This is the best post today. You can go to bed until tomorrow when you can try again.

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes

Our school district’s library services team is celebrating Braille Awareness Month with a few installations here in the central office. This artifact caught my eye.

I feel so bad for Aaron Rodgers. Just kidding no I don’t.

The Bears won a home playoff game. The world is truly in a strange place.

As an Oregon State alum, I get asked often how I feel about Oregon bailing for the Big 10 and leaving OSU behind. I give the same answer every time: It sucks, but I take solace in knowing the Ducks will always blow the biggest game of the year.

Go Beavs

Trump’s never had to reap what he’s sown. This’ll be no different. Consequences are for the rest of us.

You know a lot of people think that all dogs sleep the same but I’m here to tell you that’s patently false

The poor folks who have to keep wheeling that stage around

having an orange just to peel something

9.5 months old. The boy, not the dog.

What a disaster of a possession. Booing from Oregon.

Sam Bradford catching strays a decade later

Can someone who’s good at shark teeth help me identify this?

I see Tr*mp with a bunch of wax figures. What am I missing?

The Red Sox shared their password, huh?

I appreciate Spotify for at least sharing some of the data they collect back with me

Back when men were men and only hit the ball about 40 feet

For clarity, I did not write this nonsense. The “r” is important here.

What a second half for Brighton

The Brewers to Jake Bauers

whew thank goodness, yankees fans almost got their feelings hurt

I was an NL Cy Young voter. My ballot: Brandon Webb, Roy Oswalt, Jake Peavey, Ubaldo Jimenez, Carlos Zambrano

Their album “.247” is a classic

Also history: The Pirates

Bill James and Joe Maddon poised to ride off into the same sunset together. They can get going anytime now.

Socrates Brito sighting #oldfriendalert

Just yesterday I listened to @jjcoop36.bsky.social and @geoffpontesba.bsky.social talk about how to fix the Rockies. Somehow the hiring of Paul DePodesta never came up. This is probably because JJ and Geoff were being serious and the Rockies aren’t.

Me when the Dodgers signed Shelby Miller

Of course he does. The cyborg will not cease until it is destroyed.

Best thing IKF has done in forever

This game has everything

Wrobleski had every right to

It has been such a great postseason

Clayton Kershaw, LOOGY

Evergreen

Tommy Edman, what a baseball player

The Snell/Vlad AB was spicy 🤌🏻

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Is it too late to change my pick to Jays in 5?

Insane

Mariners’ staff is gassed and the Jays be like let’s get ‘em early boys

Dinner’s gonna be killer

The playoffs have been so sick this year and I don’t see that changing anytime soon. Great time to love baseball.

I met my wife in 2014. Today we’re stuck inside in a rainy day after canceling a vacation due to sick children. Seemed as good a time as any to pop this relic.

Same same

Can someone tell me when the last time a first baseman made three unassisted out in an inning? It’s either really rare, or not nearly as rare as I think!

Fuck it I’m in on crypto now