Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

I'm one bad day away from pivoting into a rainbow puppy hate gimmick account

Why is this reel literally just my whole vibe xD

just a day or so into his tenure and you're telling me he's already opened some kind of portal???

it's so Cuover

Bluesky rn

roses are red big laughs are hearty

gay political pundit who wont shut up about man dates

gay chat gpt be like it's not just penis—it's cock.

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

grhhrnn,,, hn....

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Me: how do I have so many hours in Silksong while still in act 2??? Also me:

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

remembering those videos of putting frozen turkeys in deep fryers like who the fuck does this

fun fact: You can tell how well an American can do a British accent by making them talk in front of a British person and count how many times it looks like they're being electrocuted

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

for anyone stuck without anything to do for the next few days, the entire mass effect trilogy legendary edition is like $5 on steam rn, great grab

LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

🐛🍑 new plush in the Dropout Store...

Hot Dog heist [ #art #oc #watercolor ]

I would very much like things in the world to get better now

I love Hornet

I showed my kid lots of bugs today it was good

Obligatory fungus

Undulator

Biology Department xkcd.com/3140/

hornet's favorite grocery store is shaw's

the two types of youtube video

I don't know that seems like too many men for it to be romantic.

i’m genuinely pleading with you to read this entire article

UNLIMITED VELOCITY

Hollow Knight Silksong reviews are in! IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

I often think about this letter to the New Statesman. It's from a 1960s Tory, and neatly summarises how British politics has shifted massively to the right, and taken Starmer's Labour party with it. #PoliticsLive

Like the old quote goes, anyone who would give up their liberty in exchange for security will live happily ever after, both free and safe

Check out this music my sweet rat friend made for our campaign I still sometimes leave foundry open and listen to it on loop

I love how the statement from Yoshi-P is basically “First rule of fight club: DO NOT MAKE A BILLBOARD ADVERTISING FIGHT CLUB”

labour have lost the beano. there's no coming back from this starmer must resign

ME: hey so what's this process consuming all my CPU WINDOWS: oh that's our Microsoft Search Indexer, it's building a search index of your files ME: neat, so if I do a search on my files, will I get prompt, useful resul— WINDOWS: [punches me in the face]

Let the Mantis ride alpenfury too!!

for anyone who is wondering if i'm gonna stop posting about that AI "research" chatbot, as someone with a deep passion for research software I find this entire thing personally insulting and refuse to be normal about it