Did you drink enough water today? If not, it's after 10pm so don't drink a bunch now, wait until tomorrow, unless you wanna piss the bed (no judgment)

googling "mental breakdown signs and symptoms"

everyone should have better opinions

Think you can beat my ‘normal’ score, huh? german.millermanschool.com

I'm not gonna contribute to the "worst city" discourse because I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings, I'm just being a really nice person to everyone in Baltimore, New Haven, & Dover (DE), my heart truly goes out to them. It's not their fault

Best airport I've been to: Vancouver, BC, Canada, even though I was pulled out of line & interrogated lol 2nd place: Stockholm (Arlanda), Sweden. They have portraits of ABBA painted on the walls (I don't even like ABBA, don't tell Sweden or they won't let me back in)

Confession: I still haven't seen the Barbie movie

just said "sorry" to myself for getting distracted from what I was doing

Can anyone connected to North London religious Judaism help me out? Just found a library of Hebrew religious texts (Talmud, rabbinic commentary, book of prayers, etc), maybe 30 nice hard cover books overflowing a public bin. Is there anyone who could use this I can give it to?

I went to Petty Island and everyone already knew me 💅

On the train, 2 white ladies are talking about Sinners & the main one talking said, softly, “white people.” Other lady: what? First Lady: (Loudly) WHITE PEOPLE

Do mimes get mad if they find out they were muted on here

Probably not controversial but everyone who gets behind the wheel of a BMW suddenly forgets how to drive I can prove this if someone will buy me a BMW

Probably not controversial but everyone who gets behind the wheel of a BMW suddenly forgets how to drive I can prove this if someone will buy me a BMW

i’m evil (complimentary) but some of y’all are evil (derogatory)

A woman came up to me just to compliment my hair, that’s a Win for me & curly hair today

I didn't drink enough water today Need more hydratemaxxing in my life

Do mimes get mad if they find out they were muted on here

Think you can beat my ‘normal’ score, huh? german.millermanschool.com

Having a Great Friday

I didn't drink enough water today Need more hydratemaxxing in my life

A woman came up to me just to compliment my hair, that’s a Win for me & curly hair today

[Barbie] Girl, clam down

cheese whiz goes on cheesesteaks, OP/bot. so it's a cheese by default.

[Barbie] Girl, clam down

Currently weighing which (correct yet possibly unpopular?) opinion I should post to make me the Main Character

cheese whiz goes on cheesesteaks, OP/bot. so it's a cheese by default.

people LOVE doing this with conservatives, saying their bigotry must be mental illness no it isnt. they are bad selfish people. you can be completely mentally sound and a selfish asshole, its unfortunately a real problem!

a jail for straits

So, recently, I briefly met someone I knew online who I found very annoying online and it turns out they're also very annoying in real life too

In 2018 I did jury duty with a woman who asked us who the president was, because she truly did not know, & then asked if he was any good. Kinda jealous of someone who doesn’t know who donald trump is tbh

A lot of people both on here and in the political world think this is just going to go away and they really do misunderstand how the base actually feels

If you’re sick, a fairy-type creature should descend into your kitchen & cook you meals so you don’t have to This will be part of my platform when I run for president

So, recently, I briefly met someone I knew online who I found very annoying online and it turns out they're also very annoying in real life too

“Hasan this Hasan that” if y’all want to go after someone who objectively sucks and is trying to gain influential political power with democrats GRAHAM NAZI TATTOO PLATNER IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE

Just now realizing during a convo with a friend that I always feel weird & have a hard time telling people I miss them, wonder what that's about

Currently weighing which (correct yet possibly unpopular?) opinion I should post to make me the Main Character

If you’re sick, a fairy-type creature should descend into your kitchen & cook you meals so you don’t have to This will be part of my platform when I run for president

I have never listened to a podcast

reminds me of one of my favorite google maps find: the Prince of Nuremberg, Pennsylvania

okay so Chili from TLC apparently being maga is breaking my heart T-Boz, it all depends on you now

imo this is a bottle gavin newsom opened and it's bad for lgbtq people's rights

I am psychic and my future posts are amazing

Just saw a comment on here that used the word "overeducated" as an insult and man, if that isn't part of what got us all Here in the first place... "How DARE you know more Things than me!!"

okay so Chili from TLC apparently being maga is breaking my heart T-Boz, it all depends on you now

Just saw a comment on here that used the word "overeducated" as an insult and man, if that isn't part of what got us all Here in the first place... "How DARE you know more Things than me!!"

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

Charlie Brown died. Good grief counselling is available.

sneezing while eating is some bullshit my body is trying to kill me version 453829