Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.

I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people. I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇

tiny if literal: a raspberry beret

Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship ceremony at Faneuil Hall “the cradle of liberty”. If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.

When your bings and bongs need bass

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

324/1461

it's fine, they'll rinse off in toxic creeks before boarding

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

Ok respect nice shirt

lmao

iconic

December 5, 2000: Kobe Bryant of the Lakers slams home the back door lob pass from Brian Shaw during a 96-85 victory over Philadelphia. Bryant finished with 36 PTS (15-28 FG) and Shaquille O'Neal added 27 PTS/20 REB for Los Angeles. Allen Iverson scored 27 PTS to lead the 76ers.

She shouldn't have to keep doing this by herself. She is supposedly a member of a political party and every single one of her *colleagues* should be BLASTING the fascist in chief. ALL OF THEM. Where is the solidarity???

Shoulda been took my ass to sleep

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

Y’all! Ravens can talk!! And they know how context works. Animals are so damn smart!

(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined

The first time terrorists used planes to attack Americans wasn’t on 9/11 or at Pearl Harbor. It was the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921 when white supremacists flew a dozen planes to drop turpentine or nitroglycerin bombs on Black Americans. Viola Fletcher was there. www.qasimrashid.com/p/viola-flet...

I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes

Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!

they should come with children at the hospital

Last Christmas I gave you my heart Not really my heart Just somebody's heart This year If the cops should appear Please tell them that you don't know me

open.spotify.com/track/7ijKen... Better version, this or the Maxwell one?

Played a lot of fun games with my kids and my mom!

LOUISIANA… Manhattan-sized Meta data center with no community input… sound familiar, Memphis?

who remembers these (we used to set the alarms so we wouldn't miss our flight to Jeffrey Epstein's private island)

This is how they print Trump's pics in Japan

They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi. HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS

incredible new trump photo

I won’t be the first or last person to say this. But “a footlong from subway could not inflict bodily harm” is some real famous last words shit

LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social

Just an all time insane game

FACTS about SNAP: -35% to white people (largest share) -90% to people born in 🇺🇸 -86% to households with kids -70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)

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With everything going on in the world today, please read this very important opinion piece.

happy 25th anniversary to stankonia for all those who celebrate

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Chewing Cum

[ripping a mother apart from her three children because she cleaned hotel rooms without the proper paperwork] This is just like Master Chief

@wdet.bsky.social has been playing a lot of D'Angelo bumper music lately and I'm all for it

This is dialogue from an I Think You Should Leave sketch

ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you DRACULA: aw that sucks WOLFMAN: that bites CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks DEVIL: that is so not cool MUMMY: that’s tearable ZOMBIE: what a rip off GHOST: boo

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

I hate this country so much man

Combine the sport with basketball

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Check out the 360 pass and the pass TO Donovan Mitchell, LOL. So egregious.