OU and Texas getting thumped in first game of super regional is an odd combination of funny and goddamnit.

One of the best things about being in your 40s is being able to get a little buzzed at 9:30 at night and then getting to go to bed instead of having to go out.

OU giving up 15 hits in a super regional is wild.

Just drank a pot of Peshawar tea and am ready to accomplish all goals and dreams.

It’s called Kura Sushi if you want to do capitalism and avoid it like the plague.

10 bands/artists I’ve seen live: Toadies Andrea Bocelli Mastodon Don Williams Lyle Lovett Merle Haggard Fleetwood Mac The Mavericks Boston Maren Morris (sitting next to next to me at a song swap in Denton)

“Classic Club Coupe” sounds so elegant and refined.

This Ole Miss pitcher has thrown like 10 straight balls. Looks like Tech is gonna get out of this extra-inning jam.

Clay Aiken has suddenly reemerged on my timeline(s) like the drunk guy that passed out in the car on the way to the bar but later shows up at his friend’s table with tray of shots.

Apropos of mostly nothing, there’s almost no easier Power Five school in the country to get into than Ole Miss. It’s well behind myriad G5 schools, academically — including many in Texas. But it’s a beautiful and complicated place — not unlike Mississippi itself.

I’ve seen. a lot of alleged confusion in the media surrounding the lack of interest internationally in the World Cup in the US this year and I can’t imagine why: it’s pretty easy to point to the exact cause; I guess it’s a lot harder to say it out loud.

@jeffreykeese.bsky.social checking some baseball scores and 👀 looks like there was a *bit* of an upset in the Peach State.

Teagan Kavan for Heisman.

Katie Stewart has been such a joy to watch play softball.

Bama’s got some girls who can swing the bat.

Coming to terms with the fact that this is what an almost-30 year-old truck looks like.

I don’t know how many perfect songs there are — songwriting, performance, production, etc — but two of them are Jimmy Ruffin’s What Becomes of the Brokenhearted and the Four Tops’ I Can’t Help Myself.

We’re in the middle of a potentially major war and on the edge of economic peril and our president is riding around the reflection pool in a motorcade talking about what color he wants to paint it. I really don’t know how to process any of this anymore.

Casual Taylor Dayne Listening Session

People keep saying. But.

Nobody is living my dream more than mark cuban. Entrepreneur who truly hit the lottery with his companies — twice — which allowed him to by a sports franchise, win a championship, invest in myriad businesses, then he underwrites the NIL deal that brought the QB who leads his alma mater to a title.

It’s almost like this country isn’t terribly welcoming of people who don’t hold US passports and that’s manifesting in people not wanting to be here.

I can understand being done with the world and wanting to check out. I do not understand choosing to take your family — your spouse and your kids — with you. It’s horrific, beyond comprehension.

New obsession is watching “sovereign citizen” traffic stops on YouTube. I’d never heard of these people before last week, but seems like a logical progression of a society filled with people who thinks internet research is a suitable replacement for expertise in a given field.

Anxiety Chicken

It’s 11:30pm and I’m buzzed watching YouTube videos about the Drake Passage.

wtf is up with this car Antonelli is driving good god he’s fast

Snore Eagle

I have no idea what’s going on anymore. It’s F1 again? And the Derby? What the hell else is going on in the world that I’m totally unaware of?

This is Rhythm Nation cosplay.

And now you see the playbook for the presidential election.

What if I tell you that I think the Rockets are going to win the series?

And there it is. I’m guessing the state said “we are going to revoke your license if you don’t withdraw your application for this session.” Either way, glad they finally did the right thing — regardless of motivating factors.

This is embarrassing but hear me out

“After my family was safely across the bridge and thriving we felt the bridge could benefit from a toll but ultimately decided it would be easier to set it on fire.”

Do you think Dora is the most popular name for a Ford Explorer.

Today’s Camp Mystic hearing just ended. I watched the last 8 hours of it. I have no idea why that camp still has a license and I will be shocked if it isn’t revoked in the next seven days.

Forcing myself to reckon with the possibility that love was made to Last Resort.

The surprise texas city is Houston. As reported by the Houston chronicle.

kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside

Just arrived at the LPGA Chevron Championship. Gonna see what this is fiesta is all about. Fit is immaculate, btw.

“Damn, Guv. Our Belfast Trojans got right smashed, innit.” — me texting friend in Northern Ireland about American football abroad

They’re holding back the details for the book tour

I’m just saying George W would’ve gone back out there and kept the party moving

This is so funny. Funniest possible outcome.

What if Nelly was actually referring to a French painter?

Everything this administration does screws Home Builders. I have absolutely no idea why the GHBA and the NAHB support this administration.

Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil is confirmed to have been killed by the IDF. Al Akhbar, her outlet, as well as LBCI and Al Jadeed, have confirmed it. The IDF, the world’s leading killer of journalists, was blocking rescue operations.

Honestly might delete my whole instagram account just so I never have to hear that Billy Joel/Fleetwood Mac “it’s very important you” mash-up again in my entire life.

Why haven’t you listened to The Damnwells’ 2004 Bastards of the Beat album?