"Thank you! Thank you, Mr. Jackboots"

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One thing we haven't tried with ICE is massively increasing their funding with no oversight or accountability. I mean we've tried it several times, many many many times, but what I'm suggesting is: Maybe we should try it again

He's also not afraid to admit: A(ba)CAB

Retreating publicly so your inner circle starts tearing itself apart and your own senators are calling for resignations while simultaneously doubling down on a pogrom that turned your strongest-polling issue into a liability that has you underwater with whites and men: That's the Art of the Deal

One Butthole After Another

Footage of Bovino fleeing Minneapolis

Thinking today of this one from @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

blink twice if you're skeeting under duress

Man the fuck up and start protecting your people. Tell your state police to start arresting these criminals. Mobilize the Guard and tell them they are to take NO orders from a demented tyrant who is executing innocents in the street. You swore a fucking oath to the Constitution.

"Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children. We've got mountains of baby shoes to prove it."

This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure

‘Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’

The Unfuckables

Obergruppenführer Stephen Miller never dreamed that middle-aged white guys in Vikings jackets would be screaming "Nazi pieces of shit" at his goons as they chased them away.

I’d respond by deploying the Minnesota National Guard to arrest every single ICE fuck and rendition them to an undisclosed duck blind in the north country, but that’s just me.

people upset about this just don't understand the classic distinction between tragedy and comedy: tragedy is when your car brushes against my pant leg at 5mph; comedy is when I shoot you three times in the face and kill you babylonbee.com/news/minneso...

love this guy's Walter Sobchak vibes

no one: the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage

I love my home state

Talking Pork Chop Reinvents "The Jewish Question" For 90s Kids

It's nothing everyone doesn't already know, but ICE/CBP guys know they can do whatever they want. They're the absolute dregs of the Violence Worker Community, not trained for anything like what they're doing, out of their depth, all that. But it starts with them knowing they won't face consequences.

these guys aren't pretending to offer Greenlanders or any of their neoimperialist victims freedom or equality or self-determination. they're just offering to consume them and despoil their land of natural resources. An earlier generation of Americans would have hung them at nuremberg for it

oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]

Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population

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The greatest thing about what cbs news is doing right now is she thinks it’s cool and punk rock: she thinks putting an Epstein list member intellectual in a tv debate on “Socialism: Bad or What?” up against David Limbaugh is like making Sid and Nancy the hosts of the Johnny cash show

It’s the entire point. There’s no plan to make this meaningful for students. No plan to use it administratively. Its design and implementation signals its only real intent. It’s best and easiest use case is for systematic harassment and to scare faculty into complying in advance.

Criterion should release a Coen brothers box set with commentaries by Rod

Just remember what kind of man you're celebrating today: theonion.com/dick-van-dyk...

Klute is a Thanksgiving movie

BRIAN BILLICK???? www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOL2...

Kṛṣṇa walking down the street Touching me with lotus feet Going to talk to Radharani Going to ask her for her money

Kṛṣṇa walking down the street Touching me with lotus feet Going to talk to Radharani Going to ask her for her money

Wait WHAT

completely artless, ignorant hogs who only socialize with other artless, ignorant hogs in 1% wealth social circles, suggesting everyone wants a robot that can take over creating art for them so they can optimize their productive workday. this is the pitch.

Analysis | The Epstein revelations have roiled Trump’s base. Here’s how many kids worldwide his administration will have to starve to win the base back.

Orson Welles: big fan of John Landis

Aimee Mann's boyfriend from the "Voices Carry" video has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

daylight saving time the moment you start feeling halfway decent about life