Brant in Real Life
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Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
about 1 year ago
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Well if “RentCafe” says so.
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about 16 hours ago
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Every time I watch this movie I immediately want to be in a pub with a pint.
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1 day ago
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So the season finale was solid (even with all the weird, needlessly scantily clad young people) so I would just end the show here. They won’t, but they should.
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1 day ago
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God this weather is gross.
2 days ago
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interesting that Iceland is green but Greenland is covered in ice has anyone else noticed this
2 days ago
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Obama couldn’t ever. (Also wouldn’t. But that’s different thought about the same things.)
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3 days ago
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What would you like for me to do, James.
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3 days ago
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So 70% of Americans think the country is out of control and less than 10% support use of the military to acquire Greenland. What are we doing here. Is it possible we aren’t having the right conversation?
3 days ago
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Why isn’t taking over a sovereign nation a thing we put to a vote?
3 days ago
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He always says people want the country to do badly. Has everyone ever asked why or to what end? It’s completely illogical for a citizen to want their country to do badly.
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4 days ago
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I don’t wanna complicate this, but Gunner Stockton wins this game for Miami.
4 days ago
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Ever.
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4 days ago
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lol Mendoza dropped the “didnt get an offer” from the team they beat. Goddamn it’s good.
4 days ago
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GOOGLE HIM
4 days ago
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Weirdly fitting. Maybe the most appropriate.
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4 days ago
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Like I said at the beginning of the season, Indiana and Miami are on a collision course to an all-timer.
4 days ago
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Well here’s Beck’s hero moment.
4 days ago
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Need a turnover and a field goal so we can do more football.
4 days ago
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Oh no
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4 days ago
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Toney and Fletcher are two of the best players in the country and they’ve got both of them again next year.
4 days ago
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This game rules
4 days ago
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Sincerely, I love a coach who isn’t afraid to win. That play call was strong and the effort, stronger.
4 days ago
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Whistles are being SWALLERED.
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4 days ago
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So I guess Indiana never turns over the ball?
4 days ago
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Mark Fletcher Jr is so good.
4 days ago
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Ponds would look good in a Texans uniform.
4 days ago
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These uprights are an aural disaster.
4 days ago
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I want Toney’s confidence in all of my employees.
4 days ago
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Reading this before the broadcast. Good times.
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4 days ago
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Thinking about yesterday’s opportunity for personal growth and development as I pour myself another glass of wine while the rest of the house settles into bed.
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4 days ago
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I can’t explain it but Bradley Cooper now looks like someone playing Bradley Cooper.
4 days ago
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Jessica Luther
4 days ago
that Cignetti interview was exactly how an really angry midwesterner sounds: slightly annoyed
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I would’ve gone for it on 4th and 2 and not only would I have gone for it but I’d have done some play-action bootleg fuckery that would have had me bombing it downfield for a TD or letting my QB take off for the first down.
4 days ago
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Black is the most explosive running back I can remember watching this season. It’s unreal how quickly he gets up to speed.
4 days ago
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Miami’s d-line is violent, fun.
4 days ago
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Dang! Fernando was praying hard as hell.
4 days ago
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Tebow commented that Indiana is under way more pressure than Miami and I agree. Indiana is the better team but they’re giving 7.5 in what’s essentially a home game for Miami and that is wild to me.
4 days ago
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All in on Miami tonight.
#MakeLockersFullOfNerdsAgain
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5 days ago
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Josh Chafetz
5 days ago
*Homer Simpson voice*: The dumbest diplomatic crisis of your life *so far*
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5 days ago
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Strongly considering swimming upstream in my public rooting interest for tonight’s game. Villain stuff.
5 days ago
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Materialists is a surprisingly marvelous film.
5 days ago
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Got a 90s alternative mix going and Are You Gonna Go My Way came on Me: can you guess which year this came out? Wife: I don’t even know what this is Me: *befuddled silence* Me: are you serious Wife: I am. Me: what were you even doing in the 90s Wife: being 10. Me: WE ARE LITERALLY TWO YEARS APART
5 days ago
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Cooked.
5 days ago
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Feeling immense regret for choosing to sit and watch this vs get a head start on tomorrow’s work ain’t that a bitch
5 days ago
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Receivers aren’t doing stroud any favors. Just a sub-par effort all around.
5 days ago
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Stupidest football game I’ve ever seen.
5 days ago
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That might the worst half I’ve seen the Texans play (as a team) in a long time. Jesus man. The fact that it’s still a two-score game is incredible.
5 days ago
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He’s scared to throw the ball. You can’t keep him in there.
5 days ago
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It’s time.
5 days ago
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