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it’s a wonder we survived the Victorian era

I am also a single woman with a queen-sized bed my dog weighs 30 pounds and sleeps curled up into the smallest, densest possible ball somehow, I always end up teetering on the edge of the bed while dog lays right in the middle (and grumbles if I dare to try and move him)

CHOMP ‘EM, BLUE SHARKS

if I could go back and do the Venturing backpacking trips I took in high school all over again, packing more pairs of underwear would be worth the few extra ounces of weight in my pack

nothing more infuriating than un-checking the “sign up for news and updates from this shop” box at checkout and STILL getting marketing emails from that shop

post the best picture you’ve ever taken of your pet

JD Vance walked into this gunfight with a spoon

I moderate a Discord server for perfume hobbyists what Amanda’s describing is how you end up with 14-year-olds trying to decide which $350+ LV or Mind Games or PdM scent to blind-buy, because TikTok BOMBARDS them with influencers hyping those brands until it seems like everyone has one of them

if I win the Masters, I’m hiring the Texas BBQ-Ethiopian fusion barbecue place in Arlington to cater the meal it’s delicious and the attendees will be baffled by the concept of injera as both plate and utensil

happy Appomattox Day!

I learned from this article that Germans call restrooms “the silent place,” and now I’m going to start announcing my departure from the table with “excuse me, I must go to the Silent Place”

if you’re considering blowing through an active train crossing in or on any vehicle, remember: it may have good brakes and lots of traction, but a train can’t take evasive action

king shit, Rick

[sits backwards in chair] “I know you kids are into K-Pop Demon Hunters, but let me tell you about someone else who went up, up, up and became golden”

Belgrade! there are so many cool historic sites and museums, and you can get nice hotel rooms and good meals for way cheaper than in Western Europe best city I’ve ever gotten heat exhaustion in

ten months later, I finally got to carry the Church Sword

I haven’t spent a night in Shreveport since the trip where I stayed in a hotel that was demolished less than five years later

took some photos around my church, since the weather was nice and everything is blooming

I seriously considered contacting this adorable pup’s foster owner, but decided it wouldn’t be fair to him or to my dog to bring him into my house, where he’d have to compete for space, toys, and attention against a dominant, rowdy dog who’s used to being the *only* dog

“shrouds don’t have pockets” is an absolute BAR

if I’ve used @actioncookbook.com’s canine chaos calculator correctly, the combined GOODBOI score of the four puppies I counted in this yoga studio is 30,360 a runaway Chernobyl reactor’s worth of rowdy puppy mischief

never change, Houston

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

shhhhhh! don’t tip them off!

HELL YEAH BOONE

for #NationalPuppyDay, here’s baby Virgil pestering a teenage Biscuit

show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn’t Indiana Jones

me too, Owen, me too

From Dolores Huerta: “I am nearly 96 years old, and for the last 60 years have kept a secret because I believed that exposing the truth would hurt the farmworker movement I have spent my entire life fighting for… I can no longer stay silent…” Full statement: medium.com/@dolores_hue...

you 🫵 need to see a happy dog today

the Mrs. Baird’s bakery in Kennedale

important news: someone out there makes cat-sized yurts

today, Virgil got to experience the ball pit for the first time

One of the mothers I interviewed for this story was frustrated that she couldn't find many resources to help her navigate these conversations with her 3-year-old son. So, we also created a guide to taking with your kids about ICE, based on tips from child development experts:

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my dad drove one of these as his daily commuter for about 15 years it’s basically an enclosed go-kart, even down to the engine, and it’s so tiny that putting my brother’s tuba in the cargo bay almost made the rear bumper scrape the ground

Surigao (shout out to the History of American Seapower course I took during my sophomore year)

likewise, I strongly recommend following every college mascot dog on IG Miss Rev, Growley, Dubs, and Jonathan improve my feed immensely

Crate&Barrel’s marketing team really didn’t think this one thru huh

come on, Luis, do your thing

jockey on one side; cotton farmer, WWII bomber crew chief, and maintainer of military trainer planes on the other

I feel like an F1 car should be well-engineered enough not to shake like my then-15-year-old Celica on the TX-130 bypass

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

Pho John’s in College Station it was run by a very kind older man who I can only assume was the titular Pho John, who always came over to the table to chat with me and my Corps classmates as if we were lifelong friends of his, and the pho was spiritually healing for a weary cadet