I love the way Fry can NOTICE TWO THINGS.

or maybe the one in charlie work with the joke stool

like it is so fucking good on a meta level, to apparently only me

philaedelphia

how else do we make new olympians

Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face

i have thought long and hard about this post ever since i first saw it and decided i do not wish to know what “is single and has child’s face” means

saw someone point out that the main drive of any species is to eat not to fuck and that they live long enough to fuck is because they were better at finding food and it utterly destroyed evopsych in like a single short sentence

send a man a single pussy picture and Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open? can I get a picture of y

because every single stupid thing it wants is stupid

an amazing thing about me is that i read thousands of words every single day without reading very much

“why would you not just say no?” because he showed me his gun collection

I am making custom pokemon cards like these you can buy one for a minimum of 10 dollars or a maximum of all the money in the world at my commission's page on sidvicious.ca thank you and I love you

CHECK THIS OUT I AM SCREAMING

i made now a pokemon card of @rem.bsjky.team hope you enjoy it

is #website a channel in this irc server or what

men, please do not treat the tootsie roll owl as a guide on how to do oral sex

watchign people argue with @bsky.support

it is like arguing with the child someone brought to work

welcome to #website

i'm fine with people choosing bicycles as a primary mode of transportation. in fact, there are lots of benefits to doing so. all i'd ask is that they run a gas generator or something for a couple hours a day to fulfill their commitment to the carbon footprint

elon

there is a jellyfish that reverts to a polyp when under threat and goes through the entire process of growing up again. repeat

"80% of americans don't get enough fiber" is easy to dismiss with "well i eat vegetables, that must just be the guys who refuse to eat anything but red meat" until you start taking fiber and realize that on this one you were indeed 80% of americans

summoning circle for the next big "put this macronutrient/supplement in every food" craze to be all metamucil everything i see what people are eating out there and i fear for our collective digestive health

meow

LET SLIP THE DOGS OF DRAMA

In Brilliant Technicolor (2024)

telling my wife “youse got it boss” and immediately getting my shit rocked by the Batman (her request was “pick up onions on your way home from work”)

Hi, I'm still trapped in bed and unable to work while fighting my bank (theyve turned off my debit card again). Could I please get some help covering groceries? I'm sorry to ask. CA: $helpmarghoul V: @marghoul

At $649.99 the Mina’s Tirith set is barely covering the price of oil to manufacture it really it’s an investment think about six months from now this is reasonable

You are aware of the Babadook connection right? cant remember if you posted this

Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot

we are going to lose all of this, piece by aching piece, gradual auto-cannibalism until there is nothing left

*faintly, from a rocking chair off to the side, in croaking voice, ignored* “you know, there was a time on BlueSky when finding a guy with a terrible take and flambéeing him wasn’t our main priority. Yessir, in those days we…well, we…” *nods off*

ask any victorian orphan “is a hot dog a sandwich” and they will not only not have an answer their entire face will melt off. canceled, bitch

rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead to their conservative families but running a lovely antique shop in vermont

Always leave them wondering what is wrong with you

Bisexual Master Chief is so funny

If it's any consolation, literacy rates outside the US are still doing fine

i assumed they'd try and soften us up a bit before jumping directly to this one

i did not think i would live to see the end of literacy but i am scared i will