Well if “RentCafe” says so.

Every time I watch this movie I immediately want to be in a pub with a pint.

So the season finale was solid (even with all the weird, needlessly scantily clad young people) so I would just end the show here. They won’t, but they should.

God this weather is gross.

interesting that Iceland is green but Greenland is covered in ice has anyone else noticed this

Obama couldn’t ever. (Also wouldn’t. But that’s different thought about the same things.)

What would you like for me to do, James.

So 70% of Americans think the country is out of control and less than 10% support use of the military to acquire Greenland. What are we doing here. Is it possible we aren’t having the right conversation?

Why isn’t taking over a sovereign nation a thing we put to a vote?

He always says people want the country to do badly. Has everyone ever asked why or to what end? It’s completely illogical for a citizen to want their country to do badly.

I don’t wanna complicate this, but Gunner Stockton wins this game for Miami.

Ever.

lol Mendoza dropped the “didnt get an offer” from the team they beat. Goddamn it’s good.

GOOGLE HIM

Weirdly fitting. Maybe the most appropriate.

Like I said at the beginning of the season, Indiana and Miami are on a collision course to an all-timer.

Well here’s Beck’s hero moment.

Need a turnover and a field goal so we can do more football.

Oh no

Toney and Fletcher are two of the best players in the country and they’ve got both of them again next year.

This game rules

Sincerely, I love a coach who isn’t afraid to win. That play call was strong and the effort, stronger.

Whistles are being SWALLERED.

So I guess Indiana never turns over the ball?

Mark Fletcher Jr is so good.

Ponds would look good in a Texans uniform.

These uprights are an aural disaster.

I want Toney’s confidence in all of my employees.

Reading this before the broadcast. Good times.

Thinking about yesterday’s opportunity for personal growth and development as I pour myself another glass of wine while the rest of the house settles into bed.

I can’t explain it but Bradley Cooper now looks like someone playing Bradley Cooper.

that Cignetti interview was exactly how an really angry midwesterner sounds: slightly annoyed

I would’ve gone for it on 4th and 2 and not only would I have gone for it but I’d have done some play-action bootleg fuckery that would have had me bombing it downfield for a TD or letting my QB take off for the first down.

Black is the most explosive running back I can remember watching this season. It’s unreal how quickly he gets up to speed.

Miami’s d-line is violent, fun.

Dang! Fernando was praying hard as hell.

Tebow commented that Indiana is under way more pressure than Miami and I agree. Indiana is the better team but they’re giving 7.5 in what’s essentially a home game for Miami and that is wild to me.

All in on Miami tonight. #MakeLockersFullOfNerdsAgain

*Homer Simpson voice*: The dumbest diplomatic crisis of your life *so far*

Strongly considering swimming upstream in my public rooting interest for tonight’s game. Villain stuff.

Materialists is a surprisingly marvelous film.

Got a 90s alternative mix going and Are You Gonna Go My Way came on Me: can you guess which year this came out? Wife: I don’t even know what this is Me: *befuddled silence* Me: are you serious Wife: I am. Me: what were you even doing in the 90s Wife: being 10. Me: WE ARE LITERALLY TWO YEARS APART

Cooked.

Feeling immense regret for choosing to sit and watch this vs get a head start on tomorrow’s work ain’t that a bitch

Receivers aren’t doing stroud any favors. Just a sub-par effort all around.

Stupidest football game I’ve ever seen.

That might the worst half I’ve seen the Texans play (as a team) in a long time. Jesus man. The fact that it’s still a two-score game is incredible.

He’s scared to throw the ball. You can’t keep him in there.

It’s time.