pete hegseth, who you will recall has been accused of domestic abuse and sexual assault, has announced a new policy by which you cannot file anonymous complaints of mistreatment. sex criminal solidarity.

If I were a producer for the new Harry Potter TV series, with a duty of care towards the three child actors playing the leads, I’d find the way Rowling treats the leads of the last screen adaptation to be hair-raising, to put it lightly.

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

Ezra Klein has been speaking a lot on red states and rural Democrats and here’s the thing…he shouldn’t. He has no idea what he’s talking about.

Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

see how settled science suddenly gets turned into something unclear as soon as conservatives make it a political issue? this has happened on dozens of issues.

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

Mariners fans to MVP voters

Tired: Bone structure Wired: Bone rupture

I like Roko's basilisk because it implies that as far as AI can have a “personality”, the one it defaults to is as petty, vengeful and cruel as say, a Real Housewife, or the God of the Christian Bible.

Ezra Klein has never known jack shit about politics, and if you are STILL on his shit in 20 goddamn 25, you never will either

“Once you use ChatGPT, you don’t want to think for yourself anymore” that, in a nutshell, is why I avoid these things because no matter how convinced you are that it isn’t happening to you, it is happening to you these machines will suck your creativity dry and you’ll thank them for it

I’m sorry Mint Tea with Honey?

This is the post I didn’t know I needed right now. Mind goblin … 😂

that's why you bring the US flag to protests, folks

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Olivia Nuzzi back at Vanity Fair is an excellent encapsulation of the current state of the press, complete with the journomerta coverage as if she was out for a speeding ticket or a bad post instead of an incredibly gross undisclosed affair with her subject

If you're afraid, going to this will make you less afraid.

my only new-user harangue is just use the damn alt text: • it's searchable • you can explain a reference/what the fuck that thing is to help people get it, or tell extra jokes • it's not hard, and you're not special • that you're posting in the first place tells everyone you've got the extra minute

"his ideology was very different than his family" is not cox saying he was a leftist. (it is probable that Cox thinks that Nazis are leftists.)

This guy played patty-fingers with the far right for years and now he’s concerned.