Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein this happened! this is a thing that happened!

If it were me I'd simply not be a pedophile. It is me, and I have done that.

Goon a movie Blue Sky

PSA if anyone else is thinking of upgrading to permanent lights on your house Amazon dropped the price on these today by 20%

buy a cool car, help with the housework, and hang out with your spouse and kids: you’ll be happy dude seriously though, really good article on the current framing of the plight of men and how it’s really framed against the broader problems facing everyone, we’re just worried about one demographic

Lightfoot once said at a show he would not be playing the Wreck of the EF & if that was a problem you should just leave & apparently half the crowd got up and walked out. Later in an interview someone told JC Mellencamp that story & he said "No one paid $50 to hear me not fucking play Jack & Diane"

people are posting pics of like a modernish container ship and yesterday I would have sworn on a stack of bibles the EF was from like pirate ship times when oceans were battlefields

confession time I'm not 100% sure I've ever actually heard the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald

had an extended dream about hanging out with outkast and they were just the nicest folks

im drunk and the ags are undefeated and tryina keep it cool but for at least one more week every other team can eat my entire ass rn

Still just a 57% chance against Texas, though!

Good morning only to fans whose teams are still undefeated

man I finally decided to sign up for tiktok and please tell me who the fuck this guy thinks he is

Actually thanking Disney and YouTube for making me decide to relive my 20s and go watch the football game at a place that serves food and drinks with friends. It's turning into a decent sized hangout with folks I haven't seen in a bit. I will likely thank them by cancelling both their services.

starting to struggle coming to terms with my minor contribution to creating the torment nexus

farting in the sensory deprivation tank

I understand economics just enough to be pretty sure bad things are on the horizon in the next 6-12 months, but not enough to know what I should do about that.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Houston and I have a complicated past but this kicks ass

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

Streisand Effect: A month ago I was unaware of a rainbow painted crosswalk in Houston. Now I am aware of dozens of rainbow painted things in Houston.

producer: what this album needs is a totally normal reference to eating chili dogs john cougar mellencamp: say less

streamed inglorious basterds and now sisu truly a golden age for watching violence visited upon nazis

I am entirely too lazy to work out a new way to watch cfb today, so please provide me updates on texas/vandy in this format of humorous schadenfreude

every 5 seconds try to guess what will happen next you will never be right

as usual it looks like the only good answer is to cut all ties and go live in the woods in a cabin made of old pallets

genuine question: in a battle between two massive evil media empires that are actively ruining entertainment and the human experience in general, how do y'all pick sides? asking because I would like to pick a side here

I thought he was only interested in the minors.

1st. the person who picked Jasmine . . . . . . . T-last. Everyone else

Fun fact: colleges with a one-eyed collie mascot have never lost a football game

Yes, I am available for parties and corporate events

I don’t think anyone is prepared for how many K-Pop Demon Hunters are coming to your houses tonight

it's gonna be real fucked up when we start traditionally removing an eye from each new reveille

PIRATE REVEILLE REMAINED UNDEFEATED

man it's weird enjoying aggie football

Nuss didn't get hit that hard, he had trouble getting up cuz he didn't want to play this game anymore today.

"was Brian Kelly or Billy Napier the better hire" - the Shortest Thread in the History of Forums, Locked by a Moderator Before Any Comments Could Be Posted

Brian Kelly is Coral Paradise.

Texas' offense works best when operated in a pants-shitting panic

I want to say for the record that I also am interested in head coaching positions in the NFL.

Mississippi State just scored on a play written on the back of a Kroger receipt titled "fumblefuckin"

I still think about how the greatest WR of all time played his college ball as a Delta Devil

saw my daughter wearing new sweatpants with words down the side of the leg and out of the corner of my eye I thought they said "Posting Through It" but then I realized they said "Positive Thoughts Daily" and I was super disappointed

I dropped her off at her car after she was shitty to me all night but she stood there with the passenger door open waiting for me to take her back so I threw it in first and floored it which slammed the car door in her face as I drove off. You said best way right?

when our dog gets happy he curls up into a c shape and wags his tail so intensely that he hits himself in the eyes really hard but he can't stop so he just walks around with his eyes closed hitting himself in the face