We’ve said all along the astros are America’s team. You’re all welcome.

Well don't I feel stupid

Proud of these current Aggie student journalists 👍🏼 What a great question! 👇🏼 “What kind of System is the Board of Regents running where the opinions of politicians seemingly matter more than those of students and faculty? “

Lost in the Texas A&M news is that the entire crusade is the product of a former labradoodle breeder turned State Rep whose stunts and grandstanding are so insufferably transparent that even his Republican colleagues despise him. Meet Brian Harrison, winner of Texas Monthly’s 2025 Cockroach award:

Our university’s president was forced to resign. Our student publication responded. thebatt.com/opinion/edit...

Now this is a man who definitely understands how financial exchanges work. Fair play.

Imagine watching your kids catch (and in some cases die from) easily preventable diseases because these chucklefucks terrified you about vaccines, only for them to announce out of nowhere that you should have been scared of Tylenol instead

Reading the article you’d never know that the gun range in question is operated by the Katy Police Dept.

astros dot com Shop sending a marketing email at 7:30am following that showing this weekend

Watching the Astros finishing out the season

It’s wild to me that in a late-season, do-or-die series, the astros were the ones who didn’t show up. Kinda horseshit, imo!!

The loser astros will NOT ruin my day.

That motherfucker on Fox News said we should execute homeless people

This is so fucking cool

i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value

it's true, i died

MOOD

As called by Andrew Monaco on aTm radio:

Thank you Michael Fanone. For those who do not recognize the name, Michael is one of the officers who defended America on January 6th and was left permanently injured as a result. He is a true hero of our Democracy.

I can’t quite explain why, but you cannot convince me this man wasn’t developed in a lab to run an English football club

Mark teixeira can, politely, go fuck himself 🤗

🎯

All them guns pointed straight at the children lol

So many fun and wild tidbits here, but the lawyer for Iyad really sent me over the top.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Hahahahahahahahaha

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Have we had the full Richy goal buildup vid on here yet…?

#COYS #COYS #COYS

Lifetime contract. I love him.

Based on this list, the brewers are now equally likely to win the world series or lose four home games in a seven game series lol

Seems apt

ultimately i’m just happy the astros rewarded the space cowboys somehow hanging onto the division lead for this long with reinforcements to give them a real shot at a postseason run. no way to know how it’ll turn out but i think this team deserved the vote of confidence and a chance.

Check out this quick photoshop I put together for our first look at Carlos Correa in an #Astros uniform

are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media?

Listen, if mls is the way this has to end, then at least hear me out: Houston Dynamo Legend Son Heung-min

Broken by the Houston Baseball Astros, you love to see it