you can tell that german is a stupid language because "i love you" in it is literally just "schleeberdeesh" like wtf germans why are u so silly

despite being the most masochistic and most pathetically bitchless i am still somehow the most mentally stable in my current clique of three

valentines setup if anyone else wants to go on a date with me

anyone got any skyhooks

i fucking NEED to be on a boat on a trailer in the driveway drinking a beer with boat music on

TUMMY HURT

i need someone to carve their name into my skin >~<

they call me the vruchten hagelslut

i wanna scratch someone

yea it's over i fucked it up again

OMG I GOT MY VRUCHTEN HAGELSLAG

just ate a vitamin c tablet instead of eating an orange because i was too lazy to get any oranges i feel dirty

i swear to fucking god the internet has become significantly worse and harder to search on these past two years i am very upset about this >~<

would u still love me if i was a worm

i like to keep my wives color coded

*bleeds on you a little*

are you mommy

you ever try to break up with someone and then just fucking fail

how to stop having crush on the woman who wants to torture me alternatively what tips does anyone have for rizzing women who want to torture me

FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAID I LOOKED BETTER AFTER MY HAIRCUT JUST TALKED WITH SOMEONE AND SHE SAID I LOOKED LESS TORTURABLE MEANING ALL YOU OTHER BITCHES WERE LYING WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME ;—;

TURNS YOU INTO A COB

HOW IS SHE SO COOL

omg gamers she's so cool

happy worm Wednesday

what does it mean if the first thing someone says to me in six months is " fuck you <3 stupid bitch cunt " ummm help pls

when i'm saying sorry and sounding depressed, don't think of the ways in which i may think i have wronged you think of all of the wrongs that you don't know about and that i will avoid actively discussing instead

alcohol IS for the taste never let anyone tell you otherwise

does elixer sell their vanilla sugar in bulk i need to know

just ripping hella ass on Teams I don't even mute anymore ijdgaf atp

i need to make smth with some truffle salt

i love youuuu <3

dutch is so cool i wish there was a word for neem mij niet waar in english

what does it mean if someone tells me that my only purpose is to satisfy women pls advise

i am mildly tempted to just steal random dutch posts i see and post them without context or knowledge of what i mean as a bit but also it might make someone mad at me or it might break some TOS that i don't want to fuck with

does anyone else just nuzzle their face into their pillow

how to get dommy mommy gf pls help

what if someone called me a kaaskop <3

if you look like this DM me immediately

what would happen if i was a bad girl

sleeby -w-

how do i tell when to go to tier two flirts furthermore can asking someone out for valentines be done at tier two pls advise

would you still love me if i had abandonment issues

had a coffee today and it had me feeling incredibly energized and social and then it wore off and i feel antisocial and sleepy and irritable why the fuck did it do this what did i do that made it affect my mood for once

wakey wakeyyyyy WAKE UP WAKE THE WORM UP, ITS THE HOLY DAY OF WORM, ITS THE DAY OF TURNING SOIL, WIGGLING AND WORMING AND SQUIRMING ITS MOTHERWORMING WORM WEDNESDAY! WOOOORM WEDNESDAAAAY!!!! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ HAPPY WORM WEDNESDAY EVERYONE! WIGGLE AROUND AND SQUIRM ITS THE DAY OF WORM!!! ❤️‍🔥🪱🐛🪱🐛🪱❤️‍🔥

*gives u a waffle* am i need to breed wife material yet pls advise

what if we kissed >~<

so sleebyy

i was talking with beepatrix from bluesky and she gave a tip on solving my conundrum of chair and ottoman separating i didn't have duct tape though but i did have a length of sex rope to use (i have no sex so it usually just sits around), but i needed to steal different chair legs for it 1/3