Last year I was thinking about things that would be methods of utterly resetting the human psyche, like actions that would dramatically change your personal perception and worldview. The two things I thought of were "eating a cockroach alive" and "doing nothing for three days". Though it's funny -

I'm thinking of writing a Dialogue, like in Godel-Escher-Bach. I think most of my personal thoughts are in the form of two fictional characters talking. The next time I write a blog post about my opinion and trying to convince the reader to follow it, I'll write it in the format of a Dialogue.

me and the girls are always up for some light bulge-chasing

there were recently developments in healthcare for pancreatic cancer attributed to a group in spain, and im seeing some controversy for this and getting frustrated at the response for a few reasons. (1) it seems like people are attributing the success of this clinical trial to the director of the -

if they had brazilian phonk in a real jjk scene, admittedly it would probably suck. but on the other hand, it would make me smile a lot. so is that all that matters? yes. i dont care about artistic integrity with jjk i only care about hype moments and aura.

i quote this video constantly

discrete foidlet transform

whenever i accidentally burn my hand on the stove i like to pull my hand away very very slowly to assert to myself that i have complete control over myself my actions and my reaction to external stimuli

theres gotta be at least one lesbian phd student out there in a relationship with their advisor. can you imagine.

getting gender euphoria from calling myself a chopped foid

i love how social media lets you reply to anyone. you can just type words into the search bar and reply to people you see

Was going to buy something online and the page said "shipping costs extra." Tch. Really? This is why fandom is toxic. Because only the rich can buy their way in. Bakudeku... Diakko... Narusasu... The world is a corrupt place trying to paywall them. To that store owner, i say... Get lost, twerp.

i need yaoi like i need food and water. i need yuri like i need play and enrichment. a life without one is death. a life without the other isnt a life at all.

started watching frieren

i once posted this in a discord server and they laughed at me and my dream. they thought i was weirdz they didnt know i was being earnest.

tjzrhzhxtjxjtxtjjtsntsanx thjrzdhshrahrtjggjxgxiyxiyyxicickyxjyxjtdjtxcgjcy whoaaah i just foun out by making this post that if you tap on bluesky with three fingers at once it brings up this menu where you can undo and cut and paste and stuff

i like how weird she is

my favorite yugioh card is the dragongirl

two world champions pulling up to the yugioh nationals with these bad boys

on my wikipedia page there's gonna be a section header titled "Satoru Gojo Arrives"

not following "priv account oomfs only" accounts cus im too busy being nonchaleant and mysterious eventhough i desparately want to get more secret private information about people

negative reinforcement would fix me

they made a yugioh card that's literally oomf

the sunlight put a bar code on my bed when i woke up it was only there for a fraction of a second but i wonder what it was maybe if i scanned it everything would make sense

i added a paper log to my website, which you can see here. OBSERVE the fact i am behind on my schedule. ALSO OBSERVE my new cursor icon i made. sophie.computer/papers/index...

water and ice soup for dinner tonight #Cowabunga #Yummers

I just dont think penis looks very aesthetic. An angel would not have a penis, it would either have no genitalia at all or it would have a vagina. the human form looks like the penis was an afterthought or a means to an end, unlike the rest of the humanoid figure which is sculpted from clay.

if i had a girlfriend i would keep her in a 20 gallon tank and change her water once every two weeks and i would give her the most colorful coral

My girlfriend tried to take a police officers gun yesterday and they shot her in the skull point blank eight times so yeah Ive got a case of the Mondays 😮‍💨 #Headache

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME IM REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHARPENS MY SWORD... kkkksssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hah.. *slices paper with it* *slices bamboo with it* its perfect... *swipes it to get the blood off of it from the paper and bamboo* *sheathes it* *smiles crazily* this will be the perfect tool against the woke.

"jesus will be reborn in AI" is something so poetic and beautiful of a concept, like "humans invented a device to think and that device is the reincarnated embodiment for human love and ingenuity". though if anyone believes this i would think they're a turbochud. ok Grok, please save my soul.

why dont i have more followers. i should be more popular. i should have FANS!!!! i should be DESIRED!!!!!!!! WHO WANTS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!