May all of your bajas be blasted

I didn't eat that much (I never do) and I only made the potatoes and crescent rolls, whyyyy am I so sleepy??

remember, folks,

thinking of her today

WAP includes “gobble” in the lyrics, WAP is a Thanksgiving song

Soon

NO MORE. no one tell me anything else, i am done hearing things

Absolutely zonked

The definition of a murderer’s row

Absolutely zonked

oh word?

If you have a problem with trans women, trans men, or trans people of any make or gender, then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate

@markspan.bsky.social remember when we replaced the Taurus's alternator(?) in the AZ parking lot & that aggro dude in a truck got mad because he thought the employees were helping us but not him? Good times lol

🗣 DAMN YOU'RE FINE

i will never escape this one stupid ad: a quick thread

The Big Wazowski

[Jafar from Aladdin enunciating slowly voice] Labubu

Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski

Soju is sooooo good

Never beating the "actually a cat" allegations

Never beating the "actually a cat" allegations

I miss when this shit was illegal in IL

Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)

*my dog snoring Me: awww Ohmygosh how precious *my s.o snoring Me *grabs bat from under the bed

Anniversary roses from @markspan.bsky.social one for each year we've been married 🥰

Alt: A photo of Columbo with a large pad of paper edited behind him. On the paper it says "Columbo" in all caps down the left side as a mnemonic device. C - compliment suspect, O - offer support, L - look around, U - under-dress, M - mention relative, B - be hyper-vigilant, O - one more thing.

Definitely nowhere near 6-7 dozen because my cookie press is impossible to use

I have apparently committed myself to making 6-7 dozen cookies today 🥲

Nuh nuh nuh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh nuhhh nuhh nuhhh nuhhhh

The best time for Durbin to retire was 20 years ago, the second best time is right fucking now. Not at the end of his term, now.

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

me volunteering to cook thanksgiving dinner vs me cooking thanksgiving dinner

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

i saw a tiktok about how wanging chung in childhood is a sign of demonic possession and i can't stop thinking about it

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

She's so cute I can't handle it 💜

I’ve been giggling at this all morning

Football Chant Therapy For Men (With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir) www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

My phone spent the entire day downloading and installing a year's worth of updates one after another just to fuck up my pull-down menu and make everything look ugly 🥲

People who hate Zohran and everything he stands for: Now that Zohran has won, the most effective thing he can do is betray all of his principles

Thursday! What a concept!

Imagine saying this in a court of law and expecting anyone to take you seriously. All while you and your coworkers are committing ACTUAL violence against people in this country.

Good morning, the sun is shining, Dick Cheney is dead, and Mamdani is going to beat Cuomo! It's gonna be a great day!

Lex 🐶 Senior male Shiba Inu mix Adoptable from Camp Companion (Rochester, MN) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lex-79161779/mn/rochester/camp-companion-mn245/