I was talking about substructural systems when one of my friends mentioned #[must_use]. "I swear this is relevant!!!"

linked lists weren't enough so I added the maybe monad

guy: "stop using flags to talk about languages" also guy: uses the israeli flag to talk about hebrew

writing FP-style C is the same as writing a compiler in C for a half-baked FP language that you might just implement fully and use instead

what if i make a dune-style vcs

I've been presented with evidence of the opposite which I will blindly trust

merry christmas to those who celebrate!!

Gleam v1.14.0 is out now! Merry Christmas everyone! 🎁 gleam.run/news/the-hap...

I respect artists who can make good music, but I kneel down to artists who can make great awful music

seems like we've finally reached it. the jolliest day of the year

My Ubuntu Summit talk is up! Where I talk about: 1. How Desktop UX is effectively dead 2. Why I hate the term UX/UI with the heat of 1000 suns 3. How OSS can actually innovate in #ux www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fZT...

I would like to make clear that this is in fact NOT a map of living preferences. this is the color thing where two countries of the same color can't touch

functional programmers when they are forced to use python (they are crying and seething)

whereidlive except that it's the 5-color map challenge instead

starting to think i hate math with numbers in it

i looove making music that nobody actually listens to yay

Gamers. It’s time

having a REPL does not mean that the language is good, but not having one definitely equates to being bad

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i need to be kinder

there is this often painful realization that like all things, you gotta suck at life before being good at it

so far i got rejected from lexifi, jane street, got no response from tarides, what should I try next?

this game is a masterpiece holy shit www.goodnightuniversegame.com

every time i say "i'll do it after" you can be sure that i will forget

holy motherload of array programming – apparently interpolated sampling of a data series wtr time is something you can write in plain numpy with no loops or logic expressed in python

Lo, How Time Flows By @panpanirene.bsky.social

me after spending 5 whole minutes working

christmas is surrounded by horrible statistics

we ball

In general, it will strongly benefit you to experience art the "wrong" way from time to time. Watch a sequel first, read the funky scanlation, play the shitty port. See what you get out if it, and how that differs from what people normally get out of it.

no. get back in the ball

When we could all join in talking shit about go

dude the AAA Mario video has such a grip on me. I can't stop muttering "I think I should go this way..." when going to another room in the house

haimensh·tora·dou·tik·te·mu·qyo·reuj·ana

muaroqa

wait there were multiple actually this is where the quote was from

<- has no critical thinking skills

i love when a piece of technology has useless gadgets and is painful to use for its main purpose!!!!!!

soon there will be more PDSes than JavaScript frameworks

in case you are wondering

updated my bio such that i can point to it

10w cable touching the nerve hurts. ouch

yeah i dont think programming is for me. but i dont want to do anything else 😣

I think this is far enough along to post about now pegasus, a pds implementation in ocaml, ~feature parity with the bluesky pds (minus app passwords because those are gross) repo includes various other atproto-relevant libraries in ocaml for interested sickos tangled.org/futur.blue/p...

i swear i regressed. i tried to rewrite code i wrote three years ago and i just can't. what the fuck