i do not owe you legibility. i owe myself freedom

“i am so sorry, we did all we could”

[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room] He's awake and posting.

yes my horse’s name is “grab an officer’s service weapon” and yes i do intend to enter him into the kentucky derby

Bluesky moderation won't be effective until it can label posts by whether the poster has a core of inner serenity, or whether the post comes from sourceless swirling anger. User gets to choose which they want to see.

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the song about travis kelce’s penis is the only compelling argument i’ve seen for the allegaytions

“bluesky is like if twitter couldnt ban nazis forever because it was fundamentally impossible” is closer “bluesky is like if twitter outsourced a large part of its moderation to two trans women” is also close “bluesky is like if twitter [I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔N̸̡̧͕͙̼̻̳̦̪̞̯͎̦͓̏̒͌͑͒͊̾͌̑̅̕͝ͅT̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑Ŗ̷͇̙̰̭̪̟̺̲̜̹͔̎̍́ͅN̸̡̧͕͙̼̻̳̦̪̞̯͎̦͓̏̒͌͑͒͊̾͌̑̅̕͝ͅȨ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑T̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕]” is probably closest though

i think something bsky is showing is that for the most part a lot of people on social media prefer centralized moderation but almost always just right up to the point it affects them negatively

i just want moderation that protects without restricting is that so much to ask

vibes based moderation is my ideal moderation actually .give me a capricious demigod of a forum mod over a list of rules any day

came too hard to post

i am going to make my own bluesky. you can interact with bluesky and whatever else but if you say something i specifically do not like i will ban you from my version. these are the entirety of both the community guidelines and the terms of service

right like behave or get off my page!!!

"don't you wish you could go to Walmart.... in two thousand and two???" what. do you have encephalitis

there is something vaguely funny to me about jeff bezos buying and gutting a newspaper to keep himself on the sweet side of a mad king who is famously illiterate

Can’t tell if the Americans are fucking with us by making their fascism all about going to a big shop and then eating junk food while watching TV. Seems a bit on the nose

my hair is so long

Which dinosaur would make the best Flintstones vibrator and why

upstairs they are working on the shower. it is loud but i think will not be a problem. just realized the noise cancellation on my headphones was already on. it may be a problem

i am going to write for a while. i have something i am going to in about 80 minutes but otherwise my time is my own. so much i could do, that is the beauty of life

muSHOOM

at risk of demystifying something that works best as mythology there's a reason I talk about kitchen knives and not guns. a gun is a weapon. something you pick up to do harm. a kitchen knife is a tool. it is something that was already in your hand, when you finally decided to feel them in your teeth

I don't have any books for sale, but you can check out my comics globalcomix.com/a/dgw?fbclid...

did you guys know that just 2 marijuana joints can contain more concentrated THC than one

wehn yuor hair do big whoosh

This is a summoning obelisk

nobody wants to come to the US

they’re making the mice sexier

Wikipedia editors trying to fend off the onslaught of AI crap have crowdsourced some telltale signs of LLM-generated writing; it might be handy for editors and proofreaders generally. Thanks to @ellenrykers.com for pointing me to it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...

Geralt died

The ol' X-Files trick, all monsters live in deep forests not unlike those right outside Vancouver. Until season 5 when Duchovny got sick of commuting and all the monsters moved out into deserts not unlike those right outside LA.

Like on Supernatural, where no matter where they traveled in the US, it always looked suspiciously like Vancouver.

Watching an episode of Murder She Wrote that's set in New Orleans where they just drove down through Hollywood & Vine, directly past the Capitol Records building. They should start making TV like this again.

john wick more like john woke you NEVER considered this

✨Shameless Self-Promotion Saturday✨: 🚩Terrorist Edition🏴 it's time to buy some stuff and support an antifa supercell better act fast! the helicopters are coming soon please and thank you

do not know for sure but i am fairly certain he is the save on one of my selfies

ran across a Guy On Here™️ who appears to primarily take and post pictures of various women's butts on hotel beds

See, if you're from a country with a less wildly corrupt police system, when you see 'speed trap' you think of 'a sudden change in the limit that catches people off guard but exists for a reason like a school crossing' not 'deliberately crafted system of extortion' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Rom...

remembering my crow friends. i miss them

whoa

a video

honestly i think im secure enoguh in my Critical Thinking Skills or whatever that i dotn in fact need to argue with losers on-line. here is a tortoise

remember when i saw a bucnh of tortoises at colorados ONLY alligator park

this is bard

ham has unlocked the power of: summon crow