if i was king of everything I'd write a law that said all automatic AI systems have to have a "nobody asked" button that sends the AI something equivalent to this

glock-gar

all of my posts are made from this device

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

incredibly important announcement: the frog is green now

how it feels to show someone your oc

feeling like: the big challenges render from hello kitty island adventure

This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025

This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way

Merychippus to all who celebrate!

I painted a lizard

Imagine being the first person to draw a triangle. That probably felt so good, man

lots of people on here complaining that they redacted the names of government officials but did you consider it would probably feel bad to be named in the epstein files? that it might hurt their feelings? right before christmas?

lv1 , my beloved.

more realistic dinosaurs

discovered that you cant buy seraphon terrawings without buying 2 other units for like $70 so im proxying those fakers with real dinosaurs

me too man. i also would like to put in less money and recieve more money. when you put it like that it sounds so simple

(surrounded by big screen and little screen all day) what if i also had medium screen

Cool Goblin #ttrpg

we used to be a real country

Me and my fuckass friends trying to eat our way through the pizza that knocks you out

The council convenes once more #deathblart

The council is in session

maybe i am going insane

"attach frog to log" is the most important instruction I've followed in my entire life

having a normal one right now

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

maybe if he takes more consultant advice to move to the right on immigration he can turn those numbers around

family of just little guys ✦「 #ffxiv #art #dragon 」✦

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I'm one bad day away from pivoting into a rainbow puppy hate gimmick account

Why is this reel literally just my whole vibe xD

just a day or so into his tenure and you're telling me he's already opened some kind of portal???

it's so Cuover

Bluesky rn

roses are red big laughs are hearty

gay political pundit who wont shut up about man dates

gay chat gpt be like it's not just penis—it's cock.