Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into

The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe

I am not the corpse of my old hopes. I am alive i am changing i am always new.

sorry man i do not want to upgrade my productivity in fact downgrade my shit make me less efficient who the fuck cares the economy isn't real

the Poster's Mantra

if i was a bear my work would be stream and my commute would be forest

Probably goes without saying but I am in full support of NSFW art and artists having freedom of expression and to do so as a part of their livelihood. Just because *this* account is SFW doesn't mean I don't support it!

Are...are we not allowed to even wish for things anymore? Do they think we have magical powers??? Like "you musnt wish such a thing! Your will shapes reality and will pull down demons from the stars to be her unmaking!" 1. Awesome. 2. I don't think that works

"Are you winning, Edouard"

Guardei isso por muito tempo.

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

so the thing about all this is: yes, it’s unjust that a pink polo white guy gets ROR in a situation when a black person would have likely been brutalized or worse, WHICH IS WHY PINK POLO WHITE GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD RISK THIS STUFF

hannah cairo solving an unsolved mathematical problem at 17 years old and legions of transphobic and misogynistic men not even in math far more concerned and in an uproar over her being a trans girl sort of tells you where the wind is blowing for the 21st century

I’m sick so I haven’t been able to reply yet but our business got its first production partnership inquiry and I am flooded with all the happy tears🥹🥲

This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.

“Monsters are the patron saints of imperfection.”- @realgdt.bsky.social Happy Anniversary to my very favorite saints, the #CreatureCommandos.

I wish i wasnt such a joyless fuck about popculture!! I *want* to enjoy things. I *WANT* to have fun. But so many things leave me cold or bored. I see the shape of the capitalism structure strangling the shit out of human expression and i get in a bad mood.

I gotta say though, none of the truly innovative and weird and exciting stuff is made by any of the big pop culture power houses of media and industry. The game changers are queer disabled weirdos working on mind blowing projects in their living rooms with their queer weird friends.

spending a few hours in a haunted bookstore might not fix me but i feel like i should probably check

It always gets lost in media depictions of small-town USA and our national political discourse, but it's important to remember: Rural life in the USA isn't just flag-waving blue-collar white people! There are so many other cultural stories in those communities and they deserve way more attention.

Before buzzballs if a beverage was served in an orb it was generally safe to assume it was healthful

*patting you back into the dugout* way to retain a sense of love and wonder in a world besotted by horrors, good shit bro

Someday we'll find it The rainbow connection The broken the beaten and the damned.

🔵🟡🔴 soul meets body 🔴🟡🔵

More Twain quotes from the Chernow biography. In private correspondence, at least, the dude did not hold back on his contempt for religion: “If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.” “There has been only one Christian. They caught Him and crucified Him early.”

one of the many great things about being married to your best friend is that you both have a built in permanent complaints department in each other. we are constantly like "babe you wanna hear some stupid bullshit i'm mad about" and the answer is always yes

This guy just stole my hamburger. So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down

Literally everyone involved in stupid pointless HP projects #DontFundHate

The NYTimes is propaganda. Every time you click or share links, you're feeding the machine. Knock it off! 🚫

Things everyone in their 30s should know: - The day Robert Palins shot me down was also the night the skeletons came to life - They came from under the ground and from all over - The bones are the skeletons' money. In our world bones equal $$$ - That's why they're coming to get bones from you 🧵

Less than two years ago, an Israeli airstrike on a hospital in Gaza city merited a multi-day news cycle, with international outrage forcing Israel to issue denials and launch an absurd but ultimately successful attempt to muddy the waters with dubious theories about Gazans bombing themselves.

I hope good things happen soon (for me, for others)

Bees are actually unseelie, dude. What do you mean honey never spoils. That's witchcraft. They are in league with otherworldly forces and we've all just agreed not to talk about it.

I think Webster Dictionary’s word of the year for 2025 is going to be enshittification

I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary

boyfriend is home and WOW I forgot how hot they are

Dean Cain is one of the worst Superman anyway

This is the best group I highly recommend

Also worth noting: They’re killing the media industry *first*. Techbros have been very clear that their goal is to put as many people out of work as possible. This is nothing more or less than an attack by the 1% upon the rest of us that, if left unchecked, will crash the global economy.

One thing that doing creative work teaches you is that ideas are worth nothing. Anybody can have an idea. In a writers room you have to come up with a hundred ideas a day, and most of those don’t make the page. It’s the work of making something that gives it value. The patina of humanity.

life is mean to shiny things sometimes

I hope that all the dads taking their kids to see #Superman realize that Clark became the strong, kind, selfless man who saved the world because he had a loving, supportive, and emotionally available father.

List of resources in the thread ❤️🖤🤍💚