This has to be a skit right? I couldn’t write something that on the nose if I tried

Krishnan Guru Murthy, "Isn't it a bit insulting to say to an Indian doctor who is working 60-70 hours a week that in order to get settled status he's got to volunteer?" Rachel Reeves, "We want people to contribute if they come to our country" Labour have gone utterly bonkers

if I were a C++ programmer who regularly said the borrow checker is unnecessary, I would also not have subtle race conditions and segfaults

When I pay for something from my local super market through apple pay and I get the notification back, because the street is “Bloomfield street” and it gets cut off, it says “bloomfie” 🤩

I’ve listened to underscores and torr both 1925 times in the last ~300 days

i gotta say, it was incredibly good timing that the ST-Link caught fire *right* as Steve and Bryan were being asked a question about how "your management style is that you treat your employees like grownups"

genuinely impossible to derive anything from this that isn’t racist lol

Im going to lay on the floor for the rest of this conversation if thats ok

This is peak young white guy rightists

"started Christianity"

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

my physics professor wrote "e^(algebra) = group" on the board one day and did not elaborate

Called it

*me trying to make everyone mad* uhhhh lebron is even a union member??!?!!?

it's okay to be cis ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

im still obsessed with this www.costarastrology.com/why-haskell/

evergreen

In awe of how nightmarish a pitch this is

Ahahaha ahahahahahahahhaha hahahaha fuck yeah Comrade Fukuyama.

I had some issue with arrayvec, so I tried using staticvec (which as it turns out doesn't compile anymore), and now I can't remember my initial issue with arrayvec to figure out if it's worth trying again

I had some really cool ideas planned for this but GDScript's EBNF grammar is "for reference purposes" so I don't think they take their language very seriously docs.godotengine.org/en/stable/en...

This thread lol github.com/actions/runn...

our current system of submitting resumes into an endless void is bad enough that pretty much any alternative would be preferable at this point. you want me to participate in an ARG to get an interview? sure why not. solve the riddles of a fey creature without giving away my name? worth a shot

As it turns out ~10 authors colluded to do this intentionally as a parody of another author

There’s this text based browser game I played once maybe a year ago, where you just have two choices (bodymode vs girlmode) which you get asked repeatedly until the game ends and I can’t find it anymore :(

Tweets from the future: I stopped PC Gaming because my graphics card was contributing to the New Zealand Energy Crisis of 2026 (I had to pay a $500 power bill despite rolling blackouts) (Thanks Luxon)

It's probably technically correct that I am the person in Wellington who knows the most about the CPython VM (at least in some part because it's a small city, and I don't think anyone else cares about it lol)

another long day of blowing up objects with my mind!!! now it's time for bed

I was sitting in traffic yesterday, and just thinking about how few buses it would take to fit everyone

*ahem* liberals (please clap)

lotta "leftists" really went mask off with the whole "slurs for robots" thing

everyone lies to each other genius it's called abstraction

You aren't using social media correctly unless you post at least one thing that's harmless but mildly ill-advised.

I have a paper for you to read: people.csail.mit.edu/nickolai/pap...

Waiting for Godot: The Hunt for Godot is the recently announced newest installment of the Godotverse. The long awaited sidequel follows Godot's adventures during the events of the original play.

no ur right this is why rust is slower than C

tho tbf most of the package management issues that pop up would have been entirely mitigated if programming languages didnt have ambient authority for everything. a simple codegen library shouldn't have network or file system access, for example.

starting to think its mother mightve taken tylenol but not sure

did your mother take tylenol when she was pregant by any chance

I cause autism

Annoying that my life improves iff I put effort in to it. If putting in effort didn’t help that would almost be nicer since I could abdicate responsibility, but I can’t since it does

There’s a site I use and it doesn’t display every entry for a certain category immediately so if I want the newest content I have to fiddle with object access through the url, it’s very strange

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

The Anti HR Circlejerk is less about having bad behavior in the office and more about pretending to not know how your fucking workplace works so you can get mad at the women you think have too much power

LitRPG is such a funny genre in that it’s not particularly unusual for 5000 words in a single uninterrupted block to be dedicated to planning rpg style builds and that’s seen as relatively normal

Obsidian graph images are the red string and corkboard of our generation

i had just gotten finished talking about having type 1 diabetes with mine and then we moved on to talking abt hrt and i mentioned how i cant remember if i took my estrogen shot this week cuz i take a lot of injections and he asked me what else im injecting and i told him insulin and he looked guilty

she's obsessed with me 😂 #SophieCoolWife

Im falling for the “your life is over if you ain’t done shit” propaganda at the age of 22, help