Mute term “Cinnabon”

This iPhone update sucks. Why on earth would you make the buttons transparent and endlessly animated?

Imagine being Columbia University or CBS News and realizing you have less dignity and fewer principles than Republican Indiana state Senators.

It is a constant struggle.

Monsters ball

Shai reaction meme when!

We have a volunteer fire station nearby and they just sounded the alarm. #dogsofbluesky

lol, just got an email from BlueSky that a post was taken down for “violating our community guidelines related to Respectful Discourse” but I have no idea what the hell post it was or what I said, so great job Safety team, you’re continuing to nail it

No one told me that therapy ponies are a thing.

lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/

"there's a new serif in town"

You will notice nobody is mad at MacKenzie Scott. (Well, maybe Jeff Bezos.) It would be very easy to be a billionaire people did not hate.

‘Come North!’ Canada Makes Play for H-1B Visa Holders With New Talent Drive www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/w...

I’ll tell you what the first class they teach in high school and again in college should be though: How much $150,000 actually is, never mind with predatory interest.

You guys! Ever since we put up this #saguaro skeleton platform with the quail block (bird seed), I have been wanting THIS to happen. Volume up... and wait for it! PS My thoughts: "young."

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

Why’d they call it Death by Lightning when Garfield and Friends was right there

Quentin Tarantino and Paul Dano

No idea, but that fucker had better giddy the fuck up.

🎶 I’m a survivor, I ain’t gon’ give up 🎶

We are now up to three total shitshow senate primaries (Texas, Michigan, and Maine). Kirsten Gillibrand is the head of the DSCC and her literal job is to prevent this. but instead, she’s been spending her time criticizing Zohran. She needs to go, both as DSCC head and from the senate entirely imo

Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.

Whenever I see the Rams box score with T.Ferguson all I can think of is Norm McDonald doing Burt Reynolds on "Celebrity Jeopardy."

For reasons completely unrelated to any opinions about regulatory policy, a Day 1 executive order here in the US should be ending every government agency account on X. Just delete them all, plain as that. For the same reason the US government need not have accounts on Stormfront or 4chan.

Elon musk 800 times a day for 3 weeks after walking through a plate glass door: have you noticed that plate glass doors are woke?

fam our government is a fucking fascist wax museum

Rear view camera

For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B. I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.

I think of today’s purveyors of a whiny, entitled “masculinity” in light of the scene in The Godfather where Johnny Fontane is crying that he didn’t get a part in a movie, going “what do I do, what do I do?,” and Vito slaps him, saying “you could act like a man!” My how times have changed.

My son woke up wanting to tell me all about an icicle he saw on our car. I indulged his enthusiasm because I wanted to have a good morning. Then we got outside & voila! it was there, hanging on a rear tire panel. I was impressed! And in that moment he took it off the car & put it in his mouth smh

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Oh man, I could really get behind this. Those who leave tangles of fishing line beside the river are without honor. Those who toss baggies of dog poo into the bushes at the park will never see Sto-vo-kor.

i think to understand the meaning of the birthright citizenship clause to the framers of the 14th amendment, you have to understand significance of dred scott to the civil war republican party. dred scott wasn't just a bad ruling, it was understood as a rejection of the declaration itself.

One thing about KC, they know how to make an entrance at World Sevens 🕺

I wrote for @theatlantic.com about the NFL's baffling scoreboard mystery: Why has a game never ended 36-23? Join me (via gift link!) on this @nflscorigami.bsky.social quest w/help from @jonbois.bsky.social, Dave Mattingly, some Scorigami-loving academics, and more www.theatlantic.com/science/2025...

a story only josh could write.

The @nytimes.com whose journalist was also recently exposed in similar circumstances. He buried important stories for a subject/friend and was outed when his Epstein emails became public That's two high profile journalists from elite outlets caught burying or purposely slanting their coverage

And suppressed critical information about the child murderer in question she possesed during the campaign and confirmation hearings! And wrote a farcical (but widely defended by other media weasels) puff piece about Trump while encouraging her undisclosed sext partner to endorse him!

A heroin addict who writes bad porn poetry says eliminating the Hepatitis B vaccine will make kids healthier. Medical experts say it will kill thousands of innocent children. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to believe.

Calling it now that she'll eventually end up at CBS www.wsj.com/business/med...

REPUBLICAN MAYOR IN KANSAS FACING DEPORTATION OVER VOTER FRAUD Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for. Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

It still upsets me that that they missed the best possible opportunity to title this card "First Contact"

a lovely obituary but this in particular really got me

All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.

no