thinking about how I spent part of quarantine turning $100 into $1500 trading dogecoin because it was hilarious to me how stupid people are

I have reread this so many times and it's still wild

onboard cameras at baku are fucking terrifying

watching arch manning taunt a c-usa db for not tackling him in the end zone said volumes

coming to you from deep inside enemy territory

my uncle was vp of a major car dealership group my entire life but he has retired and now i realize i dont know how to not get screwed in the vehicle purchasing game

When I was 17 someone gave me a George Carlin CD they didn't want. Sometimes I think about how much that person shaped my belief system for the rest of my life.

get yourself a congressional candidate who can kill charybdis *and* prioritize direct action

I got a set of lockpicks and was able to pick a 5 pin deadbolt in less than 10 minutes safety is an illusion sleep tight

angered a nest of hornets today and now I have one regular hand and one crazy everlong hand

rank texas where they deserve to be challenge: impossible

I've only been to 8 Michelin star restaurants and 5 of them are BBQ places in Austin

not on *your* list, anyway

the only passing stat Arch Manning is beating Marcel Reed in is interceptions

I’m not sure how to act #gigem

Eyepatch Reveille shirt now undefeated #gigem

ARRRRRR YE READY TO BEAT THE HELL OUTTA ND

Absolutely no reason to keep ranking UT over A&M after this weekend

im happy about football and it legit feels uncomfortable

oh my god

I had no recollection 1) that A&M and ND played last year and 2) that ND went to the natty? Was I hit on the head?

Aggies just lost a kickoff return due to a penalty by a Swedish tight end. This is a sentence that has never been typed in the history of humanity.

I have watched a lot of cfb today and yall we gotta find another song besides seven nation army

I’m more than just a Nintendo enthusiast. I’m a

honest question why do we do kickoffs anymore

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

this game was over before it started, irish win 🫤 #gigem

Honor bound to do it (I’m only sitting in my car because I didn’t want to do this in front of everyone - engine is off no driving will be happening tonight)

hot take the NBC graphics look better than everything ESPN does

well the good news is that every team ive rooted for today has lost

I will not let this football game affect me I will not let this football game affect me I will not let this football game affect me I will not let this football game affect me I will not let this football game affect me I will not let this football game affect me I will not let this football game af

voockyteps

currently not loving the VOOOKYTEPS

rocky flop imho

Perfection

pitt dont

for the next hour football is good

all these games on angel dust right now

give Arch Manning some time, he's just a junior quarterback starting at home for a team loaded with talent against one of the worst defenses in college football

Racist stat of the day: no black players have scored any points for Texas this season.

texas fans booing arch manning

cfb bluesky is like 72% georgia fans so the vibes are... complicated right now

[letterboxd review] the backyard brawl really challenges the viewer

I started drinking tequila at 3pm watch this space as the aggies so their usual thing in a few hours 👀🥃🫤😦😡🤬

I just let out the most pitt sigh

By rule I think that is targeting, but I hate that it's targeting.