"A history professor course could not allocate instructional time to the Stonewall riots or the gay rights movement. If a U.S. history textbook includes a chapter on the AIDS crisis, the professor must skip it." www.erininthemorning.com/p/texas-tech...

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made. IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

Stroszek! (NBC TV series 1978-1979)

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Trump dropping his sassy little ad-libs in while reading from the bible on television. Drawling "and that's really so true" and "it's really amazing" as he plods through a verse chosen because Pete Hegseth's pastor thinks it justifies pre-emptive war. What a cool age we're in.

Because we get asked a lot. Free email is not enough. Microsoft Teams must be disarmed.

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Sci fi is supposed to be about how existence is hell and only getting worse, not The Triumph of STEM

Phil Collins’ Slazenger sweater vest deserves its own hall of fame induction

Energy policy think tanks keep putting out proposals like "give Mark Zuckerberg sole control over our utility rates by making him America's next grid czar" and the people in Everytown, America are like "go ahead and fuckin try"

Watching a Rick Bayless recipe and I really like Rick Bayless and you can make some great Mexican food from him but his first instruction is literally to go to a tortilla factory and ask them to sell you a specific kind of tortilla and buddy can you make this a little easier for me?

Dispatching three Long Island finance guys who look like they should have ponytails but don't, two 67yo Florida real estate developers named Steven and Stephen, and a nephew I don't think very highly of to negotiate an advantageous peace in the war I started.

feels like we don’t talk enough about the water park in Oregon‘s wine country where you can just slide out of an old Boeing 747

Sunglasses don’t work when it’s cold

put that tabasco out the airlock

niche, but late to the realization that Jeff Goldblum’s character in Jurassic Park is effectively Henry Adams at the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair

this is just stunningly corrosive to public trust and there need to be congressional subpoenas and jail time this is actually a great use of oversight power the second dems take control of congress - haul polymarket execs up there and make them give you everything they have on this shit

The singular goal of all future US politics is to ensure Trumpism is defeated and cannot again take root here, and everything that serves that end is to be considered and prioritized. It's a holistic organizing principle, from a Green New Deal to Nuremberg 2 to expanding the court to Reconstruction.

anyone else make bank on Polymarket with that Nutella space cameo

"I love you, sir." As long as I live I will never understand the authoritarian mind. How does this not *feel* humiliating to him? How does he look at himself in the mirror? Who knew there were so *many* of these guys?

In two weeks the national press corps is going to laugh at his jokes and applaud him at their annual Hilton dinner for being a fun and interesting president to write about

#Artemis II - Special guest Astronaut ‘Nutella’ getting involved in breaking the Apollo record with its own flyby 😂🚀🌕

you could replace all the music in the pastoral interludes of NYPD Blue with tracks from Pilotwings 64 and it wouldn’t alter the vibe

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

Pretending that CVS is an immersive experience about extending carceral logics to toothpaste

Red Lobster: Fuck It, We Ball

I searched "data center coloring book" because I was trying to decide if I should make one and found this, from a power management company, and I don't think I can top this www.eaton.com/explore/_pfc...

This is how Rahm Emanuel eats a salad:

I am so tired of being told that because I live in a coastal city I don’t count as a Real American and it is especially grating coming from my own party

weird that there’s just an empty Steven Holl building in the middle of a bustling city

lol

Logging on

Going to college to become Mr Beast and minoring in “getting a bad haircut” I have never learned who Voltaire is but through the process of elimination I can conclude that he is not part of the Beast Crew.

it's so funny that in a month all of the people who write these headlines are going to applaud themselves at the white house correspondents dinner for speaking truth to power in darkness or whatever they put in the program notes

The main goal of the war is to undo the main effect of the war. 🙃

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Get out of the party

if there's one conclusion that the study of both labor history and imperialism converge on, it is that the richest people in the world are happy to burn money on control, power, impunity. and the "everything is about profit" version of anti-capitalism does not survive serious contact with either

Just a year ago, we heard reducing the deficit was so important Elon Musk had to fire as many scientists, forest rangers and Black women on the government’s payroll that he could find. Now? 🤷🏾‍♂️

🙏🙏🙏

this is so fucking good, especially this bit