it’s honestly astonishing in this day and age when republicans experience consequences for their actions

As Bluesky becomes the "New Twitter" (positive) and the "New Twitter" (derogatory), just keep in mind that one day in the future this administration is going to so something terrible related to this place and the Bluesky Leadership Team is ABSOLUTELY going to fully cooperate and fuck people over

the boy is home from school today and he wanted to watch GHOSTBUSTERS and so we’re watching ghostbusters. a few thoughts. i have not watched this in a minute and have kind of forgotten how (charmingly) shaggy this movie this is. also, hello annie potts 👀 and a special hello to sigourney weaver 👀👀

let me note that one of the actual tests here is going to be 'what do people pushing these ideas want for their own children' and I will bet you a lot of money that the answer is 'the elite university model of Harvard et al' not 'learning through AI slop'

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Posting up in the produce section selling loosie Yukes out of my personal bags for $1.99 a pound. They keep threatening to call the cops if I don’t stop using the scale but I’m gonna make em drag me out.

Un-presidented brass band at city hall in Portland tonight celebrating the release of their clarinet player from federal custody

Republicans: “Stop calling us Nazis just because you disagree with us.” *Elon Musk Nazi salutes* Young Republican group: “I love Hitler.” This Congressman’s office:

I am taking to the streets to protest this signing on Saturday. Who’s with me

Feeling very validated in not caring about protein today

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Are they counting on people old enough to remember Romney’s presidential runs being too riddled with dementia or dead to remember that this absolutely never happened

the never trumpers have repeated this bullshit so much that some people believe it

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

Remember when Alex Pareene predicted this after Charlottesville in 2017 www.splinter.com/charlottesvi...

this damn team has existed since 1920

Happy Columbo day to those who celebrates.

common sense rules of the internet: 1. never do an interview with @ichotiner.bsky.social 2. never bet with @jdcmedlock.bsky.social 3. never attempt to dunk on @dieworkwear.bsky.social

$15M dead cap for the chiefs to cut butker btw

No Context NBA Preseason

This is such an astoundingly bad idea that I kinda think it’s a false flag or an op of some sort Merits aside, it is insanely easy to be caught if you do this and the punishment for doing this is much more severe than you’d guess. (@faineg.bsky.social often writes on stuff like this)

Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.

Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that?

"Go ahead and ratio me, it's a badge of honour!" Lol no, block here works really well. Bye, Felicia.

Ratio you? Why would I bother?

Jenkins is maga. Fuck her

thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all

I’d rather live in peace than rest in peace

This is getting directly to the trust issue, and is a demonstration that they understand a bill with their ask isn’t enough for them to believe their ask will be respected.

The far-left "Kamala would be have been no better than Trump" crowd really needs to fuck off forever.

What’s very notable to me is that it’s against IL state law for local & state police to assist in immigration enforcement. That cop & any others involved should be fired. People in Buffalo Grove should be organizing to get that done.

sherman, for the love of god!

ughhhhhhhhhhhh. gotta say i’m pretty fucking tired of cool people dying too young while every demon lives to 150. rip

In the original Broadway cast of Hair, 1968 (photo by Richard Avedon)

Look, I don’t know if AG Sulzberger has an alibi for these kitten murders or not, but I do know that it looks like social media is asking a lot of questions and that means the New York Times has no choice but to write about it. Their rules, not mine. Sorry.

Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.

US beef prices have now reached a record high.

As a god-fearing, tax-paying American I simply should not have to know who Jack Posobiec and Benny Johnson are.

Used to give people loans but I lost interest

people are going to post AI slop...sometimes they just do not realize it at the time and have the good graces to delete it but if they are told and keep posting it your safest action is just to block them because they will continue to spread it

Happy Friday to you guys

With receipts! www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/o...

Meanwhile in #Portland

Paul Ingrassia, Trump’s nominee to lead the office investigating Jack Smith, has recently been investigated for harassing a colleague, Politico reports. “Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him..”

Arkansas 😜