Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski, both married, are in a relationship.

This boring af. I'm going to bed. Who's with me?

Trump is sending Guilliani to appeal the Tariff decision In the parking lot of Supreme Courtyard of Marriott

I think they killed Epstein, but if it had gone down a few years later, they would've instead given him a cabinet position.

Happy Conception Day or what my fellow Scorpio peeps call Valentines Day.

I’m sorry kids, you can’t have those M&Ms, the guy who snorted coke off a toilet seat said so.

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

There so much criming DHS could be a show Law and Order: DHS

Hear me out...if we publish the Epstein Files *in Spanish* will MAGA finally get upset about them?

more than anything

Trump called Sen. Tim Scott after lawmaker condemned image of Obamas. The bigger question is what did he call him?

I feel like I need to keep reminding everyone that Donald Trump first nominated a known child sex offender to be Attorney General because that's who he wanted handling the Epstein files.

Everytime there’s an Epstein file release Trump drops a bomb to divert attention. Iran, Venezuela, Melania movie…

Shit’s so bad in Minnesota that he’s gonna have to release the Epstein files to distract from it

Wow there are 6 year old Pats fans who have never seen their team in the Super Bowl

He could stop all of this in Minneapolis if he wanted to but he won't. Just like he could have stopped Jan 6th. Fuck 47. And while you're at it, fuck 45

Apparently the second amendment only applies to Republicans.

I guess a lot more people that usual were paying attention to Football last night?

“Riley Gaines, folks, isn’t she the best? She just gave me her fifth-place trophy.”

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes

If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.

I stand with Powell I’ll admit I wondered about him when Trump first nominated & appointed him in his first administration , I have come to respect this man , he is responsible to his job .

Let us all stand with Chairman Powell.

the main thing to know about the maduro arrest is there are hundreds of thousands of epstein files we still haven’t seen

BREAKING: Mike Johnson concerned he may have to come in to work on Monday

FIFA called. They want their peace prize back.

I remember when they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty.

I'm losing track of how many countries a man livid he wasn't given the Nobel Peace Prize has illegally bombed. Iran. Venezuela. Nigeria. Afghanistan. Iraq. Libya. Pakistan. Somalia. Syria. Yemen. Not to mention threatening to annex Greenland and Canada and invade Panama.

I wonder if FIFA wants their peace prize back

seeing these redacted Epstein files is like if you had to edit a 2 Live Crew song to be acceptable for radio play.

This could have been an email.

Kelly: I wish someone would tell him how math works. You know, that the prices are going to go down 500 or 600%. Anyone who's been through like the sixth grade by then knows that that is not a thing.

That's the only way you could get me to go to a country show, amirite @docstar.bsky.social?

I’m just saying, but if I had just gotten completely shellacked on Tuesday, I wouldn’t be asking SCOTUS to let me starve millions of people 3 days later.

Oralè Resisters I voted Yes On 50 today To Stop Trump Filthy Billionaires Buying Congressional Seats with illegal Redistricting in Trump Red States! It’s your turn to save Democracy #YesOn50 #VoteYes50 #VotaSi50 #WorldSeries #USDemocracy #Halloween

This is how we do it (Yah I know the song is stuck in your head now).

I want to cancel Hulu. Where else can I stream family guy?

Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪

This week the President of the United States walked around on the roof of The White House and yelled about nuclear weapons in a desperate bid to distract from allegations that he is a child sex trafficker.

🤣🤣

There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law.

“The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” — Treaty of Tripoli, signed by the United States in 1797.

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

Mitch McConnell, a polio survivor who may suffer from post-polio syndrome, is going to have to go his grave knowing that he personally ushered in the return of vaccine-preventable diseases. You should’ve impeached him, Mitch.

One of the most shocking things I have read for a while: t.co/lg46ijHLDF