Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

*stepdad

The cursed Derrick Turnbow bobble on display at the bobblehead museum here at the Marlins ballpark

Happy Ides of March

can this be a solution?

The baseball is very, very good.

I, for one, am enjoying the Thirst Traps of the Bible ads literally every ad break.

Really? Glad I missed that. He has 4 years of control left and the #Brewers basically never ship guys out until one year early. Maybe they do in his case because of all the many MI they have, but it won't be because they need to, it will be because they want to.

Way ahead of you. Catching up on old @baseballamerica.com podcasts. The only thing I don't like about it is that I like knowing when to look up.

Shohei is an alien.

Fox really should hire some baseball analysts that don’t make blood pour from faucets and doves attack each other.

Search your camera roll for ‘Hell’

Milkshake Dumper

If he keeps making the plays he has in this tournamanet in the field, he's absolutely gonna force his way onto the big league roster by the end of the year.

🎵You know how it is, fast car I got a ticket that I gotta bear Maybe we can make a (plea) deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any sign is better Starting from zero and looking for a thrill Maybe we'll make something Me, myself I got "WAUKE" in my grille

This still has to be one of the dumbest taxes/fees ever. Oh you drive a hybrid? Here let’s almost double your registration fees because screw you, that’s why

A little Venn fun.

Press release: Fans are encouraged to use a new, dedicated WisDOT website designed to serve as the central hub for recommended routes to and from American Family Field.

Grist for the mill, nothing else. That's how they see all of us.

This is why Brewers fans would be dumb to support a salary cap.

I think this is exactly right. Good luck trying to get billionaires to hand over hundreds of millions of dollars more a year in revenue sharing to other billionaires because they bought (and paid less for!) clubs in smaller markets. Manfred ain’t gonna drastically change this system.

The NL Central might be the second best division in baseball in 2026. If not, it very likely will be within a year or two. It’ll be tough to ever beat the AL East’s combo of smarts, young talent and money, but if anyone can give them a run the rest of this decade it’s the NLC.

1) increased billionaire control of media 2) fewer reporters 3) fewer resources for reporters to report 4) more immediate threats to humanity arise all the time #SavedYouAClick

The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now. They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!

Is the NL West secretly trash outside of the Dodgers? A lot of people are asking.

tough look for a man with a line of antiperspirant deodorant

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

The broadcast refusing to acknowledge that the US is now through can fuck right off.

Andrew Fischer has a chance to secure a US advancement with a HR here....

LOL

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

If there's a low-scoring Mexico win tomorrow we are absolutely calling it the Disgrace of Houston

USA to quarters if Italy beats Mexico If Mexico beats Italy, a 3-way tie, all 1-1 vs. others. next tiebreaker: runs allowed / def. outs USA 11 R/54 outs (.2037) Mexico 5 R/24 outs (.2083) Italy 6 R/27 outs (.2222) Mexico wins 9-inning game w/1-4 runs, USA is out Mex. win with 5+ runs, Italy out

Is there a fringe player having “too good of a spring to send down or release” this year for the #Brewers? Not sure he should even qualify, but is Harrison the closest thing we’ve got to that this year?

I had no idea about any of this!

Give you 20 guesses who this shit came from.

Wrote about the layers of this today: brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/...

Enjoying all the strong arming that people are trying to do to get Skubal to pitch another WBC game.

That'll do, Copp. That'll do.

100% chance this woman has used "safe spaces" as an insult before.

As if you needed any more evidence that "Faux News" is state-run propaganda media:

His name is literally “scrubb”??? That’s unfortunate.

Lucifer has a point

I’d like to get off this ride now, please.