hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress

I mean, for the Fed Chairman to make a formal statement/accusation like this isn't just shocking, it's a real crisis in government.

holy shit dude

not ice on ICE violence 😩😭

i think responding to people protesting the cops executing people in the street for no reason by saying they are "taking the bait" is profoundly disrespectful

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens

uhhh… what in the fuck

This is a cartoon about housing.

ICE recruitment is going well.

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

I've noticed that ICE agents keep yelling "18 USC § 111" at people filming them. I'd like to see the memo they all got on that talking point, and I'd like to know who sent it. Filming ICE or alerting your neighbors to their presence doesn't violate § 111.

forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet

200 billion dollar valuation btw💀💀💀

Hey we heard you have executive dysfunction so we created a giant bureaucratic maze and we're gonna put your executive dysfunction meds at the end of it. maybe.

an american city is fully under siege by an occupying army that is supposedly an arm of its own government that army has already shot someone dead and is repeatedly threatening to do the same to anyone upset about its actions intolerable situation

This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia. Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.” Really listen to it.

I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland. Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.

"Hahaha" said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the seventeeth time that hour. "Fuck".

I cannot stress how distrubing it is to find out just how many peoples’ perfect partner is anything that can never disagree with them

my mom: you know, autism didn’t really exist when you were little also my mom: what do you want me to do with your complete vhs collection of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, remember when you made us buy you that when you were 12, you were obsessed with that show

at no point in this headline did i know what would happen next

spending this rainy Saturday doing chores, being cozy, & watching 30 Rock if you need me, no you don’t xx

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got your girl over here deleting posts because I might get kidnapped & executed by the secret police, this country is toast

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we’re still treating this behavior as if it’s normal, or will quickly return to normal with a little patience, but nothing about this is normal & it is not going to just snap back, ACT ACCORDINGLY

I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.

we no longer have a union, act accordingly

When Renee Good said "I'm not mad at you" what the ICE goon heard was "I'm not scared of you." That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.

This week: we execute a U.S. citizen. Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.” It's so transparent what's going on here.

I am also on my way to bitch

I planned to take a tolerance break during the month of Jan, but apparently the American government had other plans, so ahhh here we are man 😅

Kind of wild there has been almost no coverage of the fact that the federal government unleashed chemical weapons against literal kids *at school*. workdaymagazine.org/minneapolis-...

In case you've seen the story about “grok now only generates images for paid users”, it's untrue. Apparently everyone just reported it because… it was what grok told them 🤦🏼 www.theverge.com/news/859309/...

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred. It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become

“Uruguay did what most nations still call impossible: it built a power grid that runs almost entirely on renewables—at half the cost of fossil fuels. The physicist who led that transformation says the same playbook could work anywhere—if governments have the courage to change the rules.”

When we talk about intersectionality, this is a very literal representation of those compounded harms - both gendered violence and religious/ethnic violence. Ban Grok now.

me in my time machine when Walton Goggins takes the call from his agent about getting into commercials

this is not hyperbole, this is real, this is where we’re at, act accordingly

hahahaha the Peach Bowl’s looking like a red ass beat down

I keep thinking about how a young woman DoorDash driver was charged and hauled into court for recording and posting evidence of her customer sexually harassing her, while nothing is happening to the droves of men using Grok to sexually harass women and children. The institutions are pro-perpetrator.

This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!

fellas is it gay to eat cereal

he killed her because she wasn’t sufficiently scared of him, & boy, do they hate it when you aren’t scared of them, it’s the only reason they put on those uniforms