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I don’t regret it

The Rockies and the Angels are tied up in a barn burner. What has my life come to?

And I’ve been over here this whole time wondering he even deserved a first chance. I must not understand baseball.

Never gets old

Joc Pederson showing bunt is me saying “no” to that second chocolate chip cookie

I had a Yohendrick Peñago once. It didn’t go well. Someone shoulda told Bubba Chandler about that.

That was sick. I love Ketel.

Imagine the MLB trade deadline

Tell me more about the LSD

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Vintage Ginkel

I see MJ Melendez is still wearing #1 on his jersey. I don’t know whether to respect his commitment to the bit or just roast him.

Yeah but how’d he score on his cognitive exams? Is he smarter than an astronaut? Can he shoot a 72 at Doral with his eyes closed?

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Trevor McDonald is throwing sliders like he hates his elbow

Wasn’t there’s a guy named Max Lazar *on* Jersey Shore?

Sobbebed Huffy

How does Phil Maton still look like he’s 16?

"Max Scherzer placed on 15-day IL for waking up as a 41 year old"

Marlins announcers roasting Casey Schmidt for a poor challenge

30-years old today

This is what a winning lineup looks like

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Gotta hold onto the Christian fundamentalist war-mongering base somehow

Call that a Soler flare

Destruction imminent

MLB Team Bullpen ERA vs Starters ERA

It’s Paul did-ya-Sewald-that-one-landed?’s turn tonight

I find it quite gentlemanly that backup catcher James McCann, pitching the garbage ninth last night, was able to surrender 5 earned on seven hits while only throwing 20 pitches (12 strikes!). The Braves did the honorable thing by hacking away.

The sound, well reasoned logic we’ve all come to expect from Norm is back on display this morning

Gotta wonder what it looks like inside a Vegas Costco

Wheeeeee-backs baby!

The Rays look bad

Corbin Carroll has elite #tripleface

Might finally get my dad on board

Corbin Carroll has elite #tripleface

Carmen Mlodzinski pitched perfectly fine. Even got two runs of support. Would guess he’ll be hard to receive more than that most times out.

Uh-hum

D-backs bullpen gonna take a lot of Ls this year. Team can score, defense is probably above average, starting pitching is okay enough to give them chances, but the ‘pen will ruin them. Won’t be the first time we’ve seen this.

Only took two games to get Ginkel’d

Domo bout to swat 162

must be a thing with chickens

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Good for PCA but I’ve just never fully bought in. He strikes me a good bit like Michael Harris II. I think PCA has a little more wiggle room in the profile, but the swing, chase and walk rates put so much pressure on the ISO. It’s not for me.

Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim

It’s good to see people with means finally learning to play by the rules

Jeez the Angels are even out of Ketchup now

Maybe he can finally ride off into the sunset, provided he’s trailer is hooked up to a functioning vehicle