hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Despite having taken the bar exam, I couldn't indict you on charges of Ignoramus 103

Is Texan attached to this? deadline.com/2026/05/weir...

/Lynyrd Skynyrd voice JT Realmuto

/Eddie Vedder voice Oh I Ohhhhh Jim Eisenreich

/Blur voice Rick Schu

/Sade voice Bret Saberhagen

/Oasis voice and after all you're Mike Lieberthal

This year I boosted my membership to @maximumfun.org . I've been a member for years, but I've added a few shows since I joined. It's a little thing, but it feels good to support media you like. Thanks to @johnmoe.bsky.social @hodgman.bsky.social @gofactyourpod.bsky.social and everyone at MaxFun!

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social Pavia and Skattebo's "Can I Hit it?" podcast segment would be very...explosive englishatlc.com/wp-content/u...

Learned that Take Me Out To The Ball Game has verses, and now I can’t stop singing them like Thin Lizzy doing “The Boys Are Back In Town”

Forgot to be annoying and tag @briancgrubb.bsky.social

I've been singing Strong Bad's song on this topic for over 20 years now. Y-O-U-R Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E They're as different as night and day Don't you think that night and day are different? What's wrong with you?

Remember when Christian Hackenberg was sacked by a two-man rush? Pepperidge Farm remembers. $27.10 for Temple in the #CharitibundiBowl. T for Temple U! @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Want to feel tall? Either take Skattebo's advice and get big lifts, or donate to the #CharitibundiBowl. #ForksUp @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @juangrandeasu.bsky.social @bdenny29.bsky.social

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Ron Ballpark

Perfect joke. Nang Gang for life

Dammit it’s already happening

Dharma police Arrest this man, he took out Greg

Instead of Sephiroth-posting, what kind of video game character posting should we see more on Bluesky? I'll start - we need more Kefka posting

Oh. Your head's on fire

Chocolate chip, s'mores, sugar cookie

Will it always take hours to get the kid to eat his dinner?

As I've been asking since NFLPA 94 for the Genesis, why can't we make the whole offense out of short slants

@wyshynski.bsky.social Has Marek seen Heated Rivalry? I'd love an #mvsw breakdown

Booty got me like

When does Hector Quesadilla come into the game for the Dodgers?

@clueheywood.bsky.social I didn't think you'd defend Chauncey, but think of the billables!

Gary Smith was my favorite features writer when I was an SI subscriber. I wonder how much of that was due to me being a pretentious teen

I have a frozen bag of shredded potatoes. How do i best make them edible?

Who is Mtimew, and why are we supposed to kick him?

Roadrunners vs Owls on the Eagles’ field. Ladies and gentlemen, this game is for the birds!

Life and How to Live It

Checking in for my job as billie joe armstrong's alarm clock. looks like another quiet day with nothing to do

@guynemer.bsky.social Congrats on making the cut!

I'm sure everyone will agree - Corduroy and Rainbow Fish have the same voice

Hey quick question: Should I storm the Shinra Building or take the stairs?

If I'm gonna be in an airport 4 hours, I'll enjoy it

At the airport, maintaining my not-cop status

There is something very pleasing about an all-white goalie uniform

NPR shrimp host was married to Bob Edwards and went to Temple?

Hot moms are at your local library

Really want to play euchre right now

These are the 4 letters Lil Lamb Launcher just brought to me

Opinion's sweaty Facts weak, trans hate spreading Let's vomit on Barrett already Bomb Skrmetti

Opinion's sweaty Facts weak, trans hate spreading Let's vomit on Barrett already Bomb Skrmetti

[ASU grad whose nba team is nowhere near the finals] good for lu dort

BUTTPUCK

[extremely Rivers Cuomo voice] My name is Jonah And I'm burying the Leafs