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Imagine wrecking the world because someone you don’t know got help that you didn’t need

getting dry laundry from the dryer to the drawer/closet

GOD. DAMN. This Louisiana man fucking COOKED like I’ve seen very few people cook before.

Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus Don't Let the Pigeon Stay Up All Night Don't Take the Pigeon's Name in Vain Don't Let the Pigeon Get the Hospital Sued for Malpractice Don't Give the Pigeon Any More Reasons to Leave, Karen Don't Ask the Pigeon for Whom the Bell Tolls The Pigeon Finds a Hot Dog

I need to know what “radically pro-transgender” means. If that’s like armed groups abducting kids and giving them unwanted surgeries, sure, go get ‘em boys! But if it means “doesn’t believe the government has the right to tell us how to dress or identify” then this administration are the terrorists.

Genuinely devastating 😢

Richarlison (twice) and Palhinha (twice) are especially funny considering how often it looks like they don’t understand how feet work

In the 1960s there was a rabidly antisemitic & white nationalist preacher named Ken Goff who spoke at hundreds of churches around the country. He posed as a "patriotic Christian anti-communist," but he ran a paramilitary camp for neo-Nazis. A huge # of churches he spoke at were Assemblies of God.

This is how every other country imagines life in America

fuck greg abbott and everyone who ever voted for him

Uncrustablo Uncrustables Uncrustable Uncrustablemos Uncrustablen

Pedo Pascal

the collective noun for a group of cybertrucks is a "custody battle"

That's why I think we tend to get little or less understanding from those without lived experience. "You're on medication. Why aren't you better or, at least, better than this?" "You've changed treatments again? Maybe you should settle on one and give it time to work." 2/2

The biggest disconnect I've found between those who have only suffered physical illness and those with mental and/or chronic illness: The experience of prescribed medication. It's either successful or comes with a % chance. With mental/chronic illness, though, it's always a 🤷‍♂️. /1

Working exactly as designed

/Sade voice Bret Saberhagen

1) There's no reason an administrator at NASA should care how a Solar System body is categorized. 2) NASA isn't the org that makes classification determinations for Solar System objects. 3) If Isaacman wants Pluto reclassified again, he can lobby the International Astronomical Union on his own time.

February 5, 2025. Trump announces he is going to build a new ballroom at the WH and pay for it with his own money: “It’s going to cost nothing. I will spend the whole thing myself.”

This is a good time to re-read the decision in Carroll v. Trump.

League should just publish the separate set of rules they use for Tottenham

It is so very telling that, after a decade of hollering about FREE SPEECH and DIVERSITY OF THOUGHT, when Republicans got power in Texas Universities they straight up fired people, purged departments, threw away books, and wrote rules prohibiting even talking about particular topics.

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

This is still absolutely false, mathematically, but it's also a lie about what he actually said in the hearing (he said $600 and $10, which, again, is also incorrect). Anyway here's my thread about it from yesterday: bsky.app/profile/astr...

It's all just overtly blatant. With their grifting there are NO COINCIDENCES.

Jim Crane should be imprisoned.

I just cannot, with a good conscience, advise that anyone chose to go to a public university in Texas moving forward.

'Bell removed Romeo and Juliet from his syllabus because “in Act III, Romeo and Juliet have sex, and that falls under this very broadly defined sexuality [topics ban].” He also didn’t teach about Joan of Arc this semester.' What an actual lack of freedom of speech looks like in universities. 3/3

@deptofwar.bsky.social Sec Hegseth, my grandfather served in WW2. He carried a piece of paper in his pocket the whole time, on which he wrote his favorite Bible verse. It'd mean so much if you could recite this verse at your next speech: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." — Jesus Christ

i mean just excommunicate him, why not do it over breakfast, make a proclamation via email, Re: jd vance is going to hell when he dies cc: God bcc: Jesus

Nothing screams terminal poster syndrome like confidently declaring you know more about a subject than the most qualified expert, in this case the frigging pope

Ball is life

donald trump is incredibly stupid, but he believes you are much stupider

this specific image is nuts but even in general its just insane that the president of the US is the number one deployer of AI slop in the world right now

Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON

Who would’ve guessed? An administration filled with grossly incompetent people, led by the stupidest president to ever occupy the Oval Office, failed to end the illegal war they started. April 12, 2026.

Chicago collectively luring their native son with funnier and funnier shit His Holiness can show up to

I’ve always loved the visual of longhorn fans standing still like little orange construction cones while the Aggies surrounding them saw’em off during the War Hymn.

James Schlossnagle can eat my entire ass. This fucking rocks.

Sorrell just hit one over the outfield bleachers. 11-3 Ags in the b6.

Good morning to everyone except Jim schossnagle, I hope you were up all night with violent stomach cramps and there’s a scorpion in both your shoes