Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/

Would you buy furniture from a store called Unpainted Huffines? bsky.app/profile/hear...

come on he can't look like that. You can't be buying the Pedo Ranch and look like a shaved Grinch who keeps showing up at Cindy Lou Who's place even when it isn't Christmas Eve.

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Taylor Swift is OK but sometimes you need

EXCLUSIVE: A whistleblower tells @thebarbedwire.com he spent years burying radioactive fracking waste, which melted the bones in his neck and jaw. Then a residential community — and an elementary school — was built on top. 🧵 thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a...

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara

Never Forget

Celebrating 250 years of democracy by only allowing vassals willing to pay tribute an opportunity to speak to the King.

stealing from us, killing our loved ones, kidnapping our neighbors, witholding our health care and thumbing their fucking noses at us

TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer. (I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)

Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation Thinking About How To Automate Person Talking To Him https://theonion.com/dazed-jeff-bezos-realizes-he-spent-entire-conversation-1822418205/

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

"Democracy dies in darkness, so we decided to turn off the lights"

TIRED: NFTs WIRED: NPTVs (no pants TVs) bsky.app/profile/mrma...

don't worry, i'm sure once they've finished intentionally crippling our ability to discover and tell each other what they're doing, they'll be satisfied and will stop there

"Our company decided to add a bit of levity this year by implementing layoffs on Groundhog Day. Is it real? Is it a gag? Like the film, it depends on your point of view! [Please take this survey to tell us how awesome we've done.]"

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

Certified Chris Hooks Classic, here. It is very detailed and humane in telling the story it tells, which concerns the damage that a small number of snitches, creeps, and dullards have done to this institution, but also about the long history and awful present of snitches/creeps/dullards doing that.

Phil Connors: some days I can only feel alive in the desperate unconscious fringes of restless sleep. The night is a cold ocean of blackness pressing down on me until I can't breathe. Is this normal? ChatGPT: rise and shine campers!

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

For two years, I've been investigating claims that Texas A&M University has been overtaken by the forces of gay race communism. The truth is a little more complicated: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

Do "the journalism"

Me every morning in this fucking country

No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head

5 jobs I've had Highwayman Sailor Dam builder Starship pilot Highwayman again (perhaps) bsky.app/profile/luca...

You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

Anxiety over imminent civil war has overtaken anxiety over imminent power grid collapse

This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

They're after me Lucky Charms

1/3 Reich

This is a culture of people who cannot and will not admit they're wrong so they double and triple down. This is the asshole who's posting through it. The entire argument is rich dumb people saying "I CAN'T BE WRONG AND YOU WON'T TELL ME I'M WRONG"

Team Fezzik ✊

Vile bigotry is the first thing, and the second thing is how would Tommy Tuberville know about mounting any kind of defense from anything

i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it

I know times are real fuckin bad when my CVS receipt is well under a foot long.

Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/

Not trying to be a provocateur, but history hasn't seen UN DOINK that dramatic since Marie Antoinette's melon hit the cobblestones back in 1793, mes ami

Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic