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This weeks coffee shop sketching, Pen and ink on A5.

It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great

meanwhile, in san marcos, texas: “The more we made the case that investing in surveillance tech like Flock diverts resources from what actually makes our community safer, the more folks with hesitations and even outright opposition came around.”

the year is 2040. gangs of transgender women run the streets. their lines of affiliation? which animal they self-describe as most often. the bunny girls have over 300 active hits out against the dog pack. the catgirl clan has built a walled fortress and do not allow anyone to enter or leave.

when other transgender women don't acknowledge me in public I combust

People on the website that only appeals to people with ADHD: “why does everybody think they have ADHD nowadays?”

the beauty of this website is that every morning you can wake up to a new bloody civil war with absolutely no indication whether it was incited by someone saying “silk boxers are mid” or “I believe you should be allowed to eat any dog under ten pounds”

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Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh

got some bad news today fellows, turns out I'm an inorganic byproduct of machinations

Always, ALWAYS listen to John Waters.

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"What a tool cynicism is to the corrupt, claiming the whole of creation is broken and fraudulent, and thus we are all excused to indulge in whatever sins we wish—for what's a little more unfairness, in this unfair world?”

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bro last night was an after school special on the dangers of peer pressure

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Sorry I rolled your boyfriend up into a little ball and I'm squeezing him because I'm stressed. He makes a stupid gay little noise every time i squeeze him. I also like throwing him against the wall and hearing him say ow. No I won't be turning him back to normal. Sorry.

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declining to complain about my boss berating me daily to hr because i “want to work within the existing system”

uncomfortable with things are not about you huh

Datamining Paper Mario: Color Splash reveals that Ludwig has an attack called the "Ludwig Bullet Kill Attack", where he kills Mario with bullets. Previously thought unused, it was now discovered that Ludwig will use it if Mario has no Tail stickers and is broke.

If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.

this is literally how it feels to be a #boy listening to #music

teens in youtube comment sections of 80s music are actually so real im listening to this shit like yooooo anyone ever hear this before?!?! yoooo!?!

A sneak peak into the development of indie games:

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arrived home to discover the pleasant silence in the back seat was caused primarily by my five year old writing “67” on her baby sister’s forehead with a ballpoint pen

if valve teamed up with kojima productions they would be making hideo gabes

I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.