lots of people need to understand that: 1-10 child 11-14 older child 15-17 sentient child 18-20 idiot adult 21-26 developing adult 27-36 developed adult 37-46 middle aged 47-60 older adult 61-70 advanced adult 71-80 old person 81-90 old codger 91-100 older old codger 101+ codger of codgers

godot review: awful

okay fuck it im going to start a new project

okay ive been thinking but don't tell anyone

cold take: dragon is not a real elemental type

Fa Ri Do La Si Ma Net Do Ni Pwana Voo Ri Net Pi Na So Mi Ma Ni Se Da Na Fun Su Low Ba

can we share a blanket together on the couch

if you are covered in a blanket no one can tell that you have a steam deck with you also if you are covered in a blanket no one can tell that you have a purse with you also if you are covered in a blanket no one can tell that you have two boobs with you gamers we should all have blankets

how can i put this on someone else's skin

GAMERS WE GOTTA SAVE THE FISHEES

i love reading ads for fire system components; they're very silly

very polite bug

gamers i don't think that my city understands that the strawberries have been ripe for over a month and so have the tomatos

if you were a dom would you invite your boymoder friend to the new years party and if so what would you do if she drank too much wine and then felt really awful but then vomited and was no longer full of wine so she started to drink more wine what would you do doms pls tell me i can be trusted

how to become angle

no way; spokane has a bsky acct so cool

white women ☕

>see post by someone using spammy tactics for engagement >check account to see if they do that all the time >they do but also they have another post >it's about complaining that their spam tactics are recognized by bluesky and how they're violating TOS 1/3

mmmm yea infest my organs u slutty worms lay ur eggs in me so that ur worm children can burrow out from my skin and turn me into worm nest and ummmm i mean ummmmm ummmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmm IM NORMAL DONT JUDGE ME

i love games with a shitload of various materials off the top of my head oxygen not included rimworld and dwarf fortress are all games with this. ONI unfortunately doesn't change texture/color between each material, but the mechanics are mostly good. Rimworld does well IMO but only has like 1/3

bwe! bwa! bwe bwe bwe!!! bwo :3

bitches im gonna do an MS teams meet i am capitalisiming so hard

uwu

whoever started the trend of advertising deodorant as "deo" can go fuck themselves.

you ever see someone in your discovery feed and see their name and pfp and just *know* what their acct is about and then you read the post and you're exactly right won't say what it is because i feel smart today and don't want to ruin my feed more by mentioning it, but you should be able to guess

OH SHIT

a feiendhsip is the only wsnio shop tjat woll neve risnk also the tistanic

watbi if i was laying in hte giras

hehehe it's drink time i love you bee drink never leave me hi ummm bee drink do you ummmmm want to ummmmmmmmmm go on a date or ummmmmm

friendship obtained see u later virgins

HELP HOW DID I FUCK UP

does anyone know how to seduct like what is stage two of seduction rn ive gotten phase one nailed down but idk how to proceed

i think we should break up

oh shit this is 6% abv that's like six times more than my other lambic drink

this mead is warming up on me

the whole "patron of truth and faith" shit peddled by kirk is kind of retarded when you consider that often they conflict with each other in over half of kirk's talking points

drink tastes better in bottle than cup aeration is crazy also yes im in the garden at midnight; you can join me if you'd like

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share to save them ignore and they perish

they call me the bush trimmer because i have trum many a bush

plans for rest of 2025 job interview job interview job interview job obtain october 31 date thanksgiving depression ask individual about prospect of new years eve date ask for srs for christmas have discussion about how i'm ungrateful for asking for srs for christmas for the fourth year in a row 1/2

plant

AAAAAAAAAAAA okay im making a comm sheet now yes i will pin it

bitches check this out i used a battery powered trimmer and cleared a spot for sitting on my bench only one spot for now but if someone special is around i might clear up the second if they want to sit together

got a wrench it has a spare hex nut in the side hole affixed with a piece of thread which is then locked in with heat fused thread tape i want to make unboxing videos rn but that requires having shit to unbox and i got no shit to unbox

i should make a commission sheet...

anyone want to be my sugar daddy or mommy yes this may just be a bait to try to get a free printer i'm also willing to run a findom/paypig deal and try to be financially dominant if you'd prefer

ohhhhh yeah come here you sweet little sex biscuit of a printer come into my unmarked white van we can become such friends

ima be real; that zohran guy has a pleasant voice and pace very pleasant to listen to

some people think i'm queer but i'm actually here